Black XXIII: "Dubyuh's Stand!!"

The MudCave (Festive Holiday Edition) | 25 December 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Dubyuh's Stand!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Jungleland")

(Mudboy on pie-anny...somebody strokin' the fiddle....gently!!)

Our soldiers'll have their Homecoming...in DeeCee, 'cuz it's Right!!
And the DemonRats'll queue their DeanMachine...but we're ready fer the Fight!!
Braindead Libs frettin' 'gainst what's Good and our God...
Left promotes Fear...their loss's the Country's gain!!
The Rats fight 'gainst our own...seditious stance...
Dem Lib'rals, they lust fer Power like Ol' France...
But can't escape Bill Clinton's scum stain!!

Well, that Ashcroft Lawman runs 'bout "flamin'" not chasing the RATS or Ol' Slick Willie!!
And the Libs round here look just like shadows...always scair't of takin' stands!!
FReep the churches...give RATS Hell!! FReedom is the A.N.S.W.E.R. fer the World!!
Patriots, join our band...Join in Dubyuh's Stand!!

The FReeper gang's assembled...Forum's a rendezvous fer the Right!!
They'll meet `neath that giant Exxon sign that brings this fair DeeCee's blight!!
Folks, there's an opera out on the Turnpike
Fer less Guv'ment, we in the RightWing shall rally!!
Then the Limbaugh troops--DittoHeads--join our holy fight!!
The street's alive as secret debts are paid
Contacts made, they vanished unseen
Kids flash guitars just like switch-blades hustling for the record machine
The hungry and the hunted...explode into rock'n'roll bands
That face off against each other out in the street...Join George Dubyuh's Stand!!

(Guitar jammin')

In Left's Medyuh Pit, the luminaries fret 'cuz they ain't the rage.
My FRiends, the "Hate Bush" dweebs are out there...but their Hatred is the Brain-Dead Way!!
Power-hungry Lib'rals struggle 'gainst our Country...
Desperate as the Right moves on...RATS're kooks but they'll splinter, then they're gone!!

(Big Man on saxaphone)

In DeeCee City, Bold Hearts FReep...
Soul engines running through a night so tender
in a bedroom locked In whispers of soft...refusal and then surrender
in the tunnels uptown The Rat's own dream guns him down
as shots echo down them hallways in the night
No one watches when the ambulance pulls away
Or as the girl shuts out the bedroom light
Outside the street's on fire in a real death waltz
Between what's flesh and what's fantasy
and the poets down here Don't write nothing at all,
they just stand back and let it all be
And in the quick of a knife they reach for their moment
And try to make an honest stand
Left'll wind up wounded...BigGuv'ment's DEAD!!
The Right is Dubyuh's Land!!

HOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOO....woah-ah-woaaah...woah-ah-woaaaahhh...

FReegards...MUD

[FreeTheHostages]

Seasons greetings, Mudboy!!

[Mudboy Slim]

Ooops, now the Post's reporting that "Spurrier is NOT Resigning!!"

LOL...betcha it has something to do with that $15 Million...MUD

BTW...Happy Holidays to you, too, my FRiend.

[FreeTheHostages]

Good riddance to Spurrier

[goldilucky]

Some really great tunes there. Too bad this administration pardoned Bill Clinton. It just leaves a really rotten smell in the White House that will never go away.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Too bad this administration pardoned Bill Clinton. It just leaves a really rotten smell in the White House that will never go away."

Yep...it's become a bipartisan white-washing of crimes committed solely by a corrupt DemonRAT Administration!! By ignoring the crimes, the stench has attached itself to the Ashcroft DOJ.

FReegards...MUD

[goldilucky]

bump to the top!

[Mudboy Slim]

Just found this on a website called "RightWingNews"...I like it...

December 29, 2003
"Here's How We Should Be Handling Illegal Immigrants"
Although all the details haven't been released yet, the new Bush administration immigration plan sounds like a disaster in the making. Apparently the Bush administration intends to reward illegal immigrants for breaking the law by eventually giving amnesty to any criminal who manages to successfully sneak across our borders to look for work. The way that the American people are being sold out on this issue, among others, is so disgraceful that I almost wish Bush had a primary challenger just to force Bush to stop acting like such a RINO on domestic issues. Were Bush serious about dealing with illegal immigration, let me give you an idea of about what he'd be doing...

We can get most illegal aliens to leave on their own if we...

-- Levy LARGE fines on employers who hire illegals. Flagrant or repeat violators could face jail time. Vigorously enforce this law and this will take away the jobs illegal aliens are coming here to get.

-- Allow illegal immigrants to receive no benefits or privileges other than emergency medical care. Cut off certain types of federal funding to states that provide services to illegals.

Then to get rid of the stragglers...

-- Give the police the authority and the funding to lock-up illegal aliens until they can be deported.

-- Make any illegal alien caught on US soil ineligible to ever become a citizen.

-- Do not give citizenship to the children of illegal aliens.

To discourage future problems with illegal aliens...

-- Double our manpower on the US border and equip them with radar stations and predator drones. We can control our borders; it's simply a matter of devoting the manpower and resources to the task.

-- Set up a work program with Mexico. Allow Mexican citizens who have filled out their paperwork to get work permits and come to the United States & work in a controlled and legal manner.

While these steps wouldn't solve our problems overnight, they would have a significant impact right off of the bat and within a few years, they would for the most part end illegal immigration to the US on a large scale. Too bad the Bush administration is more interested in scoring a few cheap points with business owners and Latino voters at the rest of America's expense, or he'd be proposing something along these lines...

John Hawkins | 10:22 PM

If there's a will, here's the way...MUD

[goldilucky]

That is an excellent post! And it makes a lot of sense. I don't hate illegal aliens. I understand their state of poverty as I know what it's like to be proverty-stricken. We have a lot of poverty-stricken people in the U.S. Those Americans who have families to feed and mortgages on their homes have much to lose when they lose their jobs due to their employers downsizing costs so they can hire cheaper labor or move to another state or country. This is what weakens a country not strengthens.

What bothers me is that many of the banks finance illegals homes, i.e. HUD, for the purpose of red-lining a neighborhood to bring down the property value of the rest. I'm not saying that all illegals bring down property value but I have seen them in nice neighborhoods with goats, pigs, and other animals that belong on a farm, just lounging outside the house. They have these metal fences that makes it look like they are building a fort. As a result of this, many neighbors have had to call the building inspector to come out and issue notices to the illegals to tear down the fence and get rid of the farm animals as they are not permitted according to city ordinances.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Keep OUR Votes to Ourselves!!"
(To be sung to the Georgia Satellites' "Keep Yer Hands to Yerself")

We gotta little change in the offin'...gonna fight fer the RightWing...
Gonna call you on the telephone, Dubyuh...fer the Right we shall sing!!
'Cuz each time Right votes, we get the same old thing...
Always mo' guv'ment, mo' spending, well, we shan't fergit our dreams!!
Now Dubyuh, now Congress, don't put our trust upon no shelf...
We say, "Don't feed US no lies...we'll keep our votes to ourselves!!"

Now, Dubyuh and the RINOs, why you wanna treat US this way?!
Bush, Right's still yers to employ...DemonRATS can't feel our pain!!
Righteous shall remake history...yer The Man of the Hour!!
Right says, "Slash spending, cut Guv'ment...if you wanna stay in Power!!"
Now Dubyuh, our Nation, don't put our trust upon no shelf...
Right says, "Don't feed US no lies...or we'll keep our votes to ourselves!!"

(ConservativeMusician workin' the axe!!...MUD on harp...)

C'mon, Dubyuh, let's go.........oh yeah!!

Ya see, Right wants it real bad and Left's about to give in...
Now's when we start a'talkin' 'bout less pork...make our Guv'ment more Slim!!
Right says, "Dubyuh, we'll support ya fer the rest of our lives!!"
We said, "Big Guv'ment's fer sissies...don't you make it yer life!!"
Now Dubyuh, now Congress, don't put our trust upon no shelf!!
Right said, "Don't feed US no lies...or we'll keep your votes to ourselves!!"

(CM jammin' BIG-TIME...........plus MUD on harp)

Hell, yeah...MUD

695 posted on 12/23/2003

[Mudboy Slim]

"I don't hate illegal aliens. I understand their state of poverty..."

I agree...it ain't about hating anybody or wanting to shut folks off from the American dream, but we cannot continue to reward those who so wantonly flout the laws of this nation!! There are many more folks who want to be American citizens than we can afford to let in at any given time, but there are lawful ways to accomplish such a goal, and we will be penalizing the law-abiding if we offer up another amnesty program fer the law-breakers!!

FReegards...MUD

[goldilucky]

Well said there, Mudboy. Bump again!

[Mudboy Slim]

"Film of the Year: The Return of the King!!"

"The Lord of The Rings (books and movies), and especially "The Return of the King," is about the struggle of good and evil – a dark lord of supernatural malevolence intent on crushing free will and enslaving humanity, a ring of power which corrupts those who possess it and therefore must be destroyed, courageous warriors, a wise and benevolent wizard, and ordinary folk (represented by the prosaic Hobbits) who – through their sacrifices – rise to heroic heights. It’s a morality tale especially suited to our times. Like the inhabitants of Middle Earth, we too confront a spreading shadow ("One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them, in the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.") Our Shadow isn’t the Dark Lord Sauron, but an equally demonic force variously designated terrorism, fanaticism or Islamicism. It is anti-Western, anti-human rights and (ultimately) anti-humanity. The struggle against this Dark Lord has also shown us unparalleled heroism by ordinary people – firefighters and police, soldiers and citizens. (One thinks of the noble Todd Beamer of "Let’s roll" fame.)"

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Salamander's "Wild Billy's Circus Story"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Wild Billy's Circus Story")

The liberal climbs outta his soap box like a grave
And the socialist's lyin' in a pool of sweat, victim of the right wave
Behind the tent, Dr. Dean tightens his legs on the pro-choicer's blade
Circus town's on the shortwave

Well, the Dem convention lies ahead like a great false dawn
Woah, Fat lady, big mama, Missy Hilly sits in the Senate and yawns
And her man-beast lies in his cage sniffin' cigars
Then the idjit licks his fingers and suffers Missy Hilly's scorn
Circus town's been born

Woah...And the candidates flip-floppin' go, ideology to-and-fro, cartwheelin' up in that spotlight
With a cannon blast, lightnin' flash, movin' fast through the "big tent", Hell-bent
They're gonna miss their fall, oh, God save those human cannonballs

And the lyin' 'rats watch Hitlerita do her truth twist
And the ringmaster gets the crowd to count along: 2004, 2006, 2008

A ragged pant-suit in hand, she steals silently away from the White House grounds
And Chappaqua's haunted by the "legacy" sounds
They shriek like a fake suicide note ghost on the wind

A sheman in crusty pants, bugging eyes, a crazy grin
Runnin' home to some small little Arkansas town
Willy, send some sweet interns to distract all your clowns

And Willy Boy dances like a puppet on barbed wires
And Teddy goes swimmin' with a diver who's got a flat tire
But the Elephants dance real funky and the FReep spreads like a jungle fire
Circus town's on the live wire

And the strong man Dubya lifts the midget, Tiny Tom, up on his shoulders, way up
And carries him on down the midway, past the kids, past the sailors, past his dim-witted failures
And the approval polls soar and soar like they ain't never gonna stop
And the big boss leans over and whispers in little Daschle's ear
"2004, runt, I'll still be runnin' the Big Top!!"
All aboard, and Iowa's their next stop

Good job, my FRiend...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Robt. Samuelson's 'Bush Hatred--Fearful Loathing!!'"

"The political story of 2003 was, in some ways, the fashionableness of "hate." It became respectable not simply to disagree with George W. Bush or to dislike him and criticize him -- but to go further and declare your everlasting hate for the man. People bragged about how much they hated Bush. This loathing of Bush from the left does not, as yet, seem any more vicious (and perhaps less so) than the loathing of Bill Clinton from the right. But what is different is the willingness to call it "hatred" and to have the label blessed by much of the press, which has concluded that Bush is different from other modern presidents."

Sure, I LOATHE Clinton and what he did to this Country, but what God-fearin', red-blooded American patriot doesn't?!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Happy New Year, "Muslims!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")

Muslims...my FRiends...
When will yer Jihad disappear?!
Arabs...my bro's...
Help tell them zealots, "NEVER HERE!!"
With good Allah in their souls...
Saudi money...EVIL goals!!
Please explain why them folks died!!
But Muslims...my FRiends...
'Twas fer FReedom them Sheeple died!!

Allah...is innocent...yeah...
Koran's Right...put HATE aside!!
Muslims...we'll still love ya...
Lord Allah ain't fer gen-o-cide!!
All Left's dreams they were so close...
But they all went up in smoke!!
Let me whisper in yer ear,
"Osama...bin Laden...YOU SHALL JOIN ALLAH THIS YEAR!!!"

(Haunting keyboard solo)

So...daughter(s), gently sleep...
Fer yer future(s) Daddy(Right does) FReep!!
Avenge bin Laden's shameless crimes!!
And my son...Jakob, ain't no way I'll say "Goodbye!"

'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls...
And there's Honor in our goals!!
Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!!
'Cuz Muslims...FReepers love ya, baby...
Everywhere Left looks, they'll fear our Might!!
We won't let Lib'rals git their claws in you...
C'mon FReepers, join our fight!!
Allah...Allah...ain't it good to be alive?!
Muslims...my FRiends...you can't say MUD never tried...

FReegards...MUD

[goldilucky]

Happy New Year, Mudboy Slim!

[Mudboy Slim]

Happy New Year, y'all..."White House del Clintonia"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Hotel California")

On a dark D.C. sidewalk, nearin' T-Mac's lair,
Smell of cherry blossoms rising up through the air,
I'm part of the resistance, we skewer the Liberal's blight,
Ceegah smoke was heavy and my sight grew dim,
I had to stop for the night!!

There Slick stood in the doorway, I heard Hillary yell!!
(Aaiigghh!!)
And I was thinkin' to myself, "This sure ain't Heaven and I'm scair'd it's Hell!"
Then Bill lit up a candle and he showed me the way,
Barbara Streisand's down the corridor, I thought I heard her sing...

"Welcome to the White House del Clintonia,
Such a lovely place, such a handsome face...
Plenty of room at the White House del Clintonia,
Three Hundred times per year, Lib'rals sleeping here."

Slick's mind is liberally-twisted, he's got that Socialist bent,
He's got a lot of pretty, stooopid girls...that Bill calls friends!
How they danced in the Court Room, sweet Summer sweat,
Some just can't remember, most choose to forget!

So I called on the Vice Prez, "Please show me some spine!"
Algore said, "This Party's had no raison d'etre since 1969!"
And still those victims are callin' for "Hillary!!"
Brain-dead pups with their feeble li'l lives...Sheeple, we must wake...

"Welcome to the White House del Clintonia,
Such a lovely place, such a damned disgrace!
They're livin' it up at the White house del Clintonia!
What a pack a lies, they're all Chinese spies!!"

Interns are a'kneeling, Slick moans, "That feels nice!"
Phat Mo said, "I'm just a good Lib'ral, askin' Li'l Willie's advice!"
But in the Judge's chambers, Ray gather'd felonies,
Left stabs him with their steely lies, but Right must INDICT this Beast!

Best I can remember, Reagan wasn't like these Whores...
We have to find a passage back to the way things were before!
"Relax!" said Bill Clinton, "I'm the Master of Deceipt...
With the Media on my side, I'm impossible to defeat!!"

We'll see, Slick Willie, we'll see...

FReegards...MUD


43 posted on 09/20/2001 2:20:52 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

Happy New Year!!!..."Shan't Git Fooled Again"
(To be sung to The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again")

We'll enlighten all we meet...
For our children, we shall FReep...
Truth and Morals that we worship shall live on!!
'Tis Clinton who spurs us on...
Lib'ral Judgement is all Wrong...
Media LIES, but the Sheeple shall catch on!!

We'll re-enforce Nation's Ol' Constitution...
Devolve Power...The Great Devolution...
Laugh and sing and take Slick Willie down!!
Listen to what Limbaugh's sayin'...
Gotta do more than pray!!
Folks, we'll rise to our feet and sing...
"We shan't git fooled again!!!"...No NO!!

We'll raise our voice for our Country with pride...
Ain't gonna listen to Left's Med'yuh jive!!
We'll wake all the Sheeple and smite all Left's spies!!
Folks, you know that the Chi-Com spies always lie...don'tcha?!!

(Kewl synthesizer/guitar combo...maybe a li'l MUD on harp...LOL!!)

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

FReepers, hit the streets...educate everyone you meet...
Lib'rals' "programs" we'll erase...by the by!!
And the SLAUGHTER of Laden [or the Left]...means momentum for the Right...
Sheeples' fears shall melt away before our sight!!

Right'll re-enforce our Ol' Constitution...
Reject Lib'rals' Socialist solutions!!
Smile and grin at the change all around...=^D!!
Pick up my ol' harp and sing...ain't like yesterday...
Folks, we'll take to streets and scream...
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!!!!!!!!

Meet the new boss...his name is George Bush!!

Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

Might need a hand with this one, yall...Peter, Paul and Mary's "Puff the Angry DemRAT!!"

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee,
Little Jackie Paper loved that rascal Puff,
and brought him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff. Oh

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee,
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee.

Together they would travel on a boat with billowed sail
Jackie kept a lookout perched on Puff's gigantic tail,
Noble kings and princes would bow whene'er they came,
Pirate ships would lower their flags when Puff roared out his name. Oh!

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee,
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee.

A dragon lives forever but not so little boys
Painted wings and giant rings make way for other toys.
One grey night it happened, Jackie Paper came no more
And Puff that mighty dragon, he ceased his fearless roar.

His head was bent in sorrow, green scales fell like rain,
Puff no longer went to play along the cherry lane.
Without his life-long friend, Puff could not be brave,
So Puff that mighty dragon sadly slipped into his cave. Oh!

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee,
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee.

Pre...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")

How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?
How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced to step down?
How many lives must the Socialists kill, before RATS are forever banned?!!

The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralism's DEAD!!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATS' Spin!!

How many fears must the Networks create before RATS're squashed by the FRee?
How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy-keen?!!
How many times can RATS' Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!

The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATS' pigs,
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!!

How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see Slick LIES?
How many victims must one man have before the Rapist hears her cries?
How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Authority is VILE?!!

The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst Left's Spin,
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down Clinton/Soddim/Treason.(gettin' outta the UN?!)

Mid...MUD

1 posted on 02/23/2003 6:28:17 AM EST by Mudboy Slim