Attack of the Seminar Callers, Trolls and shills

Self | 12/10/2003 | Self

[EUPHORIC]

I'm know you've seen them and you probably have interacted with them. They are coming out of the woodwork here on FR and on the radio talk shows and everywhere else as we move towards the next defeat of the Demonicrats in 2004.

Who are they? Who knows! Rush calls them "Seminar Callers", Hannity seems to be able to screen them out and does not have a name for them that I know of. OReilly gets 'em and lately we've had SCADS of the little eight legged things crawling all through some of the more controversial posts here.

They are easy to spot with their all American apple pie user names and their universal claims that they "are more conservative then you" or are "true conservatives". Problem is that they universally spout the far left line with a falsetto conservative spin that should flash BRIGHT RED if your brain is still screwed in and working at last above 5% capacity.

Want to see the "seminar poster" roaches come out of the woodwork? Watch this thread or start one of your own using "mecha", "rush", "separation of church and state" and other key conservative interests or anything that is embarrasing to or a revelation of what the left is really up to.

What is really interesting about these trolls if the way they are always packed with their pockets full of mice...

Watch and see. Look around and see. Lets use their own tactics against them! - Whups! Can't! We conservatives let everyone speak! (sometimes to our own destruction) but just utter a conservative point on DU or Democrats.com and watch what happens.

Spin against the enemy is a good thing for the defender. They do it to us. Lets give 'em a taste of their own political seminal fluids...

[Chad Fairbanks]

I am a recovering Socialist

Aha! That explains a lot. A lot indeed.

[Chad Fairbanks]

OK, have it your way, "Amelia", but don't say you havn't been warned of the consequences ;0)

[Chad Fairbanks]

ROTFL... Didn't he, though?

[Chad Fairbanks]

Lemme get this straight - Chad's a liberal? And Chad's about seventeen different other people here? What the hell?

It's amazing what you learn about yourself sometimes, isn't it? ;0)

[Chad Fairbanks]

WHAT in the Wide, Wide World o'Sports is a-goin' on here?

Don't look at me, or me, or me, or me, or me, or me, or me... ;0)

[Chad Fairbanks]

This thread reminds me that during the McCarthy era, there were Communists who would stand up and claim that there are Communists in America and how terrible that is, and everyone would applaud them, and think highly of them, and go looking elsewhere for Communists.

And EUPHORIC did say he's a recovering socialist... hmmm...

[Chad Fairbanks]

ROTFL... I know, I know!

[Chad Fairbanks]

Thanks, Southie! It was pretty difficult to get him to post it, but I finally prevailed :0)

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

Oh THERE you are, "Chad"! I was wondering when "you'd" show up and spew your pro-constitution, pro-freedom of religion ramblings! ; )

[general_re]

Talking to yourself is not really a problem - lots of people do that. It's when you start arguing with yourself that you should be worried. No, it isn't. Shut up - I'm talking now. You shut up - everyone's going to think we're strange if you don't knock it off...

[Chad Fairbanks]

Yes, "We" are here. Note my sooper mysterious use of the phrase "We". That signals the fact that, most likely I, like EUPHORIC, have a mouse in my pocket. Except, his IS a mouse, mine is an armadillo ;0)

[Chad Fairbanks]

I don't have a problem - I can quit anytime I want. Oh REALLY? You can? Yes. Suuuuuuure you can. No, really I can. UH-huh. Shut up. Don't be a smarta$$. WHo are you talking to? Are you talking to me? Are YOU talking to ME? Yeah, what of it? < BLAM > Aaaaaaaaggggglllllll...

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

I see he's standing up today.

[Chad Fairbanks]

Well, he hasn't really started drinking yet today... which is weird...

[dighton]

i no chad farebanks, you are no chad farebanks.

the real chad farebanks has an ardvark in his pocket, not an armmidilo,, i shoud no,,,,, i am chad farebanks,s ardvark.

get losted you fony dissrupter trole.

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

get losted you fony dissrupter trole.

Whups!

[general_re]

Well, if you're gonna kick your own a**, make sure you do a good job... ;)

[Chad Fairbanks]

ROTFL...

[Chad Fairbanks]

Of course. Now, that being said, there are only 16 of me left...

GOtta move that body soon, though, as the stink will become unbearable...

[trussell]

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