KIDS ASK DOUG FROM UPLAND - No. 2

dfu | 11-3-03 | dfu

[doug from upland]

KIDS ASK DOUG FROM UPLAND: No. 1
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Dear Doug from Upland:

My teacher, Mrs. (redacted), told us yesterday that President Bush lied to us when he told us there were nuclear weapons in Iraq? Did he really lie about that?

James, age 10
Santa Cruz, CA

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James, I am afraid your teacher is either misinformed or is trying to fill your little heads with mush. Let's give her the benefit of the doubt and believe she is just misinformed and not using her forum for brainwashing for the DemocRATic Party.

The President did not say that there were nuclear weapons in Iraq. He actually said that they had a program whose goal is to acquire nuclear weapons. What do you suppose he would do with nuclear weapons if he were able to deliver them?

Your teacher, by the way, is not alone in spreading this nonsense. Ted Kennedy said the same thing on the Sean Hannity radio show. Andy Rooney just said it on 60 Minutes. And most of the nine DemocRATS running for president are telling lies about the president on a daily basis.

Please have your parents visit your teacher and demand that she retract her false statement. Statements such as those are hurting are country and may hurt the morale of our troops. If your teacher will not clear the record, I suggest that your parents demand that you be placed in another class where stinking lies do not flow like cheap Ripple Wine at a fraternity party.

Your friend,
Doug from Upland

[farmfriend]

bttt

[ErnBatavia]

Daer Mr. Doug From Upland,

I have lied. I don't know if I should stand up and admit it to my classmates. What should I do?

Also, Mr. Doug - what is cellulite?

Thank you in advance.

Hillary from Chicago

[doug from upland]

Are we going to have another night here like last night?

[what's up]

Dear Mr. Upland: My names is Suzie.

My Mom is teaching me to take a bath and change my clothes everyday.

My question is: Why doesn't Bill Clinton's wife ever change her pantsuit?

Thanks for your answer, Suzie

[ladylib]

Dear Doug from Upland:

All my teachers say that President Bush is an idiot and kills babies in foreign lands, and they all want us to watch that CBS program on President Reagan.

Should I ask them to homeschool me?

[ladylib]

"them" - my parents.

[the lone wolf]

Dear Doug from Upland:

Why do the Democrats use a jackass as their symbol?

Thanks is advance,

The lone wolf

[doug from upland]

Why do I think that some posters here are really children? :)

[Gumption]

LOL!

I don't know why I think this is so funny, but I laugh at every reply.

Keep up the great work Doug.

[cavtrooper21]

Dear Doug from Upland,
I have decided to spare you(how merciful of me, eh?)and to tell you that although my son is only four and a half, he thinks Free Republic is cool(thats 'cause Dad likes it!).
He says that as soon as he is old enough to get on the computer he will have lots of questions for Doug from Upland...
Cavtrooper21 and CT21jr.

[Syncro]

Hay Steve! (kind of an obsure reference...)

I think you got a little carried away here:

If your teacher will not clear the record, I suggest that your parents demand that you be placed in another class where stinking lies do not flow like cheap Ripple Wine at a fraternity party.

I mean, do ya think this little kid is going to get the meaning there?

LOL

Maybe if you signed it...

Your friend,
Dougie from Upland

Good post, I am going to look at the first one now, I missed it.

[4mycountry]

Dear Doug from upland,

Why is it that when Clinton says there are WMDs and Sadam needs to be taken down, it's ok, but when Bush says that, he's a liar and a bad person?

Thanx,
Sarah

[doug from upland]

I will be pleased to answer them.

[Gumption]

I would like you to repond to little Sarah's question in reply #13 because I'm stumped.

[doug from upland]

Bush is called a liar because the RATS cannot stand to be out of power. They would rather see America fail.

[tet68]

D. Are you getting many questions from "Actual" children?
I'm afraid I succumbed to my baser instincts last night and
have since mended my ways as you requested.

Your friend TeT68.

[doug from upland]

For those who don't get it, this series is fiction and designed to stick it to the RAT bastards. It might make a cute book. Although it is fiction, it will really hit close to home for those who want power so badly that they don't care about troop morale and supporting the commander in chief.

[BobS]

Dear Doug from Upland,

Why does Chelsea look like Mr. Hubble?

[BobS]

Dear Doug from Upland,

Why does Chelsea look like Mr. Hubble?