Hillary Demands Nicknames for 2004 Election

self | 12/8/03 | self

[thesummerwind]

Having survived a Sunday of insufferable Sunday Morning Kiss-up Talk Shows and The Demented Hillary everywhere, I am weary.

It was mentioned yesterday by many on many threads, that it is fair to say that our feelings for her cause many of us great discomfort and exhaustion. We have come to know that it can be quite unpleasant to harbor such negative feelings for anyone, and even can be withering, and outrightly consumptive of our health.

So today, I was pondering a possible way to remove a little of that uncomfortable disdain for Hillary from our chests and from our fatigued minds.

The large assortment of "nicknames" for Hillary which I have seen here over the years is quite impressive. When I did a search for a possible list that may have been compiled previously, I came up empty. So in an attempt to make a list of many of them, I ask for any of your whimsical suggestions

This little exerise may help to diminish some of the pain of yesterday and also of the past 11 or so grueling years!

Being aware that poking fun at her will solve none of our very serious political problems should she run next year (she's already running), I ask you if you have any endearing names for Hillary Clinton.

This could be therapeudic.

[GrandMoM]

At least GrandMom had a ball, and I thought you did too for a while. It was good fun.....I sure did, I was crackin up!!!!! While I never saw or met Laz, I could picture his face going from RED TO GREEN THEN PURPLE. Thanks for the laugh you two.

[Madame Dufarge]

Sure can, all that practice pays off you know.

[Xenalyte]

Dude, what DID Post 166 say? I didn't get here fast enough, daimit!

[Nevermore]

All right, all right. But how about this tamer one, in keeping with the spirit of her ol' pal Al: "Inventor of the VRWC"

[Chu Gary]

"Great thread! Although I ABHORE the word, I must say that when I see this poor excuse for a human being, the word that comes to mind starts with a "C" and ends with a "T". And it ain't "cat"."

LOL, does it have uno or more letters inbetween the first and last?

[Chu Gary]

"Cthulhu."

I recall reading that name in one or more books. I think it was described as the name that one should never utter else the demon be summoned. Is that about right? What book(s)?

Thanks,

Gary

[thesummerwind]

my hazard radar is going off all over the place

LOL! I'm going to use that "hazard radar". That's a fine phrase!

[thesummerwind]

(Hillary Clinton is a CLINQUANT without the LINQA.)

Look at it this way. You are going to be famous now, like one of the Wright Brothers, for your brilliant tag line!

That descriptive phrase will be used to describe 'The Beast' for 100's of years. You're going to be an historic figure.

Do you want to be 'Wilbur' or 'Orville'? ;)

[thesummerwind]

Thanks for the laugh you two.

You're very welcome. That's what I'm here for. My wife, cats and dog never laugh at my stuff. ;)

[tuckrdout]

Wobble bottom?