Posted on 10/23/2003 10:26:08 AM PDT by Sir Gawain
How many freepers does it take to change a light bulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
53 to flame the spell checkers
41 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...
another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
156 to email the moderators complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy"
109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ
44 to ask what is a "FAQ"
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again
I knew that would happen. "Already Posted" was in several other replies. I just had to do that to Meeky.
ROFL....Yeah, and 350 to say the thread about light bulb changing has been posted already. Can't people do searches? Geeze!!!
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Thanks for complying with light bulb threads rules by posting the mandatory lightbulb picture. |
Who needs light when you have truth?
14 Freepers posting zot kitty pictures of zot kitties
installing the light bulb. So, zero Freepers and only
one Freeper zot kitty per light bulb, actually.
(Hey, if a kitty can shoot a gun, or drive a car, fixing
a light bulb is easy!)
"I knew that would happen. "Already Posted" "
HEY!! This already posted gag has already been posted!!
bump! bump! bump! :^)
Ouch! I think I killed it..:-(
bump! bump! bump! :^)
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1294847/posts
See, I told you so!!! :-)
Or did I??
hehe! :^)
BTTT
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BTTT SNICKER
Who's sister was bitten by a light bulb?
Please add me to the light bulb ping list. Thanks!
“1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again?”
How about 7 years from “now”? :-)
Hey, look, a chicken!
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