Lewinsky: 'I can't get a man'

itv.com ^ | November 19, 2003

[HAL9000]

Monica Lewinsky says her White House liaison is a liability on the dating scene.

The intern infamous for her affair with US President Bill Clinton told GQ magazine that she goes on dates occasionally but her romantic relationships have been short-lived.

Ms Lewinsky, 30, said in the interview she sympathised with the men she meets, saying she, too, would be intimidated by the tales of her past.

"If I were a guy and I'd heard all those things about a girl, I don't know that I'd want to take her out," Ms Lewinsky told the magazine.

But she also admitted she is impatient when men are not as responsive to her as she would like them to be.

"The one thing I don't do well with, with a guy, is ambivalence," she said. "I want to shake them and say, 'C'mon, just like me! Do what I say!'"

In the nearly six years since news of her dalliance with Clinton broke, leading to his 1998 impeachment and later acquittal by the US Senate, Ms Lewinsky has designed handbags and, most recently, hosted a reality TV host.

But the woman who nearly cost Clinton the Oval Office said she wanted to dispel rumours that the scandal had made her wealthy.

"One of the huge misconceptions about me in the past few years is that I have made a fortune from this," Ms Lewinsky said.

"People who have this idea that I have millions of dollars or even a million, or close to a million, are off their rocker."

[martin_fierro]

"Alas, whore Couric, I eschew her fellatio..."

Now that's good.

[hellinahandcart]

[bobo1]

yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who would want to date someone who licked Clintoon's behind?

I remember!

Blessings, Bobo

[Chewbacca]

If she became a porn star she could get lots of men.
Maybe not married, but lots of men.

[ArrogantBustard]

Is she truly irredeemable?

No. But making a big show of public repentance is probably the wrong approach. The name change / hair dye / relocation thing, along with private repentance, is probably more reliable. IMO.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Kissing her would be like giving bent willie a bj.

And tossing his salad.

[DumpsterDiver]

Ms Lewinsky has designed handbags and, most recently, hosted a reality TV host.

Whatever that might entail...

[hellinahandcart]

[martin_fierro]

[TrappedInLiberalHell]

hosted a reality TV host.

Is she Catholic? Maybe she's used to eating the host.

[HardStarboard]

>>><<(I mean, how many ways can you design a handbag?!) <<<

Come On! It can be very arduous choosing between the various alternatives.

1. Square, Round, Rectangular
2. One strap, Two straps, Backpack style
3. Brown, Black, Green, Blue, Plaid
4. Zipper, Clasp
5. Lotsa compartments, few compartments

The qualifications to pick from this mind boggling array of choices are very high indeed. I'm sure that Monica's experience has qualified her to make tasteful choices.

[Political Junkie Too]

I don't think it's her presidential past that is hurting her, it's her whiney, obsessive, attraction to Clinton, and her inability to handle the "break-up" that turns off guys.

-PJ

[Helms]

The Poor Girl Has A Handicap. Monica Deserves Privileged Parking:

[WillRain]

Maybe she should head to spring break or Mardi Gras...tons of guys there who are looking specificly for a girl with her perticular...talants.

[DumpsterDiver]

Maybe she's used to eating the host.

You may be on to something here.

[GeekDejure]

Hay, Ma Nick Ah Bay Bee...

Hear Eye Yam !!!

.

[TrappedInLiberalHell]

Bill Clinton: "You know, Monica, we never talk..."
Monica: "Mmmm..mmmm.mmmmmmm.mmmmm"
Bill Clinton: "Oh, yeah, now I remember why."

[FReepaholic]

[GeekDejure]

Bilk Lint Un: Due Wit Tomb E Bay Bee !!!

Ma Nick Ah: CURRRUNNNCCCHHH !!!

Bilk Lint Un: EYOWWW !!!

Ma Nick Ah: Oops... Sorry, Mr.Prezadunce... You better put some ice on your wounded willy!!! (heh heh heh (dirty laugh)... revenge is sweet, eh Freepers?)

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[luv2ndamend]

...and when the job is done