Black XXII: "Right's Been Fergotten!!"

The MudCave | 4 November 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Right's Been Fergotten!!"
(To be sung to the Moody Blues' "Nights in White Satin")

Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend...
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!

"Truth ain't what we're about"..."Clinton LIED before!!"
"Justice will ruin US...Right shan't care anymore!!"
Bless George Dub-YOOOOOO!!
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh-ohh....

Dubyuh's our Leader...he rules our Land...
"We're just feckless poltroons", MODS say, "George's OUR Man!!"

Some try to sell me...dreams of gracious Guv'ment!!
Bush, save our liberty...rule like Reagan did!!
Then, we'll love YOOOOO...
Yes, Right'll love YOOOOO...
We love George Dub-YOOOOO!!

(Mudboy kickin' it on Irish Whistle)

Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend...
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!

Truth, it's got RightWing pissed...must even the score...
Justice and truth IS...Right shan't wait anymore!!
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...

Please FReep..."The Gathering" Looms...
HardRight's Fate...we're Lib'rals' Doom!!
Embittered Sheeple...shall rise and repent...
The Lib'ral haze lifted...energy well-spent!!
Compassionate Dubyuh...wrestles 'gainst S.C.U.M.!!*
ModerateMan cries "Dubyuh, yer The One!!"
Bush Senior's the oak...the acorn, his son...
FReeper denizens, fight like yer young...
Bold-hearted George just rules fer Right!!
Remove Big guv'ment from our site...
Left is Dead...behold what's right!!
Next, we decide when to fight...
Or become a Colluder?!!

Mudboy Slim

[Luis Gonzalez]

Hey Mud!

Whatcha doin' diggin' up all this old stuff?

I didn't even remember the "Rock Usama" bit, I guess I need to update it now.

[Landru]

"PC Crowd? It sure as hell wasn't me! I'm so un-PC I'm nearly PC now *LOL*"

*There* you are, ya little rascal! {g}

So you're claiming to have come full-circle, Lass?
That right?
Well I for one am *dizzied* by such turn of events but still, I don't believe it! :^)

Good to see you're still knocking around, Doll.

...your absence really concernd me, y'know.

[Conspiracy Guy]

I wrote this about my good friend Richard Scrushy. I had about 1000 shares of HealthSouth stock. Then a couple of years ago there was an article in the local paper on a Sunday about Richard auditioning young female singers to sponsor a Girl Band like the Spice Girls. A little red light started blicking in my head. Monday morning I dumped my stock. That was around the peak. While I tried to warn a lot of friends, they wouldn't listen. Some of my friends and may others lost their behinds. He acts like Bill Clinton.

Liberal Lament

Your goose I hope will soon be cooked,
The oven is preheating.
The caviar and wine are gone,
Soon prison food you’re eating.
On 60 minutes you talked loud,
With Congress plead the 5th.
You stole from those who trusted you,
They bought your stock, a myth.
They lost a lot while more you spent,
You’ve shown no sign of sorrow.
Well they still hurt but you will too,
How soon it comes tomorrow.
Eighty-Five indictments,
Surely some will stick.
No probation no parole,
You’ll sit there like a brick.
No more parties no more waste,
No more eating sushi.
I hope you get the maximum,
You deserve it Scrushy.

Flurry 11/05/03

[MeekOneGOP]

hehe ! I don't know. I don't think I have seen this Herbert Ko'nfeld fella
before ! A mind is a terrible thing to waste alright, lol !

CBS had their #1 PR guy make the following announcement yesterday.

CBS will not broadcast THE REAGANS
on November 16 and 18. This decision
is based solely on our reaction to
seeing the final film, not the controversy
that erupted around a draft of the script.

I fixed that pic up yesterday for that thread ...

[Mudboy Slim]

Good to see ya, HG...don't be such a stranger!!

Utmost FReegards to one of Black's valued CelebrityJudges...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Whatcha doin' diggin' up all this old stuff?"

If'n it made it on the Black threads, it don't never git old, just regurgitated...really do like yer take on Ol' FReedom Road.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...my good friend Richard Scrushy. I had about 1000 shares of HealthSouth stock. Then a couple of years ago there was an article in the local paper on a Sunday about Richard auditioning young female singers to sponsor a Girl Band like the Spice Girls. A little red light started blicking in my head. Monday morning I dumped my stock."

Sounds like a TeeVee commercial I remember...LOL!! I enjoy seeing these corporate Titans bite the big one as much as the next guy, but you gotta admit BigCorporateCriminals often get what's coming to 'em (see Milken, Boeskie, etc.), but BigGuv'mentCriminals NEVER do!! Why can't the little guy LOATHE BigGuv'mentCriminals with the same passion they LOATHE BigCorporateCriminals?! If they did, Slick Willie would be wearin high heels and short shorts fer his PrisonCellRomeo by now!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...I like the poem.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Because the political elite protect each other. Let's file a civil suit against slick.

[Mudboy Slim]

"CBS will not broadcast THE REAGANS on November 16 and 18. This decision is based solely on our reaction to seeing the final film, not the controversy that erupted around a draft of the script."

ROFLMAO...That makes me laugh every time I see it...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Because the political elite protect each other."

I wouldn't have agreed with that statement three years ago, but I do now.

"Let's file a civil suit against slick."

If I knew how to start such a movement, I most certainly would. Fact is, Slick Willie endangered our National Security with his Chi-Com treason, yet we're still paying him a fat pension and assorted bennies...makes me SICK!!

FReegards...MUD

[Happygal]

~blushing like a leprechaun caught with his pants down~

Dan, ye need never worry about me! *S*
When I'm quiet! I'm happy!!! *LOL*

As for hitting full circle! Well, um, no! I'm not yet sage enough to claim that! Although, the more I hear, the more grey creeps into this blonde head!! *LOL* (Thank God for the wonders of bleach! *LOL*)

BUT!!!!! I am truly delighted to touch base with my you Dan! My guru, extraordinaire! *S*

..thank you for caring! *S*

[Happygal]

Thanks Mud!!! *S*

Sorry for not being around much.

Do I still keep celebrity judge status even though I've not been about? *L*

[Conspiracy Guy]

It is unnerving.

[Mudboy Slim]

Yeah, HG, we've reserved a place for you amongst the Pantheon of CelebrityJudges...

"FWIW...The Righteous Shall Triumph!!"
(To be sung to Buffalo Springfield's "For What It's Worth")

There's somethin' happenin' here...it ain't Right...Vile Left, they Rule by Fear!!
ATF men in a tank over there, slaughterin' kids whilst they knelt in prayer!!
It's high time we INDICT T-Mac...PUNK Dem's Clown!!
DNC Chairman...who killed Ron Brown?!!

There's bad men doin' Wrong...They'll win The Fight, unless the Right is Strong!!
Bold people must speak OUR minds...we're gettin' too much resistance from OUR side!!
It's time we ROUT Lib'rals, TRASH DemClowns!!
High time fer Justice to now Rebound!!

Clinton feels he can't be beat...Med'yuh Poltroons, they're Effete!!
Forgivin' wrongs, Press parrots Slick's LIES!! Most of them say, "Slick Willie's OUR GUY!!"
It's time we STOP DemRATS...Stop DemClowns!!
Big Guv'ment's shakin' OUR Country down!!

Rev-o-lutions start slow...but Limbaugh's Legions shall grow!!
Evil Wins when the Good are afraid!! Step outta line...the time's come fer Right to hold sway!!
We shall INDICT T-Mac...Stop Left's Clown!!
All ya good FReepers, come help us out!!
We gotta STOP Clinton...Crush Slick's Crown!!
Ev'rybody help what's goin' down!!
We're gonna STOP Lib'rals...STOP DemClowns!!
Destroy Lib'ralism...let's do it NOW!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"DNC Chairman...Who Killed Ron Brown?!!"

"I am too old to go to jail," Brown loudly proclaimed. "If I go down, I'll take everyone else down with me."
Loose Lips Seal His [Brown's] Fate

Just wonderin'...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"The Times They Are A'Changin'"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "The Times They Are A-Changin'")

Come gather round, Sheeple...in office and home...
And admit that corruption in DeeCee has grown!!
Then, demand that Slick's TREASON shall not be condoned!!
WE MUST FIGHT!! OUR Nation's worth savin'!!
Country, better stop sleepin' or yer souls Left will own...
Folks, the times they are a'changin'...

Come, blow-dried twit Networks who tyrannize with your "spin"...
EX-Prez'dent has spied...WE MUST RE-IMPEACH HIM!!
And indict Bill's goons...then WE'LL IMPRISON SLICK!!
Yes, Limbaugh's sellin' TRUTH 'bout Slick's TREASON!!
Left's poltroons, they know, Right'll be FReepin' the Net!!
Press, the times they are a'changin'...

Come Senators, Congressmen, please heed our call...
Please stand up fer Justice...please tear down Slick's walls!!
Folks, watch how you vote...'cuz we're watchin' y'all!!
Battle fer hearts and minds rages...
We'll soon FReep yer meetings and clatter yer halls...
Pols, the times they are a'changin'...

Come mothers and fathers throughout the Land...
Look in yer kids' eyes...they are yer Scottish Clan...
Yer sons and yer daughters...look to you, MAKE YER STAND!!!
Left's Cold War has moved to this Nation!!
Please get out and help us...AIN'T PATRIOTISM GRAND?!!
Parents, the times they are a'changin'...

(Excellent harp jammin')

The line has been drawn...foundation's been cast!!
WE'LL DE-FAME LEFT NOW...THEN, IMPRISON SLICK LAST!!
Welcome Prez'dent Bush...Ashcroft, Kick Some A$$!!
New World Order is rapidly fadin'!!
And the People's Power'll be returned at last...
Ohhh, the times they are a'changin'!!

Mudboy Slim and the Extremists

BTW...The Times Are A'Changin'...
THE LEFT'S DEAD!!! Long Live What's Right!!

[Conspiracy Guy]

When it comes to the reign of the Dark Lord, anything is possible.

[backhoe]

Was Ron Brown Assassinated? Take Two....

[Mudboy Slim]

"Late Defeats Leave Little Margin Fer Error (UVA Football)"

"The running game has been unproductive, the pass rush inconsistent, the coverage shaky and the punting of sophomore Tom Hagan bordering on disastrous. That’s not a good formula for “winning the month,” but this Virginia team always is full of surprises."

Next three games are HUGH...MUD

[Landru]

"Dan, ye need never worry about me!"

That's nonesense.
It's my worry & I'll do with it as I choose.

"*S*"

Aye, smile all you want.
It won't get you *anywhere* with Landru because rmember, Landru's a computer run amok (& too big for it's britches).

"When I'm quiet! I'm happy!!! *LOL*"

Hmmmmmm...
When a Lady's *both* quiet and happy?
I'm compelled to wonder whatever in the world could've been responsible for putting her into such a state of mind?
Naturally it's my years of experience dealing with women responsible for my line of reasoning, Angel.
Same experience, BTW, telling me to not probe any deeper into this than I alreay have, too. :o)

"As for hitting full circle! Well, um, no! I'm not yet sage enough to claim that! Although, the more I hear, the more grey creeps into this blonde head!! *LOL* (Thank God for the wonders of bleach! *LOL*)"

Baloney!!
You forget I'm married to a [real] Redhead; &, redheads have *much* in common with blondes!
The main & most noticable attribute being they do *not* grey hardly a'tall until in their later 50s.
So c'mon, talk to me.
What kinda angle are ya trying to play on ol' Landru, hmmmmmmm?
I *already* love ya to bits, so, what's left? ;^)

"BUT!!!!! I am truly delighted to touch base with my you Dan!

>?<
Kind of a Miyao Angelou only a white boy version?

"My guru, extraordinaire! *S*"

HA!!
Well hell's bells here, I'd better get "in character" then.
Lemme take off my Nehru jacket & geton down with you into the full lotus position.
There...ohhhhhhhh.
OMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmm. {g}

"...thank you for caring! *S*"

...thank you for letting me, Angel.