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Happy New Year, y'all..."White House del Clintonia"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Hotel California")

On a dark D.C. sidewalk, nearin' T-Mac's lair,
Smell of cherry blossoms rising up through the air,
I'm part of the resistance, we skewer the Liberal's blight,
Ceegah smoke was heavy and my sight grew dim,
I had to stop for the night!!

There Slick stood in the doorway, I heard Hillary yell!!
(Aaiigghh!!)
And I was thinkin' to myself, "This sure ain't Heaven and I'm scair'd it's Hell!"
Then Bill lit up a candle and he showed me the way,
Barbara Streisand's down the corridor, I thought I heard her sing...

"Welcome to the White House del Clintonia,
Such a lovely place, such a handsome face...
Plenty of room at the White House del Clintonia,
Three Hundred times per year, Lib'rals sleeping here."

Slick's mind is liberally-twisted, he's got that Socialist bent,
He's got a lot of pretty, stooopid girls...that Bill calls friends!
How they danced in the Court Room, sweet Summer sweat,
Some just can't remember, most choose to forget!

So I called on the Vice Prez, "Please show me some spine!"
Algore said, "This Party's had no raison d'etre since 1969!"
And still those victims are callin' for "Hillary!!"
Brain-dead pups with their feeble li'l lives...Sheeple, we must wake...

"Welcome to the White House del Clintonia,
Such a lovely place, such a damned disgrace!
They're livin' it up at the White house del Clintonia!
What a pack a lies, they're all Chinese spies!!"

Interns are a'kneeling, Slick moans, "That feels nice!"
Phat Mo said, "I'm just a good Lib'ral, askin' Li'l Willie's advice!"
But in the Judge's chambers, Ray gather'd felonies,
Left stabs him with their steely lies, but Right must INDICT this Beast!

Best I can remember, Reagan wasn't like these Whores...
We have to find a passage back to the way things were before!
"Relax!" said Bill Clinton, "I'm the Master of Deceipt...
With the Media on my side, I'm impossible to defeat!!"

We'll see, Slick Willie, we'll see...

FReegards...MUD

43 posted on 09/20/2001 2:20:52 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim