The 10 Worst Quotes From The Democratic Underground For 2003

Right Wing News ^ | 12/31/03 | by John Hawkins

[chiller]

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9) "Doesn't a part of you wish that Queasy and Duh-day were alive?

I'll admit they're scum and rightfully so, but anything that lands as even more humiliation on W's grotesque shrivelled face is that much the better.

It's sad, really, that as despicable as they are, Saddam's family seems to be the lesser of two evils when you compare them to the wretched little b*stard* occupying the White House and destroying America in the process..." -- thermodynamic

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8) "I'm assuming (Michael Kelly's) family won't be reading this, but frankly, I'm gratified to learn that he paid the ultimate price for his sins of warmongering. This guy was scum. My first thoughts on seeing the thread were that I hoped it was that scum Post warmongering writer. My second thought was that it was a late April Fool's joke. But no false sadness from me, only happiness that someone as mean and vicious as Mike Kelly got what was coming. As for all the posts about "coming by his views honestly" and "not speaking ill of the dead", congratulations on taking the high road guys, but *ssholes like Kelly have to die sometime, and I prefer it is as a direct result of their sins. But what do I know, I'm happy that Reagan has Alzheimers and that * has access to pretzels. I wish death on my enemies, and these guys are enemies." -- jackswift on the death of Michael Kelly in Iraq (Excerpt)

6) "...We know the recall's about getting a Repub Gov. in office in order to make California easier to steal, or make the 2004 Election at least close ENOUGH to steal our precious Electoral votes. We know it has nothing to do with Gray Davis being crummy, really.

...I think Rove's got something particularly nasty up his sleeve this time that will change Arnold's fortunes dramatically. I mean, he's about to subject himself and Maria to more salient stories about what he calls "getting my helmet polished." This could be humiliating to him, even before he loses. But what if he "knew" the fix was in?

...My tinfoil hat theory is this:

ROVE/BUSH/CHENEY ARE GOING TO INSTIGATE SOME MIHOP (made it happen on purpose) TERROR ATTACK, BIO ATTACK IN THE US, MAYBE CALIFORNIA, WHEREBY CALIFORNIANS WILL BE CLAMORING FOR A "STRONG" GOVERNOR TO PROTECT US! THEY CAN FINISH THE JOB ENRON STARTED, AND GET A REPUBLICAN GOVERNOR TO HAND THEM THE STATE IN 2004." -- CaptainMidnight (excerpt) 3) "When the 2nd plane hit the WTC I remember thinking......OMG, he's got his war now. Then, the next day or the day after that, when the roar of "war with Iraq and Afganistan" really got going I couldn't help but think "well Bush II get's to finish Daddy's work now". As for when the plane hit the Pentagon and the other plane went down in that field in Penn I screamed at the TV, "Get the WH, for God's sake you missed the WH." I invented some cuss words on that one. There were times before 9/11 as well as in the days to follow that the boy king mentioned Saddam "tried to kill my Dad" and couldn't help but scream at the TV each time, "Well, give him a medal for effort anyway." -- LiberalLibra

2) "What we MUST realize in order to win - Americans are stupid and uninformed. This is very important because in order to win we must understand the way the average American thinks. I'm afraid WE have nothing in common with them.

I came to the two following conclusions when I saw the large number of people who voted for Bush back in 2000.

#1 - I would dare to assume that most of us here are in the upper 1%-20% of the population intelligence-wise. We must come to the realization that the majority of the population is in the lower 80% to 99% percent of the bell-curve. WE are not the norm. The Republicans understand that the average American is not very bright. They cater and pander to the masses. The Democratic Party tries to appeal to the population about "issues" that these people just don't understand.

I've heard it said that the reason that Clinton's sex scandal resonated so strongly among "the people" was because it was a scandal that the average American understood. The average person can't understand a financial scandal.

In addition, people of average or lower intelligence tend to not be as logical or reasoned as those of higher intelligence - they deal with emotion. Therefore they are more likely to get riled up about someone burning a flag rather than a illogical tax cut.

#2 - The majority of people do not read the newspaper OR listen to the news, CNN, etc. Therefore -they get their news from the Tonight Show, Letterman, Oprah and Saturday Night Live. Or, they get their news from talking to their co-workers at the water cooler.

Also, for the few people who DO listen to the news - who do they hear it from? Fox News and Bill O'Reilly are the most popular. Most newspapers and media outlets are owned by Republicans.

THIS is what we are fighting against people. In order to win we will need to start pandering to the masses." -- Janekat

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1) "I realize that not every GI Joe was 100peeercent behind Prseeedent Booosh going into this war; but I do know that that is what an overwhelming number of them and their famlies screamed in the face of protesters who were trying to protect these kids. Well, there is more than one way to be "dead" for your country. They are not only not accompishing squat in Iraq, they are doing crap nothing for the safety, defense of the US of A over there directly. But "indirectly" they are doing a lot.

The only way to get rid of this slime bag WASP-Mafia, oil barron ridden cartel of a government, this assault on Americans and anything one could laughingly call "a democracy", relies heavily on what a sh*t hole Iraq turns into. They need to die so that we can be free. Soldiers usually did that directly--i.e., fight those invading and harming a country. This time they need to die in defense of a lie from a lying adminstration to show these ignorant, dumb Americans that Bush is incompetent. They need to die so that Americans get rid of this deadly scum. It is obscene, Barbie Bush, how other sons (of much nobler blood) have to die to save us from your Rosemary's Baby spawn and his ungodly cohorts." -- Starpass

copyright 2001-2003 John Hawkins

[Dionysius]

I must admit, I've read some disturbed rantings on FR, but nothing compared with this! DU = Drivel Unleashed

[Hat-Trick]

Not one of these hate-filled weasels has the courage of their convictions enough to walk up to a soldier returning from Afghanistan or Iraq and start spouting this crap.

[cwb]

"#1 - I would dare to assume that most of us here are in the upper 1%-20% of the population intelligence-wise. We must come to the realization that the majority of the population is in the lower 80% to 99% percent of the bell-curve. WE are not the norm."

WOW! Has this guy looked at just who it is that makes up the base of the Democratic Party. Not to be condescending, but most of the Democratic Party faithful are the least productive in society...those who are the least educated. This guys attitude is a perfect example of the elitism that fills the halls of academia and liberal politics...as they think it is their job to take care of us poor folk.

[Snowy]

We must come to the realization that the majority of the population is in the lower 80% to 99% percent of the bell-curve.

LOL! I guess the phrase, 'smart liberal' is truly a myth. I guess DU can't get over the fact that Republicans are the smart ones. The average R is happier and more successful than the average D.

[Naspino]

"Hey Grandma, I know you say you've always voted Democrat, but have you really looked at what your party stands for? Come check out this website!"

You don't need to show Grandma posts on DU to educate her. Just the NY times.

[Uncle Miltie]

#1 - "I would dare to assume that most of us here are in the upper 1%-20% of the population intelligence-wise. We must come to the realization that the majority of the population is in the lower 80% to 99% percent of the bell-curve."

Statistics Bump!

[jetson]

How to think like a DU guy

Smoke too much weed

Listen to reggae music

Wear fruity French looking barets that are too tight for your head

Listen to moron DJ's like Howard Stern

Read books written by the Clinton or Gores

Generally act like a groovy person who buy all their clothes from REI

[Dionysius]

"Starpass" is a lunatic; so much so that (s)he'll probably be a keynote speaker at the Dem convention and then be interviewed by Katie Couric for half an hour (a la "Franken and Moore").

[stylin_geek]

#1 - I would dare to assume that most of us here are in the upper 1%-20% of the population intelligence-wise. We must come to the realization that the majority of the population is in the lower 80% to 99% percent of the bell-curve.

This person who talks about how intelligent the average Democrat is, yet has no clue about the "Bell Curve" and how it works.

The Republicans understand that the average American is not very bright. They cater and pander to the masses. The Democratic Party tries to appeal to the population about "issues" that these people just don't understand.

The average American, is, well, average. I'm not sure how one can talk about the average American in one breath, and proclaim the average American is not very bright in the next.

WE are not the norm.

Thank God.

[Naspino]

I must admit, I've read some disturbed rantings on FR, but nothing compared with this! DU = Drivel Unleashed

What do Freepers lash out at? Illegal aliens, Democratic politicians that pander to the UN, race baiters, and socialists. DU'ers lash out at all Bush, anyone that serves the country, the Constitution and and middle-Americans.

[Dionysius]

What's REI?

[NukeMan]

"We must come to the realization that the majority of the population is in the lower 80% to 99% percent of the bell-curve."

That statement is literally true, but trivial. Of course the majority of any population is in the fattest portion of the bell-curve! Works regardless of the variable being measured - height, weight, IQ, hairs on the head, etc.

That said, their arrogance is impressive.

[Snowy]

This person who talks about how intelligent the average Democrat is, yet has no clue about the "Bell Curve" and how it works.

That's what's so funny! To be fair, most liberals take womyn studies during their college years. They don't have time for thought provoking classes. ***snicker***

[denydenydeny]

I can't believe they missed this one, from the day we caught Saddam:

If bush wins again I suggest everyone buy a high powered sniper rifle with a few hundred rounds and learns how to use it quickly.

[schaketo]

2) "What we MUST realize in order to win - Americans are stupid and uninformed. This is very important because in order to win we must understand the way the average American thinks. I'm afraid WE have nothing in common with them.

Has a real Stalinist ring to it.

[Always Right]

The funny thing is Democrats typically have the advantage amoung people who only have a high school diploma and the Republicans have a significant advantage amoung those who are college educated.

[lorrainer]

Islam DU--It's a religion of peace.

[stylin_geek]

You would like to think these Dems are outside the mainstream, until you read quotes by Cynthia McKinney, Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton, Terry McAuliffe, etc.