Black XXIII: "Dubyuh's Stand!!"

The MudCave (Festive Holiday Edition) | 25 December 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Dubyuh's Stand!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Jungleland")

(Mudboy on pie-anny...somebody strokin' the fiddle....gently!!)

Our soldiers'll have their Homecoming...in DeeCee, 'cuz it's Right!!
And the DemonRats'll queue their DeanMachine...but we're ready fer the Fight!!
Braindead Libs frettin' 'gainst what's Good and our God...
Left promotes Fear...their loss's the Country's gain!!
The Rats fight 'gainst our own...seditious stance...
Dem Lib'rals, they lust fer Power like Ol' France...
But can't escape Bill Clinton's scum stain!!

Well, that Ashcroft Lawman runs 'bout "flamin'" not chasing the RATS or Ol' Slick Willie!!
And the Libs round here look just like shadows...always scair't of takin' stands!!
FReep the churches...give RATS Hell!! FReedom is the A.N.S.W.E.R. fer the World!!
Patriots, join our band...Join in Dubyuh's Stand!!

The FReeper gang's assembled...Forum's a rendezvous fer the Right!!
They'll meet `neath that giant Exxon sign that brings this fair DeeCee's blight!!
Folks, there's an opera out on the Turnpike
Fer less Guv'ment, we in the RightWing shall rally!!
Then the Limbaugh troops--DittoHeads--join our holy fight!!
The street's alive as secret debts are paid
Contacts made, they vanished unseen
Kids flash guitars just like switch-blades hustling for the record machine
The hungry and the hunted...explode into rock'n'roll bands
That face off against each other out in the street...Join George Dubyuh's Stand!!

(Guitar jammin')

In Left's Medyuh Pit, the luminaries fret 'cuz they ain't the rage.
My FRiends, the "Hate Bush" dweebs are out there...but their Hatred is the Brain-Dead Way!!
Power-hungry Lib'rals struggle 'gainst our Country...
Desperate as the Right moves on...RATS're kooks but they'll splinter, then they're gone!!

(Big Man on saxaphone)

In DeeCee City, Bold Hearts FReep...
Soul engines running through a night so tender
in a bedroom locked In whispers of soft...refusal and then surrender
in the tunnels uptown The Rat's own dream guns him down
as shots echo down them hallways in the night
No one watches when the ambulance pulls away
Or as the girl shuts out the bedroom light
Outside the street's on fire in a real death waltz
Between what's flesh and what's fantasy
and the poets down here Don't write nothing at all,
they just stand back and let it all be
And in the quick of a knife they reach for their moment
And try to make an honest stand
Left'll wind up wounded...BigGuv'ment's DEAD!!
The Right is Dubyuh's Land!!

HOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOO....woah-ah-woaaah...woah-ah-woaaaahhh...

FReegards...MUD

[sultan88]

"Dagnabbit...we wuz savin' that fer the 88's."

Sorry, I missed it. This 88 was "out of pocket" all day.

[MoJo2001]

Getting the music is simple. Writing some of the lyrics that Mudboy writes is another story. I bow to an actual expert like both you and Mudboy!!

*HUGS*

[sultan88]

Speaking of 88's, these are the ones I've identified so far:

RayChuang88; cherry_bomb88; Trajan88; smith288; gg188; MJY1288; blaster88; drlevy88; Squawk8888; 88keys; Warhead W-88; sultan88; Rocky88; BurtS188

[Mudboy Slim]

Thanks, MoJo, yer the greatest...

I ask you, "Why?!!"
Why?! I'm a Kerry guy?!!
I'm hairy noon and nighty-night-night...
John Kerry's a fright!!
John Kerry is Right's foe...
But don't ask me why
'Cuz MUD don't know...
It's not for lack of bread
Like the Grateful Dead
Darling

That's the tone we're lookin' fer...MUD

[MoJo2001]

Well, just ping me or find me in the Canteen when you need help. Anytime!!

*HUGS*

I'm out for now!! I've gotta help Ma (Kathy In Alaska) understand that Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera aren't the same person. They just act like they are. Hehe!!

Good night everyone!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"HAIR" I can't wait for this one!!

Don't wait, my FRiend, we need yer input...all we need is to git one FReeped song recorded by Shanklin, and then the rest will take care of itself...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I've gotta help Ma (Kathy In Alaska)"

Now I understand why yer so easy to like, my FRiend, yer kin to KIA...good fer you!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Hey Diva, glad yer enjoyin' yerself...can ya help us with FReepin' the Cowsill's "Hair" into "Kerry!!"?!!

Thanks, Diva...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Hello to you, too, ma'am...sleep well!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Simple Man"
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Simple Man")

I ain't nuthin' but a simple man...Left calls me a redneck, reckon that I am...
But there's things goin' on make me mad down to the core!
I gotta work like Left's dawg...I'm enslaved to DeeCee...
Where crooked politicians sell our Nukes to Chinese,
And I'm madder than Hell and I ain't gonna take it no more!
Reagan told our kids to, "Just Say No!"
But then Ol' Slick Willie jokes, "Let's have another toke!"
Tells us 'bout his briefs, then laughs while his intern goes down.
Well, if I had my way with this Apostle From Hope,
I'd take a big tall tree and a short piece of rope,
I'd hang 'im up high and let 'im swing 'til Ol' Slick steps down!

Well, you know what's wrong with the world today,
People done gone thrown their values away,
They livin' by the "Law of Slick Willie" not the "Law of the Land."
Well, the Good Book says it so I need no more proof...
"A Lie's still a Lie and the Truth's still the Truth."
Bill better watch what he's sayin', Law's closin' in on him,
Can't you Sheeple see it?! Slick's a Felon, man!!!

Now I'm the kinda man who wouldn't harm a mouse,
But if I ketch somebody breakin' in my house,
I gotta 12-gauge shotgun waitin' on the other side!
So don't go a pushin' me against my will,
I don't wanna fight ya but I durn sure will,
So if you don't want trouble you better just pass me on by!
Becuz as far as I'm concerned there ain't no excuse,
For Slick's Rapin', Mad Bombin', and Power Abuse,
But I gotta way to put an end to all that madness...
You just put them Lib'rals back on a boat,
Send 'em all First-class and make sure that it floats,
Send 'em all 'round the world and leave 'em wherever they like best!

Well, you know what's wrong with the world today,
People done gone put their Bibles away...
They livin' by the "Law of Bill Clinton" not the "Law of the Land."
Well, the Good Book says it, so I need no more proof,
A Lie's still a Lie and the Truth's still the Truth!
Bill better watch what he's sayin', we're closin' in on him...
Right's Hell-bent on Justice...Slick's a Traitor, man!!

Bill, watch where you're goin', Slim's just around the bend...
Mudboy's bent on Justice, you're just Hist'ry, man!!

MUDBOY SLIM

[sultan88]

They all ask me why?
Why I'm a Kerry guy.
Well, Kerry hates the Right
Sez "Talk, not fight!"
Love Kerry's furrowed brow
Don't ask me why
Not Now
Adore his handsome head!
Like Jane Fonda did.
Darling

Gonna vote for Kerr'
Tall, gorgeous Kerr'
Gangly, toothy,
Goofy, flappin', crackin'

Bring us home from war, Kerr
Don't fight terror longer
Here baby, there mama
Everywhere daddy daddy

Kerr',Kerr',Kerr',Kerr',Kerr',Kerr',Kerr',
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My Kerr'

Let it fly in the breeze
And get caught in the trees
Give a home to the fleas in my hair
A home for fleas
A hive for bees
A nest for birds
There ain't no words
For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder
Of my...

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy
Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy
Shining, gleaming, streaming
Flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka-dotted
Twisted, beaded, braided
Powdered, flowered, and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied!

Oh say can you see
My eyes if you can
Then my hair's too short

Down to here
Down to there
Down to where
It stops by itself

They'll be ga ga at the go go
When they see me in my toga
My toga made of blond
Brilliantined
Biblical hair

My hair like Jesus wore it
Hallelujah I adore it
Hallelujah Mary loved her son
Why don't my mother love me?

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

(Just Starting)

[Mudboy Slim]

(Just startin')...yeah, but you got the spirit of the song...ROFLMAO!!

FReegards, Sultan...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

(Just startin')...yeah, but you got the spirit of the song...ROFLMAO!!

FReegards, Sultan...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Sorry 'bout the double-post...MUD

[Diva Betsy Ross]

you are doing great! Fun fun fun!

[Diva Betsy Ross]

I just posted simple man in the canteen.... good one!

[Mudboy Slim]

Thanks fer the kudos, Diva..."The Vile Clinton"
(To be sung to Manfred Mann's "The Mighty Quinn")

Come on...cry out!! Come on...GET HIM!!
We've not seen nothing like the Vile Clinton!!
Come on...don't pout!! Come on...LET'S WIN!!
We'll destroy the Left when we DETHRONE SLICK!!

Ev'rybody's building gates and moats...
Most are 'fraid of Government...
But they don't even VOTE!!
Does nobody really care...'bout this Clinton BOY?!
Folks, when Slick the EX-Prez'dent gets his...
Even Lib'ral's gonna jump fer joy!!
Come on...and SHOUT!! Join in...and GRIN!!
Slick ain't seen nothin' like The FReepers' Din!!

I like to STALK EX-PREZ-EH-DENT...
I like my Midnite FReeps!!
'Cuz Bill's TREASON and VIOLENT RAPE...
Means we must RE-IMPEACH!!!!
Every Libs' been on their knees...
Just servin' Slick's ev'ry whim...
But when Slick the EX-Prez'dent sheds tears...
All Dem Lib'rals gonna run from him!!
Come on...LASH OUT!! Come on...FReep him!!
We've not seen EVIL like Ol' Bill Clinton!!
Come on...Help Out!! Come on...FReep him!!
Slick ain't seen nuthin' like FReepers, my FRiends!!

Lemme do what I wanna do...
I'm havin' me a ball!
Just tell me where you want Slick...
And I'll make sure he falls...
DemLeftists can't stop our FReeps...
The Lib'rals fear everyone's posts!
'Cuz when next eeee-lection gets here...
It's TRUTH that Left fears the most!!

Come on...FReep out!! Come on...we'll WIN!!
We'll not see c'ruption like we've seen from Slick!!
Come on...Ladies!! Come on...you MEN!!
Left's fate is waiting...WE MUST DETHRONE SLICK!!!

BWAH HAH HAH HA HA Ha Ha...MUD

124 Posted on 08/21/2001 08:02:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim

[Diva Betsy Ross]

Most excellent!

[ForGod'sSake]

Hey Mud; have I ran this one by you???

So, howya been?

FGS

[MeekOneGOP]

Freep mail him. I bet he still has some left. Maybe. It's been a popular item, though.

I've been posting that "Bush in 2004" graph with him branding the JackA$$ and that bumpersticker together.

Amazing how many folks have asked where they could get that "Not the Terrorists, that's for sure" thang.

I've referred quite a few folks to MJY1288 for that.