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To: UnklGene; martin_fierro
The average American produces a staggering three pints of gas and breaks wind 14 to 23 times daily.

More America bashing! Now they're gettin' personal! Good thing I'm not an "Average American".

I'm more an "Above Average American". I can clear an elevator in 3 seconds. Who can beat that?

<|:-)~~

38 posted on 10/21/2003 10:17:21 AM PDT by JoeSixPack1 (POW/MIA Bring 'em Home, Or Send us Back!! Semper Fi)
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To: JoeSixPack1
With pickeled eggs and beer..I can do it in 2.5.
72 posted on 10/21/2003 10:54:27 AM PDT by crz
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