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Oliver North: A Few More Gifts
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| 12-26-03
| Oliver North
Posted on 12/27/2003 9:32:03 AM PST by cgk
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To: sultan88; itsahoot; GodBlessRonaldReagan; Coop; Corin Stormhands; iceskater; putupon
"Big Bad Jawn"
(To be sung to the tune of "Big Bad John" by Jimmy Dean)
(Big Jawn...Big Jawn)
Ev'ry mornin' on the Hill you can see him arrive
A grizzled, white-haired man, about seventy-five
Kinda slump'd at the shoulders and feeble at the hip
But all them RINOs knew ya didn't give no lip to Big Jawn.
(Big Jawn...Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)
Everybody knows where Jawn calls home
A big, marble palace called the Capitol Dome
He went from Committee Chair to the RINO head
And if you thought to ever cross him, youd end up dead - Big Jawn!!
Some say he got rich on Liz Taylor's cash
And landed in the Senate after Obenshain's plane crash
With 50 per cent against his DemonRAT foe
Was all he needed to grab his power-hungry hold - that Jawn.
(Big Jawn, Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)
Then came the day; it was "Farris versus Beyer"
Mike needed help to douse the LeftWing's lyin'...
Christians were prayin' and hearts beat fast
Still, the RightWing smelled Victory at last-'cept Jawn.
Through the haze and the smoke of that election-year hell
Came Jawn's Deal with the Devil that Conservatives knew well...
RINO Jawn trashed his brethren and made the RightWing groan,
And Radical Mike stood all alone thanks to Big Jawn.
(Big Jawn, Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)
And in 94 it was Ollie North against Robb
Then Big Jawn decree'd, "Hey, Chuckies my BackRubBud!"
And Medyuh Whored scrambled from Left's would-be grave
To do their duty, ChuckiesCheeks to save...fer Big Jawn.
With lies and Lib'rals, Jawn tore Ollie down
And ran a third candidate that Big Jawn found
As the dust finally settled from that awful fight
Jawn was the TV hero that election night - Big Jawn.
(Big Jawn, Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)
The VA Right barely recovered from that cowardly s***
The GOP wants to build a statue in honor of it
And in Two Thousand and Two theres one plan
And thats to insure no one run against this awful man Big Jawn.
(Big Jawn, Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)
FADE (Big Jawn, Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)
Entirely conceived and written by my good FRiend, Sultan88!!!
RETIRE THE RINO, Gentleman Jawn Wahnah!!
FReegards...MUD
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posted on
12/27/2003 8:54:51 PM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: Mudboy Slim
Recall Wahna; make Allen start acting Right again BUMP.
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posted on
12/28/2003 4:48:56 AM PST
by
putupon
(-; Hey ArbustoRobustezas, those rose colored glasses ain't what's making Jorge look Pinko! ;-)
To: putupon
"Recall Wahna" Does Virginia have such a tool?! If so, even if it inevitably fails, the effort could be undertaken to make a point to the RINOs that their nonsense will not be tolerated in the great Commonwealth of Virginny!!
"...make Allen start acting Right again BUMP."
This is a much more doable proposition, imho, as I sincerely believe Allen's a rotgut Conservative way down in his core.
FReegards...MUD
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posted on
12/28/2003 8:11:34 AM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: Mudboy Slim
as I sincerely believe Allen's a rotgut Conservative way down in his core.I hope you're Right.
After Party Central ordered him to bend over and stick his Internet Tax Ban plan where the sun don't shine and vote for Socialized Medications, orders which happily executed,
Red Flags were raised in my cynical psyche.
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posted on
12/28/2003 9:48:56 AM PST
by
putupon
(-; Hey ArbustoRobustezas, those rose colored glasses ain't what's making Jorge look Pinko! ;-)
To: GOPyouth
I'm in the middle of his book also. My hubby got it for me for my b-day. Its a good book isn't it?
I wish I had been more aware of my political leanings some 20 years ago.
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posted on
12/28/2003 9:54:38 AM PST
by
eyespysomething
(Another American optimist!)
To: Mudboy Slim; patton; kellynla; IGOTMINE; RaceBannon
Good stuff. Thanks for the flag, Mud.
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posted on
12/29/2003 4:38:22 AM PST
by
Coop
(God bless our troops!)
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