1 posted on
10/21/2003 9:54:44 AM PDT by
UnklGene
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To: UnklGene
This has to be a joke.
To: UnklGene; *puff_list; Just another Joe; Great Dane; Max McGarrity; Tumbleweed_Connection; ...
34 posted on
10/21/2003 10:16:15 AM PDT by
SheLion
(Curiosity killed the cat BUT satisfaction brought her back!!!)
To: UnklGene
This is why the earth spins on its axis. We've been powering the planet all along and just didn't realize our collective strength in numbers.
35 posted on
10/21/2003 10:16:20 AM PDT by
ZOTnot
To: Bacon Man
Killer!
37 posted on
10/21/2003 10:17:15 AM PDT by
Xenalyte
(I may not agree with your bumper sticker, but I'll defend to the death your right to stick it)
To: UnklGene; martin_fierro
The average American produces a staggering three pints of gas and breaks wind 14 to 23 times daily.More America bashing! Now they're gettin' personal! Good thing I'm not an "Average American".
I'm more an "Above Average American". I can clear an elevator in 3 seconds. Who can beat that?
<|:-)~~
38 posted on
10/21/2003 10:17:21 AM PDT by
JoeSixPack1
(POW/MIA Bring 'em Home, Or Send us Back!! Semper Fi)
To: Bacon Man; Allegra
And while I'm thinking about it, the Dread Boston Salty also has quite lethal potentiality.
39 posted on
10/21/2003 10:17:36 AM PDT by
Xenalyte
(I may not agree with your bumper sticker, but I'll defend to the death your right to stick it)
To: UnklGene
Its all those
d@mn vegans eating too many beans instead of fresh meat, like we were designed to eat.
40 posted on
10/21/2003 10:17:55 AM PDT by
ZULU
To: UnklGene
To: UnklGene
I believe it! My old officemate used to eat burritos with wing sauce for lunch - a couple of hours later, that office was UNBEARABLE.
44 posted on
10/21/2003 10:23:17 AM PDT by
nina0113
To: UnklGene
Abigail
Mass Murderer48 posted on
10/21/2003 10:28:38 AM PDT by
Skooz
(All Hail the Mighty Kansas City Chiefs: 7-0 baby)
To: UnklGene
Follow the links. It's a Weekly World News article.
51 posted on
10/21/2003 10:31:24 AM PDT by
Junior
(Kinky is using a feather. Sick is using the whole chicken.)
To: UnklGene
So,I guess we need to call our Congressman and demand "bean control" legislation!
To: UnklGene
I wonder if my health plan covers this, my wife and kids are doomed.
56 posted on
10/21/2003 10:36:31 AM PDT by
BBell
To: UnklGene
This should make everyone think twice before "lighting up."
To: UnklGene
Tom Daschle is concerned... deeply concerned.
To: UnklGene
Your Honor, I object. Phhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Clunk.
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To: UnklGene
War has been declared on beans-what next?
Look for someone with a lot of powerful friends in government, to invent a catalytic converter, for human anuses, and have the Government enact a law requiring that everyone be equipped with one.
76 posted on
10/21/2003 10:58:21 AM PDT by
F.J. Mitchell
(The war on drugs is a tax-payer financed affirmative action program for drug dealers.)
To: UnklGene
If true, this is at last something to assail the veggie eating, fart producing, second hand gas machines known as PETA freaks.
77 posted on
10/21/2003 11:00:05 AM PDT by
Ursus arctos horribilis
("It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees!" Emiliano Zapata 1879-1919)
To: UnklGene
"You stained my Pilgrim hat, buttpipe!"
81 posted on
10/21/2003 11:01:06 AM PDT by
CFC__VRWC
(AIDS, abortion, euthanasia - don't liberals just kill ya?)
To: UnklGene
WOW. If true, Mr. Methane could be out of work.
Don't know Mr. Methane? He has a number of, shall we say, unusual albums, including a Christmas album. Samples can be heard at MrMethane.com
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