[dfwgator]

Gee, you think, Cigar Girl?

[Wheee The People]

Like duh!

[presidio9]

I can think of a more plausible culprit.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Monica Lewinsky says her White House liaison is a liability on the dating scene.

I thought it was only men who were allowed to never grow up.

[sweetliberty]

NO! I am just shocked. < /sarcasm >

[kidd]

Monica Lewinsky Says Her Past Life Has Hurt Her Love Life -

That and all those pizzas

[dep]

gee, and she paints such an alluring picture of herself, too.

[Kirkwood]

Can you imagine even kissing her knowing where her mouth has been?

[Huck]

Lewinsky, 30, said in the interview she sympathized with the men she meets, saying she, too, would be intimidated by the tales of her past.

Honey, they're not intimidated. They're repulsed. Or else they just want to get a lewinsky from lewinsky, so they can say they did.

"If I were a guy and I'd heard all those things about a girl, I don't know that I'd want to take her out," Lewinsky told the men's magazine.

You do what you did, you get what you got. In this case, a stained dress and a bad reputation all around the world. Quite a feat.

"The one thing I don't do well with, with a guy, is ambivalence," she said. "I want to shake them and say, 'C'mon, just like me! Do what I say!"'

I am sure that goes over real well.

"People who have this idea that I have millions of dollars or even a million, or close to a million, are off their rocker."

And as soon as they find out they have to buy the drinks, they probably move right along. Sorry honey. You really made a mess of your life. Big time.

[Roughneck]

Lewinsky, 30, said in the interview she sympathized with the men she meets, saying she, too, would be intimidated by the tales of her past

Intimidated? INTIMIDATED?

Honey, you just aint the kind of gal one brings home to mama!

[Revolting cat!]

Wait a minute, didn't Willie promise to marry her after he left the White House in January 2001? (That too is a bit incovenient for the media to bring up!)

[BlueNgold]

Wow, you'd think somewhere in NY there'd be at least one sleazy liberal looking for a hummer....

Oh, that's right, Hillary said he can't date anymore.

[Blue Screen of Death]

Monica... there is a reason they want you to brush your teeth before they kiss you good night.

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Can she imagine that any guy would want to bear the stigma of having perverted-sex-by-proxy with the Pervert-in-Chief -- who figuratively and literally defiled the White House and all that it stands for??

Just the thought of what went on -- and in -- during Klingon's "relationship" with Monica is enough to gag a maggot on a manure wagon.

Let alone allow for the emotional bonding and situational "mood" that spending an evening -- not to mention a lifetime -- with a slut who turned her father's surname into a code word for an obscene act......

[evolved_rage]

Monica had best go to England to see if Chelsea's "blind" boyfriend has a brother.

[isthisnickcool]

Monica Lewinsky is walking down the beach. She finds a magic lamp and rubs it.

A genie pops out of the lamp. The Genie says "I know you. You're Monica Lewinsky and have been very bad. So, you only get one wish! Not three!".

Monica ponders this and tells the Genie: "Well, I could lose a few pounds. Yes! That's it! I'd like to get rid of these love handles!"

The Genie replys to Monica "Your wish is my command".

And poof! Monica's ears vanish!

[Exit148]

The only good thing that this --this -- this -- er,-- that Monica did was save the dress.

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""I want to shake them and say, 'C'mon, just like me! Do what I say!"'

Yet another selling point for Monica to set forth....

[mdittmar]

The clintons got a new doggie,

[OESY]

Monica Lewinsky Says Her Past Life Has Hurt Her Love Life

Jeez, I can't imagine why. I would think a lot of those fat cat Democrats would come knocking,
especially since she puts her personals in headlines. Quite a trick.

Well, we know where she's headed, and she's got the handbags already to prove it.