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Nude man stuck in chimney on Christmas
CNN ^
| Friday, December 26, 2003
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Posted on 12/26/2003 11:16:11 AM PST by Ed_NYC
Edited on 04/29/2004 2:03:37 AM PDT by Jim Robinson.
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MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota (AP) --A naked man got stuck in the chimney of a bookstore early Christmas morning.
Don't worry, it wasn't Santa Claus.
The 34-year-old man was treated Thursday for bruises and abrasions at Hennepin County Medical Center after being found naked and lodged in the furnace flue at Uncle Hugo's Bookstore. He was expected to be charged with attempted burglary on Friday.
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TOPICS: Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Unclassified; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: chistmas; dumb; nude; oops; santa
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posted on
12/26/2003 11:16:11 AM PST
by
Ed_NYC
To: Ed_NYC
Looking for love in all the wrong places?
2
posted on
12/26/2003 11:20:03 AM PST
by
billorites
(freepo ergo sum)
To: Ed_NYC
Anybody dumb enough to get naked outside in Minneapolis in December frankly deserves to die.
3
posted on
12/26/2003 11:21:06 AM PST
by
RichInOC
(...somebody had to say it...why not me?)
To: Ed_NYC; mhking; Conspiracy Guy; international american
UH-OH
hey CG - looks like a job for you!!!!
4
posted on
12/26/2003 11:22:58 AM PST
by
Gabz
(Merry Christmas all)
To: Ed_NYC
FR Article from St. Paul Pioneer Press posted
here.
5
posted on
12/26/2003 11:24:25 AM PST
by
Egon
(I'll still respect you... I'll respect you even more... Just use more whipped cream...)
To: BlueLancer; dighton; aculeus; general_re; hellinahandcart
Maybe a match made in heaven for "Bridezilla".
6
posted on
12/26/2003 11:26:55 AM PST
by
L,TOWM
(Liberals, The Other White Meat)
To: Gabz
No investigation needed on this one. Stupid is self-explanitory.
7
posted on
12/26/2003 11:28:44 AM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(No words were harmed during the production of this tagline.)
To: Ed_NYC
Nude man stuck in chimney on Christmas
Thanks... I just spilled coke all over my keyboard.
8
posted on
12/26/2003 11:29:47 AM PST
by
rs79bm
(Insert Democratic principles and ideals here: .............this space intentionally left blank.....)
To: Ed_NYC
It's kind of a happy ending, Really?
Sez who?
9
posted on
12/26/2003 11:30:37 AM PST
by
evad
(Most politicians lie, cheat and steal. It's all they know to do and they won't stop...EVER!)
"Dad, what are you doing up there?"
"I'm just hanging the Christmas lights son. Go back inside."
10
posted on
12/26/2003 11:31:17 AM PST
by
TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig
(I may have been born, poor white trash, but Fancy is my name.)
To: Ed_NYC
Police suspect that the man was drunk Imagine that?
11
posted on
12/26/2003 11:31:29 AM PST
by
Mr. Mojo
To: RichInOC
Anybody dumb enough to get naked outside in Minneapolis in December frankly deserves to die.I wouldn't say they deserve to die, but that's how it usually ends up.
12
posted on
12/26/2003 11:33:49 AM PST
by
JoeSchem
To: Xenalyte; Bacon Man; Eaker; Flyer; RikaStrom; stevie_d_64; TheMom; humblegunner
Y'all have to see this one.
13
posted on
12/26/2003 11:36:51 AM PST
by
Allegra
To: Ed_NYC
The local TV news did not mention that he was nekkid! WTF?
14
posted on
12/26/2003 11:42:03 AM PST
by
irgbar-man
(Merry Christmas, all you tolerant lefties out there!)
To: Ed_NYC
naked man got stuck in the chimney I just hate it when that happens to me...
15
posted on
12/26/2003 11:43:37 AM PST
by
Drango
(Democratic fundraising....If PBS won't do it, who will?)
To: Allegra
Oh yeah, now that's the way to get on Santa's naughty list.
Good grief, someone should have lit the fire. Woulda warmed him right up!
To: Ed_NYC
"He's not Santa Claus," Sauro said. "He's a really skinny guy."Chim chimerry, chim cimerry, chim chim charoo..."
FMCDH
17
posted on
12/26/2003 11:45:19 AM PST
by
nothingnew
(The pendulum is swinging and the Rats are in the pit!)
To: Drango
I just hate it when that happens to me... Bragging are you? :-)
18
posted on
12/26/2003 11:51:15 AM PST
by
ladyinred
(Have yourself a merry little Christmas!)
To: L,TOWM; dighton; hellinahandcart; mhking; aculeus; general_re
Firefighters broke into the chimney with sledgehammers and freed the man. The sweet song of sledgehammers, huh? I'd say that would have scared the pants off of him, but...
To: Ed_NYC
Looks like Bill Clinton left his Christmas shopping till' the last minute,again.
20
posted on
12/26/2003 12:11:43 PM PST
by
Redcoat LI
("If you're going to shoot,shoot,don't talk" Tuco BenedictoPacifico Juan Maria Ramirez)
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