Lewinsky: 'I can't get a man'

itv.com ^ | November 19, 2003

[HAL9000]

Monica Lewinsky says her White House liaison is a liability on the dating scene.

The intern infamous for her affair with US President Bill Clinton told GQ magazine that she goes on dates occasionally but her romantic relationships have been short-lived.

Ms Lewinsky, 30, said in the interview she sympathised with the men she meets, saying she, too, would be intimidated by the tales of her past.

"If I were a guy and I'd heard all those things about a girl, I don't know that I'd want to take her out," Ms Lewinsky told the magazine.

But she also admitted she is impatient when men are not as responsive to her as she would like them to be.

"The one thing I don't do well with, with a guy, is ambivalence," she said. "I want to shake them and say, 'C'mon, just like me! Do what I say!'"

In the nearly six years since news of her dalliance with Clinton broke, leading to his 1998 impeachment and later acquittal by the US Senate, Ms Lewinsky has designed handbags and, most recently, hosted a reality TV host.

But the woman who nearly cost Clinton the Oval Office said she wanted to dispel rumours that the scandal had made her wealthy.

"One of the huge misconceptions about me in the past few years is that I have made a fortune from this," Ms Lewinsky said.

"People who have this idea that I have millions of dollars or even a million, or close to a million, are off their rocker."

[VadeRetro]

"The one thing I don't do well with, with a guy, is ambivalence," she said. "I want to shake them and say, 'C'mon, just like me! Do what I say!'"

She needs to get out of the G-rated newspaper singles ads and find a nice submissive masochist.

[walford]

Didn't she get 'the herpes' from Bubba? I Made it deeply into middle age and still haven't caught anything that can't be cured.

Furthermore, reviewing her history, she had pattern of seeking out men who were in positions of authority and seducing them to gain professional advantage over those who kept themselves clean and got where they were via effort and personal achievement.

This gives lie to the Leftist/feminist canard that they want women to be judged on their abilities.

[NYC GOP Chick]

"One of the huge misconceptions about me in the past few years is that I have made a fortune from this," Ms Lewinsky said.

Translation: "I'm looking for a man with enough money to support me in the lifestyle to which my mother always taught me I was entitled."

Actually, if she'd move into a slightly less expensive apartment and not have to live in the trendy West Village, she'd save maybe $25K a year.

[NYC GOP Chick]

I would date, operative word is DATE...not interchangable with hop in the sack or any other cute euphemism for sex oral or otherwise...Ms. Lewinsky. People make mistakes, so what if hers happened to be (inter)national news? It's easy to judge someone based on views the telly and other news outlets present, Its easy to bag on someone because of how they look. Is this any less shallow than that article that was on here yesterday? You know the one with the young lady who was fuming cause she was stuck with cab fare? A lot of conservatives are no better than the "intolerant" libs who want to call names and paint us as a bunch of billybobs with rifle racks in our trucks.
Everyone has faults flaws and imperfections and I think a lot of people forget that when they see a convenient target to make fun of. Just like grade school children. It makes some people feel better to revel in the misfortunes of others. Undoubtedly, some of the scorn is richly deserved, after all stupidity is rampant in our society. However one thing that life has taught me is that you screw up, you learn from it, and you go on. JMO

The difference, IMO, is that she feels no shame and believes that she's entitled to fame, riches and all that *precisely* because of what she did! She only regrets being caught and turning into the punchline of a million dirty jokes. As recently as her HBO special (for which she made some very nice coin), she was defiantly referring to her "relationship" with him, totally oblivious to the fact that he was the freaking President of the United States, and a married man!

[NYC GOP Chick]

I would imagine that the real trouble is her mind. To go from absolute total obscurity to headline news in a virtual instant has to be an enormous shock to any young mind.

Then maybe she should sit her ass home once in a while and stop going to every movie opening and celebrity-filled party in Manhattan. She loves the publicity, but hates that she's the butt of jokes.

[MeanWestTexan]

Let's see:

1. She's fat;
2. She's whiney;
3. She's a whiney Democrat;
4. She's demanding and bossy and unpleasant;
5. She had sex with a disgusting pig;
6. She may or may not have a disease;
7. Anyone you met socially with her would be thinking, "Man that guy is dating that fat chick who gave Clinton a BJ and may or may not have a disease."

In short, the only person who would want her is Michael Moore. Or maybe Babara Steisand's wife (no error) will dump Babs

[Stewart_B]

Smoking small bent baloney's haven't helped her image. What man in his right mind would want to kiss someone who had been puffing on bubba's bent wiener?

[Ann Archy]

Words that will probably NEVER be spoken....."Mom...Dad, I'd like you to meet my fiance, Monica Lewinski."

[webheart]

In the nearly six years since news of her dalliance with Clinton broke, leading to his 1998 impeachment and later acquittal by the US Senate, Ms Lewinsky has designed handbags and, most recently, hosted a reality TV host.

She can't be doing to bad if she's been hosting hosts. And let's not forget that it was his lying to a grand jury that led to Mr. Clinton's impeachment, which we must never ever mention without also mentioning his subsequent acquittal in the Senate.

[Junior]

Gee, that must suck...

[doug from upland]

I guess we can say she has blown her chance for happiness.

[meowmeow]

People make mistakes

A mistake is when you glance at the spice rack and grab the chili powder instead of the cinnamon and start sprinkling it on your pancakes. Surprise!

What she did was a choice. Now she is paying the consequences for her actions.

[varon]

What a dumb broad. Here she is complaining men aren't interested in her.

This b*tch has a nationaly established reputation of her skills and she's peddling handbags. She should just do what she does best, be a hooker and men will PAY to be with her.

However, if she wants to be able to charge top dollar, she'll have to give up that porker look.

[Ditter]

She turned herself into a joke..... a dirty joke.

[Revolting cat!]

Here's a eligible bachelor!

[Lisa Lupner]

"She turned herself into a joke..... a dirty joke."

[Big Horn]

Loose lips attract drips.

[jackbill]

Hey Monica, baby, what kind of man would want to marry a woman whose only lasting image is kneeling in front of the Bent One and taking his "member" into her mouth?

Bottom line, it's as simple as that. It's just too bad that your parents didn't teach you that while you were growing up. And it's just too bad that you didn't have enough common sense to figure it out yourself.

Face it, you are the most famous C--- S----- in the history of mankind. At least Linda Lovelace was only acting.

[Mark Turbo]

When interviewed on the Today Show, Lewinsky's latest date was asked why he couldn't bear to kiss her on the lips. He responded "Alas, whore Couric, I eschew her fellatio..."

"...,her fellow of infinite lust, of most decadent fancy. She hath borne him on her back a thousand times. And now how abhorred in my imagination she is! My bile rises at it. Here hung those lips that she hath kissed what I know awfully. Where be her gibes now, her gambling, her songs, her flashes of merriment that were wont to seat the table with a boor? Not one now to mock her own sinning - quite clap-fall'n? Now get her from a lady's chamber, and tell her, let her pinch an inch thick, for this favor he did come; make us laugh at that. Pity, fellatio, it's but one thing."

[TrappedInLiberalHell]

Well done! Put me right to shame!