Jackson to Surrender 2pm EST, 11am PST (Live Perp-Walk Not-Breaking News Thread)

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

This is not breaking news. It's just plain old regular news even though it is happening withing 15 minutes.

CNN reports that Jackson will be turning himself in within 30 minutes

[1Old Pro]

Jack Ruby seen in crowd........
This is NOT breaking news

[stlnative]

and cameras set up in planes or helicopters over the airport, at the gates at the airport, in front of the court house, in front of neverland. IT IS DISGUSTING!

[Revolting cat!]

But what about the monkey?

The monkey worked out a deal with the DA and will testify against Jacko in exchange for leniency!

[per loin]

He's a drama queen. He will make folks wait for his appearance.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Michael's plane is due at the airport at 2:20pm EST.

This is NOT BREAKING NEWS.

[T Lady]

Bubbles, along with the children, will probably be placed in temporary custody. Who knows? This is truly sad. If you'd had a chance to catch Michael Medved yesterday, he had a Rabbi on who was once a close friend and advisor to Jackson; he repeatedly told Michael to change his behavior, especially when it came to the bizzare relationships he has with children. He said it would come back to haunt him one day. Well, it certainly looks like that day has finally arrived.

-Regards, T.

[aristeides]

I think what is disgusting is Jackson's conduct.

[cajungirl]

Is this on tv? I am at work. I think the broncho chase was much better than this.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Slow moving white vehicle is driving on the tarmac.

Jackson is said to be upbeat.

[Shermy]

Will there be a perp walk?

No, a perv walk.

[1Old Pro]

Michael's plane is due at the airport at 2:20pm EST. This is NOT BREAKING NEWS.

What if the plane crashes? Let's get a ruling.

[cajungirl]

I thought Michael made a fool of that Rabii who seemed to think that Michael just had bad judgement. Michael is a pedophile.

[dfwgator]

Yep, it will be fun seeing all the "Jackobots" start to come out of the wood work.

[proust]

This is the biggest NON BREAKING NEWS story I've heard all day. Move along, there's nothing to see here!

[I still care]

The Democrats must be dying. Jackson is driving the protests in Britian off the top of the news.

I guess freak shows are more important than international evants.

[1Old Pro]

The Democrats must be dying. Jackson is driving the protests in Britian off the top of the news. I guess freak shows are more important than international evants.

They're both Freak Shows.

[isthisnickcool]

Jackson is said to be upbeat.

He may get "beat up" in jail.

[ZOOKER]

Do us all a favor, Jacko, and pull a Paulansky.

I don't need another swim in your cesspool-you-call-a-life. The hype has already begun as lawyers, reporters, and various hangers-on tool up for a months-long siege.

Real news stories will lose out to "Jackupdates" at disgustingly regular intervals.

The slimiest sort of lawyers will get embarrassingly rich.

And the rest of us will just feel dirty.

[Dog]

I got the Jackson mugshot....he snuck in the back door.

[Solson]

Question: If Jacko gets hit in the nose, will if fall off? Will it even hurt? Can the original owner of the nose sue Jackson for abuse?

Inquiring minds want to know..