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Brand names: Some Americans are naming their children after consumer products
WORLD ^ | 11/15/03 | Gene Edward Veith

Posted on 11/08/2003 3:43:15 AM PST by rhema

NAMES, THE EMBLEMS OF A PERSON'S IDENTITY, used to mean something. "Abraham" means "father of a multitude." "Moses" means "draws out," as of the River Nile and as he would draw the people out of slavery. "Jesus" means "God saves," so that His very name testifies to His deity and His saving work.

In other tribal societies, people are sometimes named for animals ("Sitting Bull") or for something else in nature ("Red Cloud"). The same holds true for European tribes: "Beowulf" means "bee wolf," a figure of speech for "bear." In the Middle Ages, children born on a Saint's Day were named for that saint, giving them their patron saint. Puritans started naming their children after virtues, such as Faith and Prudence, or after other abstractions such as Increase.

Then the meaning of names began to lie generally in some association, as in naming a child for someone in the Bible. Many names have family significance, with children named after parents, ancestors, or other relatives.

The main criterion for names today, though, is not so much their meaning as whether they sound good. Some parents, in order to ensure their child's utter individuality, make up unique names, a set of musical syllables and unusual spellings designed to ensure that no one else in the world has exactly that name.

As the pop culture—the world of entertainment and commercialism—drives out traditional culture, from education to the church, it shows up too in the names people choose for their children. Decades from now, adults will find themselves saddled with the names of by then old-fashioned pop stars who happened to have been big at the time their mothers gave birth. Soap-opera characters, it has been noted, are a major influence on the names of real babies.

A new trend in baby names, however, takes the pop-culture influence to a new level. Cleveland Evans, a psychology professor at Nebraska's Bellevue University and a member of the American Name Society, studied Social Security records for the year 2000 and found that many children today are being named after consumer products.

Twenty-two girls registered that year were named "Infiniti." Not "Infinity" with a "y," as in the illimitable attribute of God, but "Infiniti" with an "i," as in the car. There were also 55 boys named "Chevy" and five girls named "Celica."

Hundreds of children were named after clothing companies. There were 298 girls named "Armani." There were 164 named after the more casual "Nautica." Six boys were named "Timberland," after the boot.

Sometimes the clothing namesakes are more generic, with a special emphasis on fabrics. Five girls were named "Rayon." Six boys were named "Cashmere," seven were named "Denim," and five were named "Cotton" (though perhaps this was for Increase Mather's son).

Forty-nine boys were named "Canon," after the camera. Seven boys were named "Del Monte," apparently in honor of canned vegetables. Twenty-one girls were named "L'Oreal," after the hair dye, presumably to let them know that "you are worth it."

"Sky" might be the name of a nature-loving flower child's offspring (as in River Phoenix), but 23 girls and 6 boys were named "Skyy." This is a brand of vodka. Parents are naming their children after other alcoholic beverages, too. Nine girls were named "Chianti." Six boys were named "Courvoisier."

Perhaps the ultimate product name for kids uncovered by Mr. Evans was ESPN. Two separate parents, one in Texas and one in Michigan, named their sons after the sports cable network. A reporter for the Dallas Morning News traced down the family of big sports fans and learned that the correct pronunciation of little ESPN's name is "espen."

So what does this mean? Are children being seen in the same terms as consumer products or other possessions? Certainly, just as there are trophy wives, there are now trophy children. The desire to own a baby is driving much of the new reproductive technologies. Babies are already being bought and sold in the practice of hiring surrogate mothers.

Certainly parents have the right to name a child anything they want, and it is wrong to give someone a hard time just for having an unusual name, which, as in Johnny Cash's boy named Sue, can be a character-building experience. (Maybe he could have changed the spelling to "Sioux.")

For some, the "Christian name," as it is called, is given at baptism. And its true significance comes from that one individual identity being identified with and joined to a greater name: "ESPN, I baptize you in the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit."

Christians find their own name and identity—whatever it is—in the name of Jesus, "God saves."


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Extended News
KEYWORDS: namesake
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To: BunnySlippers
Velveeta

I was in a waiting room once and someone was named Velveeta!

61 posted on 11/08/2003 5:24:59 AM PST by Snowy (Annoy a lib -> Work hard, earn money, and be happy!)
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To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...
It should have been a two-fer, but what the hey....

Just damn.

If you want on the new list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

62 posted on 11/08/2003 5:26:32 AM PST by mhking
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To: rhema; Freee-dame
Ping!
63 posted on 11/08/2003 5:26:36 AM PST by maica (Leadership matters)
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To: rhema
So what does this mean?

This means that Jerry Springer and Maury Povich both have long careers ahead of them.

Almost every "guest" has a stupid name..........it's funny
64 posted on 11/08/2003 5:27:17 AM PST by WhiteGuy (Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder)
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To: rhema
went to a high school graduation a few years back that we heard a funny name of one of the graduates so we had to find it in the program

Marijuana Pepsicola Jackson

no sh*t
65 posted on 11/08/2003 5:30:10 AM PST by orbitboy
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To: Ronly Bonly Jones
last names for girls that I knew

...went to school with a Julie Pudlickey. If she didn't turn into a lesbian, I hope she got married.

66 posted on 11/08/2003 5:33:20 AM PST by Xthe17th
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To: rhema
Twenty-two girls registered that year were named "Infiniti." Not "Infinity" with a "y," as in the illimitable attribute of God, but "Infiniti" with an "i," as in the car. There were also 55 boys named "Chevy" and five girls named "Celica."

Could be worse. They could name a girl "Cressida." It may be a car name, but in the story of "Troiles and Cressida," told by Shakespeare, among others, Cressida is, well, a woman of easy (if any) virtue.

I've long wondered about using her name for a car.

67 posted on 11/08/2003 5:39:39 AM PST by Celtjew Libertarian (Shake Hands with the Serpent: Poetry by Charles Lipsig aka Celtjew http://books.lulu.com/lipsig)
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To: rhema
A long time ago, I heard a comedy routine (on TV) by a black guy who literally had me on the floor because he was poking fun at some of the names black folks sometimes name their children.

I'll never forget one of his lines:

"This is my wife Lavoris, my son Tercel, and my daughter Clorette."

Since that time, more and more families, both black and white have chosen names that are...how can I put it?..."unusual."

I've met at least two children named "Brooklyn," one named "Tau Ceti," and another named "Doctor Positive."

It was funny in the comedy routine, but not so funny when it's real. Honestly, what are people thinking??
68 posted on 11/08/2003 5:40:05 AM PST by VermiciousKnid
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To: Fzob
Six boys were named "Cashmere.

Oh they're going to have a REAL...intresting time when the start school.
69 posted on 11/08/2003 5:50:59 AM PST by Valin (We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.)
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To: rhema
This is too funny. When I was on vacation recently in Texas, my brother was joking about people who name their kids after products. For several days we were joking about a girl's name that was mistakenly read by a minister at a service. He was reading a list of new volunteers, read this girl's name, and yelled, "Who put this here"? Her name was supposed to be read as Shi.....thead. Mecause it was all printe out together, you can imagine how it was pronounced.
70 posted on 11/08/2003 5:51:22 AM PST by doug from upland (Why aren't the Clintons living out their remaining years on Alcatraz?)
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To: mhking; dansangel
I new that it was inevitable, we have run out of names for children. we need to stop procreating until we come up with more biblical names... Ha! Well, Just a thought..
71 posted on 11/08/2003 5:52:49 AM PST by .45MAN (this page written on recycleable media)
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To: GodBlessRonaldReagan
And not a jury in the would would convict you.
72 posted on 11/08/2003 5:53:55 AM PST by Valin (We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.)
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To: rhema
Don't forget Tylenol or Raytheon. Though not a brand name, Fellon was pretty funny for a guy's name.
73 posted on 11/08/2003 5:56:18 AM PST by aruanan
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To: Valin
My favorite is sill: Nosmo King!
74 posted on 11/08/2003 5:57:09 AM PST by SubMareener
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To: Fzob
The winner was some poor kid that got the name Shithead

Hmmmm....what a family tree if he married into this family.


75 posted on 11/08/2003 5:59:15 AM PST by eddie willers
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To: BunnySlippers
My co-worker had a cleaning lady who named her newborn daughter, "Placenta". She heard the nurse or doctor say the word and thought it was a "real purty name"!!! Yeah, right!

g

76 posted on 11/08/2003 6:00:30 AM PST by Geezerette (... but young at heart!-)
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To: The Louiswu
Would William have said that had his parents named him Dweezle?
77 posted on 11/08/2003 6:03:35 AM PST by Samwise (There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil.)
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To: Qwinn
Soon the Jones' family...

Obviously named after "Jones Country Sausages."

78 posted on 11/08/2003 6:06:50 AM PST by Labyrinthos
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To: JZoback
Son: "What's your full name" ?

BigMac nopickles Smith

ROFLMAO

79 posted on 11/08/2003 6:19:20 AM PST by varon
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To: rhema
Mu neighbor's kid, Purina, was nearly eaten by a pit bull.
80 posted on 11/08/2003 6:23:34 AM PST by Consort
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