Black XXIII: "Dubyuh's Stand!!"

The MudCave (Festive Holiday Edition) | 25 December 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

YO, CM!! The Band's Updated Website looks great...but when are y'all putting out another CD?! I see the first CD's no longer for sale...is the revamped band's sound that much different?

Someday I hope to be able to get up there to check y'all out...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"drivin' a jalopy"

SHEEEESH, you oughtta turn that wife of yers in fer spousal abuse!!

LOL...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Short-Haired Country Boy!!"
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Long-Haired Country Boy")

People say I'm no good, crazy as a loon...
'Cuz I sing songs after midnight, trash Clinton in ev'ry tune!
Cuz Slick's like my Ol' Horn'Dog Hound...
He likes to play the field gettin' laid!
You may not think I'm funny, but I damn-sure got it made...

Folks, I ain't askin' my guv'ment fer nuthin'...
'Cuz I can get it on my own!
So if you don't like the songs I'm singin'...
LIB'RALS, leave this short-haired country boy alone!

Prez'dent's squawkin' on TeeVee, trashin' some camel named "JOE"...
Smirks while betraying our Nation, slaughters innocents in Kosovo!!
Left says, "Clinton walks on water," but I don't think that's true.
Some of us think Slick's DemonRATS will be doin' a little walkin' soon!!!

'Cuz Emperor Bill ain't clothed in nuthin'...
My Pa says, "You'll reap what you have sown!"
If you don't like the Truth I'm bringin'...
You just leave this "Mad Libertarian" ALONE!!

(reprise)

Reno tries to delay, but us FReepers got the dirt...
Democrats run fer cover, but Rush Limbaugh's words gotta hurt.
The Lib'rals say, "Ev'rything is fine!"
But each politician needs your vote.
Slick's holdin' on by the skin of his balls...
But his Party's become a joke!!

No, I ain't tellin' you Lib'rals nuthin'...
That ya'll shouldn't know on yer own!
So if you don't like the "MUD" I'm slingin'...
You just leave onery Ol' Mudboy ALONE!!

Mudboy Slim

1 Posted on 07/09/1999 06:16:36 PDT by Mudboy Slim (upt@no.good!)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Sunburst"
(by Bob Seger)

The crowd without a face
Begins to fill the space
In the arena
Flashlights at his feet
The lion from the street
Awaits the Christians
A single strobe ignites the night

The smoke begins to rise
A sea of staring eyes
Gaze on the sunburst
His weapon at his side
He flashes it with pride
Before his legions
Fires begin to rage
And they engulf the stage
All right
Bring on the night

He's in complete control
He's stepping proud and bold
And everything he touches
Turns to gold
He's got girls by the score
He's got 'em screaming for more
But when they get too close
He bars the door

He makes his great escape
Leaves them in his wake
Without a warning
The ritual is done
A night no longer young
Fades into morning
The sun begins to rise
As he begins to close his eyes

Pre...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Where is putupon??"

Rumor has it he's been put on temporary suspension fer his anti-Jorge viewpoints...LOL!! I think he'll be back eventually, though, it happens to the best of us!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Yo, Michael!! Is THIS yer handiwork?! If so, we're gonna miss you in Richmond...good luck in DeeCee!!

FReegards...MUD

[sultan88]

Good analysis by Michael Graham. I have really enjoyed his radio program and will miss him.

[Mudboy Slim]

Still trying to confirm that "Michael G." is our soon-to-be-departed radio host...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Walk On The VILE Side!!"
(To be sung to Lou Reed's "Walk On the Wild Side!!")

Willie came from Little Rock, A-R-K...
Politicked his way across the U-S-A.
RAPED some women on the way...
Killed his "friends" 'cuz he was the Prez - Slick said:
"Hey Knaves, take a walk on the Vile Side!!"
Said, "Hey Country, take a walk on the Vile Side!!"

John Huang came from Beijing in Red China.
In Slick's White House, Illegal Funds he laundered!!
But Huang never lost the Prez...
'Cuz Slick's TREASON required bread - Huang said...
"Hey Bill, sell yer NUKES to the Chi-Coms!!"
Said, "Hey Willie, Sell the Rope to hang yer side!!"
And Left's MedyuhShills go, doo dodoo (7x on F C)

Tobackky Al never once gave it away,
Chi-Com monks hadta pay and pay!!
Corruption here fer some TREASON there...
Clinton's White House is the place where they said:
"Hey kids, take a walk on the VileSide!!"
Said "Waco kids, we'll send tanks to make YOU FRY!!"

BourbonBirch Teddy picked up Mary Jo...
Looking for some lovin' from his two-bit HO!!
Drove into the Chappaquiddick, drowned his date then split the scene - Ted said:
"Hey Bobby, Kennedy's can't commit crimes..."
Said, "Hey Jack, DemonRATS...Ain't We ALL Vile?!!"

HildaBeast's just fading away,
Thought she was VeePee in her day.
Lib'ral Wretch, she covets cash,
Prison's where RAT BI+C#'ll breathe her last - she said:
"Hey Hubbell, thanks fer sirin' my only child!!"
MUD Said, "NooYawkers, Don't Y'all Got Any Pride?!"
And the DemonRATS go, doo dodoo (7x on F C)

Mudboy Slim...first FReeped 20 July 1997 (re-FReeped 18 February 2003)

[Mudboy Slim]

"From Another Thread..."

Indy Pendance: "It's not about sending messages."

I'm sorry, but it is very much about sending messages...the Right must convey to Dubyuh and his inner circle that this outta control spending and growing of the Federal Leviathan is entirely unacceptable and must be reversed immediately.

"It's about changing the way America thinks. For too long we've had liberal control."

True enuff, but Dubyuh's spending spree has undermined the Right's high ground by blurring the distinction between Republicans and DemonRATS with regards to government spending. Unless Dubyuh changes his big-spending ways, the damage to the GOP's reputation for fiscal discipline may be irreparable, and the liberals will have won due to a virtual foreit by the right!!

"Think logically, we can't win anything if we keep fighting amongst ourselves. Imagine the force we can have if we fought like the commies or socialists do to take over the democrat party. Imagine a force if conservatives used the republican party to advance conservative causes."

I couldn't agree more, but Dubyuh's proven to be more of an obstacle to rightward progress than a help when it comes to spending. The GOP ain't worth diddley if it insists upon outspending the Clinton/RAT partnership of '93-'94!! We are the Party of Reagan, who knew in his heart that BIG GUV'MENT IS THE PROBLEM!! Dubyuh needs to embrace this principle, or else the GOP is destined to splinter!!

"Using a third party won't get us jack. Using an established network will get the desired results much faster. You all are missing an opportunity. Use the infrastructure already established, instead of creating a new one. Open your eyes, use the available resources. We have a much better chance than creating something from scratch."

This is my preferred route as well, but as I noted before, a big-spending Bush will make said progress impossible. Dubyuh still has the power to make the necessary changes in philosophy during the upcoming campaign. He needs to get over this ridiculous Amnesty fer Illegals and enforce the laws that protect our borders from invasion. Bush needs to get over this idea that he can win over the Leftists with huge spending increases on such disparate non-Federal priorities as the National Endowment for the Arts, Education spending, and paid "volunteerism." Bush needs to rediscover the wisdom of Thomas Jefferson's words, "Government is best that governs least!!" Once he does that, the Right will flock to his side and the GOP will have regained its status as the Party of Principle...and Bush and the GOP will win next November in an '84-style landslide. If Dubyuh continues on his present path, he may just end up blowing this election, and nobody in their right mind wants that!!

JimRob: "By telegram, letter, email or phone. Personal visit to his office would be even better. Also, work the primaries. Keep moving the best and the brightest of the young conservative blood up through the local farm teams. Get involved."

I've done that and will continue to do so, sir, but it all-too-often appears to be falling upon deaf ears. Somebody high upon Dubyuh's food chain has fallen in love with this Triangulation strategy and doesn't seem to want to let it go!! All valid threat of the Right abandoning the GOP reelection campaign may be the only thing that wakes these folks up...here's hoping the message gets through on time!!

FReegards...MUD

[M Kehoe]

I hope all that ice has melted.

5.56mm

[Mudboy Slim]

Nope, not yet...we're still slip-sliding around here in Richmond!! The roads are clear, though...MUD

[sultan88]

"I have a friend who is really into Polka's from the Deep South, for instance!"

Are ye possibly talking about Cajun music?? It employs some of the same musical instruments as Polka (e.g. accordians) and has the same roots.

[sultan88]

"YO, CM!! The Band's Updated Website looks great..."

The site is nice! I fergit. Which one is CM??

[Mudboy Slim]

"Which one is CM??"

It's Mike, the lead guitarist...MUD

[sultan88]

"Walk On The VILE Side!!" (To be sung to Lou Reed's "Walk On the Wild Side!!")

I have always considered this to be one of yer classics!!

[Mudboy Slim]

Thanks, that is one of the very first I ever wrote...completed it up in NOVA while enjoying the weekend of my youngest brother's wedding.

FReegards...MUD

[sultan88]

"...but it is very much about sending messages..."

It would have been much easier to send a message if some conservative had challenged Bush in the primaries this year. Like Ashbrook challenged Nixon in '72 and gave him a scare and like Pat Buchanan challenging Bush I in '92.

[goldilucky]

" I've done that and will continue to do so, sir, but it all-too-often appears to be falling upon deaf ears. Somebody high upon Dubyuh's food chain has fallen in love with this Triangulation strategy and doesn't seem to want to let it go!! All valid threat of the Right abandoning the GOP reelection campaign may be the only thing that wakes these folks up...here's hoping the message gets through on time!!"

Forget Republicans and Democratic Party affiliations. It's the CFR that is doing it to the American people and is manipulating BOTH parties like puppets on a string. They are the ones advising Bush on policy manking issues; especially concerning amnesty of illegals. We need to investigate them for creating this war and invasion on Americans for it is they who are communizing America with the flooding of illegals. Next step is to disarm Americans but some of us ain't falling for this one.

[Mudboy Slim]

"It would have been much easier to send a message if some conservative had challenged Bush in the primaries this year."

See, I don't even wanna go there...the expenditures that Dubyuh wouldda haveta eaten up, and the acrimony wouldda been too damaging. I think conservatives need to keep pressure on Dubyuh--Limbaugh really laid it on the line on Thursday, if you missed it, it's worth checking out on Limbaugh's archives--and let him know how disturbed we are by the outta control spending. Then, Dubyuh needs to wake up and realize that the loss of his base will never be made up for with converts from the Left, no matter how much he gives them!! If Dubyuh runs as a principled fiscal conservative, and derides his spending excesses in the first term as necessitated by a faltering economy and a fledgling War on Terror, he can still save this election by reinvogorating a base who would love to sweep him into a second term in landslide fashion. But Dubyuh's gotta redirect his campaign in a starboard direction, or else a whole lotta folks are gonna say, "Is it really worth it if OUR leader's gonna run/lead as DemonRAT-lite?!""

FReegards...MUD