Charges to Be Filed Against Jackson on Thursday (4P ET; Cochran to take case)

Fox News ^ | 12.18.03

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SANTA MARIA, Calif.

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Just got wind from Drudge's "above the masthead" line that Johnnie Cochran will be taking the Jackson case; no word on whether or not Geragos will step down (what you bet he does so he can go defend Saddam?)...

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Double-barrelled (JD! & B/C) Mega-PING! If you want on either list (Just Damn or Black Conservative), let me know.

[Lil'freeper]

Johnnie Cochran will be taking the Jackson case

Chewbacca defense time! Pass the popcorn, this'll be quite a show.

[EggsAckley]

So Cochroach comes out of retirement to save yet another poor downtrodden black man. Heh!

[Revolting cat!]

All right you folks, get your rhyming dictionaries out and get to work!

[JustPlainJoe]

It's all lies! That boy was just jealous because mine was bigger than his!

- Michael

[Right Wing Professor]

According to court documents, Jackson will be traveling to Great Britain.

Memo to self: email brother in England to tell him to keep his son in sight at all times until January 6.

[Revolting cat!]

If the prosthetic nose don't fit,
You must vote to acquit!

[Bonaparte]

"...Jackson will be traveling to Great Britain."

And from there, to France where he will move into Roamin' Polanski's old apartment. The French have already stocked it with wine and brie while eagerly awaiting the arrival of their favorite celebrity child molester.

[TontoKowalski]

Oh my Sweet Lord! Can this get any more weird? Jacko. Child Molester. Geragos. Cochran. Nation of Islam and Calypso Louis...

And today, news that Poppa Jackson is hosting a Pep Rally of Jacko's supporters (like the Dems did for Clintoon on Impeachment Day) at Neverland.

Oh, I hope that Liz Taylor and Liza Minelli attend. It will make the freak show complete.

[ampat]

Michael Jackson hires JC and becomes a muslim? He finally acknowledges he's black.

[reagan_fanatic]

"Johnnie Cochran will be taking the Jackson case"

"If the penis doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

[TommyDale]

How is Cochrane going to play the race card, now that Jackson is a white woman?

[Shermy]

Where's the sequined glove?

You must acquit!

[OldFriend]

Johnny Cockroach is in tight with the Nation of Islam. Remember their presence in the OJ courtroom........they were there to intimidate the jury......and they did.

[SgtSki]

According to court documents, Jackson will be traveling to Great Britain.

Do you actually think he will come back?

[Caipirabob]

Bad news, Jacko: The glove fits!

[Uncle George]

Next Jackson will join "The Mystic Knights Of The Sea".

[Republicus2001]

he shouldn't use the balm unless Jackie Charles sez so....

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