A Zot-Wing Christmas

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[a merry little christmas day]

Have yourself a locked and loaded Christmas
keep your ammo dry
From now on our crusade will intensify

Have yourself a merry, gun-crazed Christmas
make those bad guys pay
Soon we'll all be shouting "Go on make my day"

Through the years we all will be together
for our final fight
Charlie Heston tells us it's our God-given right
So have yourself a locked and loaded Christmas Night.

... click me ...

[looscnnn]

There you go, let's do that. I would also stop pedestrians being run over, cars crashing, etc. Only problem with that is how would you chop/cut food, wood, paper? How would you eat and drink?

[Constitution Day]

We don't allow no prissy pink Santas 'round heah!

I can't speak for the rest of ya though. :)

[freedomson]

Down in the workshop all the elves were making toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered in ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye
"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nick went insane
Realized he'd been getting a raw deal
Something finally must've snapped in his brain

Well the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
Then he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with and old German Luger
And he slashed up poor Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
Then he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Blitzen
Then he took a big bite and said "It tastes just like chicken!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around the North Pole
Without stepping in reindeer guts

There's the National Guard and the FBI
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
And helicopters circling 'round in the sky
Now the bullets keep flying the body count's rising
And everybody'd dying to know - Santa, why?
My, my, my, my - you used to be such a jolly guy.

Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doing time
In a Federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey little friend now, don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in seven hundred more years.

Now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mrs. Claus she's on the phone every night
With a lawyer negotiating the movie rights
(They talk about)

The night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Seems to me like he was tired of getting gypped

The night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nick went insane
Realized he'd been getting a raw deal
Something finally must've snapped in his brain
Something finally must've snapped in his brain
Tell ya something must've finally snapped in his brain.

Wierd Al Yankovic

[rabidralph]

Awww, you're the sweetest uncle ever! I hope to get my eight-year-old niece a .22 rifle for her birthday in January. Do you have a recommendation?

[4mycountry]

Troll just got run over by the Moderators
Walking home from DU Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as VKs,
But as for those DUers, they believe.

It'd been drinkin' too much egg nog,
And they'd begged it not to go.
But it'd left its medication,
So it stumbled out the door into the snow.
When they found it Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack.
There were mod prints on its forehead,
And incriminatin' marks all on its back.

Troll just got run over by the Moderators,
Walkin' home from DU house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as VKs,
But as for those DUers, they believe.

[sweetliberty]

ROTFL! That's good.

[Lady Jag]

[Lady Jag]

[Arrowhead1952]

Here is what happened to you!!!

[Admin Moderator]

Perfect, pass the egg nog!

[Galactic Overlord-In-Chief]

Zot Kick!

[sweetliberty]

"I demand the moderators have ZOT ping lists!"

I second that! And then allow the trolls to stay long enough for us to toy with them and join in the ZOTTING fun! Arriving after the ZOT is kinda like being invited to a barbecue only to find when you arrive that most of the guests have left and that the little bit of meat left on the grill is overcooked.

[RedBloodedAmerican]

I kinda liked the poem. Maybe we have a useful troll to entertain us?

[stainlessbanner]

Pink Santas! LOL! Ya'll are on a roll...

[sweetliberty]

"When someone gets zotted your screen kinda flashes"

LOL! I like that....or have a tiny little pop-up ZOT icon that will make a sound like a bug zapper. It could be turned on or off. There are some people around here wiothout a sense of humor and would complain if it wasn't a feature that could be disabled.

[MeekOneGOP]

Here ya go, Troll ! Merry Christmas, yourself !! ...

[MeekOneGOP]

[Admin Moderator]

He'll be back, he always is, every day, and most of the time more than once. Jim, can you post this troll's priors?

[sweetliberty]

See my post #72.

[Mad Dawgg]

"Here is what happened to you!!!"

I am stealing that Pic!!!

Heheheh Thanks!