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Morford: Saddam, So Not Worth It (you've got your dime-store thug, can you stop the warmongering?)
San Francisco Chronicle ^
| Wednesday, December 17, 2003
| Mark Morford, wishes he was Jessica Lynch
Posted on 12/17/2003 8:31:55 AM PST by presidio9
Edited on 04/13/2004 2:45:15 AM PDT by Jim Robinson.
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Well gosh golly it took only upward of 500 dead U.S. soldiers (and counting) and more than 2,500 U.S. wounded (and counting) and more than 10,000 dead innocent Iraqi citizens (and counting) and countless tens of thousands of hapless dead Iraqi soldiers (and counting).
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To: presidio9
>>>>>>>>Mark Morford, wishes he was Jessica Lynch
Probably dresses more effeminately than Jessica Lynch.
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posted on
12/17/2003 8:47:02 AM PST
by
.cnI redruM
(Dean People Suck!)
To: theDentist
I just sent a mail recommended he either visit Baghdad himself, of take a lot of ExLax. I'll let you know if he replies.
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posted on
12/17/2003 8:53:53 AM PST
by
theDentist
(This Tagline for Rent. Contact theDentist for further details....)
To: presidio9
Oh, Morford just gets all excited at the mention of the rape rooms.
To: presidio9
I stop reading any article when I get to a phrase like "Well gosh golly".
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posted on
12/17/2003 8:57:38 AM PST
by
Search4Truth
(When a man lies he murders some part of the world.)
To: Right Wing Professor
LOL! 38% of the voters in Dade and Broward Counties flunked the test.
To: presidio9
Remember how not one single motive BushCo gave for launching this insane war has actually been proven true? There was only one reason givin Marky, It was UN resolution 1441.
Please shut you pie hole Marky!, and for Gods sake wipe your chin!
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posted on
12/17/2003 8:58:24 AM PST
by
mylife
To: Petronski; presidio9
And now Madelain Halfbright this morning*, is insinuating that the Bush Administration is holding Osama Bin Laden, and will release the news of his capture just before the 2004 election.
*(As reported on on Fox news, by Mort Kondrake, who heard Albright's comments in the Fox Green room)
Some other Dims are claiming that Saddam has been in captivity for some time now...
The left is going absolutly stark raving mad, folks.
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posted on
12/17/2003 9:02:31 AM PST
by
FBD
("A newspaper is a device for making the ignorant more ignorant and the crazy crazier."--H.L.Mencken)
To: Constitution Day
Morford visits his shrink:
MM: I am so mentally out of control.
Shrink: But I gave you those Thorazine suppositories.
(kiddingly) What did you do, eat them?
MM: (sarcastically) No! I shoved them up my a$$!
To: Right Wing Professor
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posted on
12/17/2003 9:05:49 AM PST
by
KarlInOhio
(A little bloodletting and some boar's vomit, and he'll be fine!)
To: presidio9
more than 10,000 dead innocent Iraqi citizens (and counting) This is a lie.
And it'll only cost U.S. taxpayers at least a staggering $350 billion along with the complete gutting of our foreign policy and our national treasury and the appalling blood sacrifice of our national pride and our international status and global sense of self-respect.
This is a lie.
And now, long after his political usefulness to us has expired, we up and invade his unhappy nation and lay waste to the entire region
This is a lie.
Dubya secretly flew to Iraq a few weeks back to spend 2.5 hours pretending to serve a fake, inedible plastic turkey...
This is a lie.
By the way, from Bush Sr. forward (and, yes, that includes Clinton), the U.S. has to date killed far, far more Iraqi civilians than Saddam ever could.
This is a lie.
Not to mention the more than half a million Iraqi children who've died from lack of medicine or decent health care since the brutal, U.S.-backed U.N. sanctions were imposed 12 years ago.
This is a lie.
I'll quit there - it's just too tiresome. Miss Morford isn't even entertaining when he attempts the complexities of politics, and he certainly isn't original. This is a regurgitation of a fair percentage of already discredited posturings - it fills the page, but that's about it. First Morford column I've read without a penis reference, too. He's slipping.
To: Billthedrill
He promises that he will make two penis references in his next column. We have to keep up the side, after all.
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posted on
12/17/2003 9:14:47 AM PST
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: Constitution Day
That's the first thing I've seen all day that makes any sense.
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posted on
12/17/2003 9:18:25 AM PST
by
CholeraJoe
(PSST...Saddam! Do ya like Metallica? You're gonna hear alot of it for the next six months.)
To: presidio9
Lesbians don't follow the news very well apparently.
To: presidio9
You just know that Morford's absolutely livid with the way the world is turning out. If he didn't live in the protective bubble of SF with all his butt buddies and had to join the real world, he would just shriek and burst into flames.
Well Mr Morford, you might want to consider stocking up on Valium, booze and love jelly before next November, it's going to be a difficult time for you :)
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posted on
12/17/2003 9:24:06 AM PST
by
Sender
(“We have placed them in a quagmire from which they can never emerge except dead” -Baghdad Bob)
To: presidio9
NO!
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posted on
12/17/2003 9:24:40 AM PST
by
AlbionGirl
(A kite flies highest against the wind, not with it. - Winston Churchill)
To: presidio9
Mark Morford, so not worth it.
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posted on
12/17/2003 9:25:59 AM PST
by
RichInOC
(...somebody had to post it...why not me?)
To: presidio9
This guy is going to get a helluva jaw cramp from twisting his mouth so hard.
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posted on
12/17/2003 9:26:58 AM PST
by
arthurus
(fighting them OVER THERE is better than fighting them OVER HERE)
To: arthurus
One of these days they're gonna find this guy choked to death on a mouthful of pillow feathers.
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posted on
12/17/2003 9:29:57 AM PST
by
IGOTMINE
(All we are saying... is give guns a chance!)
To: presidio9
If the mood in the Democratic party is "sour", this "person" can be counted on to be "hydrochloric". I see now why it is necessary, note I did not say "good" or "wise", but necessary to reprint Morford's columns. His writings offer the perfect "reverse barometer", if I may quote from one of the Custer character's lines in the movie "Little Big Man". Everything Morford says is wrong. His ideas are uniformly illogical, and fallacious. His policy ideas would be thoroughly destructive to our nation if implemented, and his assessment of George Bush and the Iraq war is from the standpoint of an enemy of the United States, and of sanity itself. Even Morford has his place in this world.
To: presidio9
The Democratic Party's very own "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert."
Ever notice how -- the more irrelevant and inefectual he gets -- the more red-faced and schoolgirlishly shrill he gets...? :)
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posted on
12/17/2003 9:43:48 AM PST
by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
("The Clintons have damaged our country. They have done it together, in unison." -- Peggy Noonan)
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