Fox and Friends turns up the juice.

TV transcript | 12/29/03

[ConservativeMan55]

I must admit that I cannot stand the weekend edition of Fox and Friends. Mike Jerrick rarely contributes to the discussion, and that leaves Juliet argueing with Julian Phillips most of the program. Julian uses "Katie Couric" language such as "some feel" or "most feel." I hear Julian dance around the actual subject and attempt to make himself look neutral only then to parrot the liberal line.

Julian will say something like this "You know some feel and I think I gotta agree with Dean. This capture of Saddam really hasn't made us any safer." By starting with "some feel" its as if he's quoting some anonymous group. Contrast that to the three hosts who work during the week. Why just this morning I heard Steve, E.D., and Brian talking about the White House Christmas party.

Steve:
"You know we got the meet the Vice President."
(Steve showing pictures of his the Vice President and himself.)

E.D.:
"We couldn't figure out what to get the Vice President."

Steve:
"No gifts over 20 bucks right?"

E.D.:
"Right. Nothing over 20 bucks. So we got him a 20 dollar gift certificate to Joe's pizza down in Crawford."

Steve:
"Ha! You gave that to a guy with a heart condition?"

E.D.:
"I know. We started to feel really bad when we realized this. But when we were able to give it to him he said it was the best gift he could have gotten. He loved it!"

Steve:
"I stood in line and got to meet the Vice President as well. We got to take a picture with him. When I got up to the front of the line I told him that I thought this was the line to meet Santa?!??!"

E.D.:
"Oh No! What did he say?"

Steve:
"He laughed. He told me that I could have anything I wanted this year."

And E.D. ends the segment with a BANG!

E.D.:
"Its not Dick Cheney that does that. Its Congress!!!!!"

[StarFan]

Julian is an idiot who finds it difficult to call George W. Bush "President" or "Mr. President", resorting to "Bush". I used to hit the mute button whenever he uttered a sound and simply no longer watch this lame show.

[basil]

Fox News is not billed as a Conservative News Network. Remember how they repeat the phrase "fair and balanced" 40 dozen times a day? You're going to hear liberal stuff on FNN--otherwise, how are they "fair and balanced"?

[NewLand]

I've seen Doocy ask better questions of guests when they were on Fox and Friends than when they were on O'Reilly.

[ConservativeMan55]

If he's a liberal then thats fine. He needs to stand up and say that. Don't insult the viewers intelligence by attempting to trick them. You aren't listening to me!!!!

[basil]

I'm sorry--this conversation is getting a bit weak. I will just quote something I read a long time ago, rather paraphrased here: By his words, you shall know him.

[ConservativeMan55]

Then thats just fine! You can go on and be fooled!

I'll attempt to warn the rest of society about these hucksters! Anytime the word new is attached to anything, rest assured it isn't new at all!


Argggg! I hate stupid people! I'm not mad about the situation...as much as that I'm mad because you are so stupid that you cannot see what I'm trying to tell you!

[basil]

That road runs both ways, my friend.

[ConservativeMan55]

You know exactly what I am saying. You understood my post earlier, but you refuse to intellectually engage me. It must be because you are afraid.

You obviously didn't read the original post. Go back and read that. And by all means...stay in school.

[basil]

Why on earth would I read excerpts of a program I wouldn't watch? Does that make any sense? I only read the part of your vanity post where you were carping about something that you had sat there and watched. You don't exactly sound like a Mensa candidate to me.

[ConservativeMan55]

[caspera]

Terrorism & Saddam

1) Sponsor of suicide attacks in Israel; $25,000 to the family of each sucide bomber. These attacks have killed Americans

2) Sponsor of Abu Sayyef, the Islamist terror group in the Philippines; this group kidnaps and occasionally kills Americans

3) Sponsor of attacks against Americans patrolling the no-fly zones; there were 250,000 sorties over Iraq from 1991 to 2003.

4) Sponsor of Abu Abbas, architect of Achille Lauro hijacking

5) Sponsor of terrorist Abu Nidal

6) Most likely a sponsor of the 1993 Trade Center Bombing; terrorists found with stolen Kuwaiti passports obtained during the Iraqi occupation of Kuwait

7) Sponsor of assassination attempts on US presidents

8) Killed American soldiers in Gulf Wars I & II

Good riddance to him.

[PistolPaknMama]

I am giving them a chance to change before I turn the channel.

How long are you willing to wait before you turn the channel? I think I would have turned it, then dropped an email and told them why. Enough of those kinds of emails will have more impact than your creating a ruckus here that Fox may never see.

Post 4: Does your head come with a brain?

And I won't even go into your insults toward a dear sweet lady who's got gonads you could only dream of.

[Pharmboy]

You did not resond to my statements showing Saddam was a threat...but I guess if you and Dr Howie say he's no threat he's not. Keep defending Dean...good for you.

Maybe that guy was right a few threads back when he called you a troll. Well, no matter...buh-bye.

[nutmeg]

FoxFan ping!

Please FReepmail me if you want on or off my FoxFan list. *Warning: This can be a high-volume ping list at times.

[Alamo-Girl]

Thanks for the ping!

[Gracey]

Thanks Nutmeg. I'm a Fox & Friends addict.

[Bobby Chang]

Juliet Huddy needs to be checked over by fashion police. Tone it down. Anchors must be responsible in what they wear, and she needs to watch it herself.

[ConservativeMan55]

Tone it down as in take it off?

Whoo-Hoo!!

[Doctor Raoul]

TO: ConservativeMan55
CC: basil

Argggg! I hate stupid people!

Please don't harm yourself. Call the Suicide Hotline, they can help.

I'm not mad about the situation...as much as that I'm mad because you are so stupid that you cannot see what I'm trying to tell you!</i

If your message isn't getting across, there are a few options as to why. First, she may be too stupid to understand, second, you may be too stupid to get your point across.

Call the Suicide Hotline back. They don't NORMALLY hang up on people, it must just be a fluke.

[Bobby Chang]

No.

I mean to dress more modestly for an anchor.