$3,000,000 Bail for Jackson: Warrant attest to "MULTIPLE" counts of child molestation.

Fox News Alert ^ | 19 NOV 03 | dcbryan1

[DCBryan1]

Live news cast....breaking..more follows

[shotgun]

So what your saying is that he gets flown around the world, put up in the finest hotels, and continues to live , eat and breathe because people just can't to see a broke, penniless, celebrity.

[Ditto]

It is up to local Santa Barbara people to look into the petition to appoint council and guardian to MJ's children.

Santa Barbara? Shouldn't be a problem for MJ as long as he didn't smake a cigarette in front of them.

[Holly_P]

I had the same thought

It would take balls to do that and I don't think Michael has any---They used his scrotum to replace his nose.

[Howlin]

That's what I'm saying.

[NCC-1701]

"...Will they let him keep his rubber nose in jail? The mugshot is going to be world-class..."

How fast do you think they'll show up on smokinggun.com? Put this pediphile POS away, fast.

[dep]

Can't they just argue Jacko was a man ahead of his time. That in another ten years this sort of behaviour will be perefectly legal and mainstream?

that would be part of the application for change of venue to massachusetts.

[New Horizon]

until they started turning into jack asses. I see some coorelation here...

Jacko's asses?

[Lazamataz]

John Kerry served in Vietnam? I did not know that. It's probably idiot Bush's fault that I didn't.

Vietnam Veteran Vietnam John "Vietnam" Kerry was a Vietnam Veteran who served in Vietnam during the Vietnam War in Vietnam in the capacity of a Vietnam Veteran in Vietnam.

Vietnam.

(partial credit to dead)

[DCBryan1]

smake a cigarette

That would be hugh.

[mewzilla]

So where's Century City, which is apparently where those other warrants were served?

[shotgun]

Fair enough...Then it is a good thing he doen't have any evil republican friends that would just let him starve to death...

[Republicus2001]

Can the children's errant parents be charged, too?

for pandering perhaps? ala the Ramsey's?

[Holly_P]

It's probably idiot Bush's fault that I didn't

I didn't serve there either because I wasn't born yet. John Kerry makes me feel guilty that I didn't serve anyway. He's a Viet Nam vet you know.

[Lazamataz]

It would take balls to do that and I don't think Michael has any---They used his scrotum to replace his nose.

Personally, I think they rectum.

[#3Fan]

While in prison, is the state obligated to pay for his monthly nose jobs?

[Howlin]

When I find a thread with the information on it, I'll ping you. It is true though.

[oyez]

I can't see how any parent would let their child stay with Micheal.

There must be a technical word for 'starstruck'. There are a lot of people who think Mikeyboy is AOK. If you don't believe that just take a peek at Bill Clinton's continued popularity.

[night reader]

His attorney will make arrangements for him to turn himself in at an appointed time and place.
A judge will set the bail...
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Yeah... but I wann'a see a perp walk.

Can you moon walk while in shackles?

[DCBryan1]

NEW BUMBER STICKER IDEA:

GEOGHANIZE JACKSON

[OXENinFLA]

http://www.strangecosmos.com/read.adp?joke_id=5118

- "Surprises" The Cops Found at Michael Jacksons Neverland Compound

1. "Fairy" Dust Stains

2. A Plastic Surgeon chained to the wall in the Basement

3. Bathroom Mini-cams

4. 'Billy Jean," but not her son

5. A Whole Bunch of VHS Tapes and Saddam Hussein

6. A Nose, a Brain and a whole bunch of White Skin

7. Brother Tito

8. The 'Brains' of parents who allowed their kids to spend time there

9. Webster

10. A blow up doll of Macauley Caulkin

Submitted by Andy G