Family: Jackson will turn himself in tommorrow (despite promising to Sheriff to do it today)

Drudge Report ^ | 19 NOV 03 | dcbryan1

[fortunecookie]

Sorry about the dub (178-179), those darn computer problems...

[LisaMalia]

I mean the one posted above.

[reagan_fanatic]

In other news, Mermaid Man, legendary superhero of Spongebob Squarepants fame, filed suit in a California court Wednesday charging Michael Jackson with nasal trademark infringement..

[NRA2BFree]

Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?

It's called "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing".

LOL! That's hysterical.

[WackyKat]

I am not an African American...however, at this time I would like to apologise, in behalf of all of my African American friends, for this discussion. Thank you.

Huh?

Isn't that like saying "I am not a member of Democratic Underground, but I would like to apologize on their behalf for any stupid things they have said that I do not agree with"?

[uvular]

Can you see him even going through taking the mug shot?

According to Tom Friedman on Fox, MJ has financial problems. Is Michael going to have to get a 2nd mortgage on the white elephant of NeverLand?

MJ testified in some trial against him a while back. He came on crutches one day, and iirc, he did alot of stuff to delay his testimony. Think the lawsuit was for MJ not honoring a concert he was to perform or something along that line. Can you imagine what antics he would pull if he goes through a trial for this? He'd be in the hospital every other day.

[WackyKat]

Can you imagine what antics he would pull if he goes through a trial for this? He'd be in the hospital every other day.

No kidding. It will be a circus that will make the OJ trial pale in comparison.

At least now the Peterson and Kobe trials will mercifully fade into the background for a while.

[valleygal]

LOL...the Child Catcher from "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang"!

My mom used to wake us up for schoolwhen I was little by turning on the lights and saying, "Uppy Duppy, Kiddie Winkies, Schooly, Wooly"....Man, how I hated that! It's got to be a British saying (she's a Brit)!

MJ even looks like Robert Helpmann, LOL!

[Barnacle]

Jackson will turn himself in tommorrow (despite promising to Sheriff to do it today

Here we go again.

[WackyKat]

LOL...the Child Catcher from "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang"!

I know some restaurants and movie theaters that could use that guy's services.

[xp38]

Isn't he an alien? Can't he just beam-up?

Perhaps the mothership is out of beaming range. It happened often as a plot device on Star Trek.

[valleygal]

LOL, I know what you mean. But that child cathcer in the movie used to creep me out.

[LisaMalia]

No, not the same thing.

[valleygal]

cathcer=catcher. Typing with my gloves on again.

[Barnacle]

I heard that one of those people is actually a man.

[softengine]

OMG! Someone tell me how they can NOT know how absolutely freakish they look?

[Slings and Arrows]

LOL! I remember Jackson claiming that Tommy Mottola was a racist - and the charge was denied by none other than AL SHARPTON! When Al Sharpton won't call a white guy a racist...well, that dog ain't gonna hunt!

[softengine]

I just have no words. MikeWUSAF posts that gruesome quasi-porn deposition, the pictures, and now the BET excerps.

I am ill now.

[Sabertooth]

Heck, the guy will probably get off with a hung jury anyway, why run?

Heck, he'll probably get off with a hung cell block.

[buffyt]

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