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With half his brain tied behind his back [Ann Coulter]
WND.com ^ | Oct 15, 2003 | Ann Coulter

Posted on 10/15/2003 4:36:12 PM PDT by perfect stranger

So liberals have finally found a drug addict they don't like. And unlike the Lackawanna Six – those high-spirited young lads innocently seeking adventure in an al-Qaida training camp in Afghanistan – liberals could find no excuses for Rush Limbaugh.

After years of the mainstream media assuring us that Rush was a has-been, a nobody, yesterday's news – the Rush painkiller story was front-page news last week. (Would anyone care if Howell Raines committed murder?) The airwaves and print media were on red alert with Rush's admission that, after an unsuccessful spinal operation a few years ago, he became addicted to powerful prescription painkillers.

Rush Limbaugh's misfortune is apparently a bigger story than his nearly $300 million radio contract signed two years ago. That was the biggest radio contract in broadcasting history. Yet there are only 12 documents on LexisNexis that reported it. The New York Times didn't take notice of Rush's $300 million radio contract, but a few weeks later, put Bill Clinton's comparatively measly $10 million book contract on its front page. Meanwhile, in the past week alone, LexisNexis has accumulated more than 50 documents with the words "Rush Limbaugh and hypocrisy." That should make up for the 12 documents on his $300 million radio contract.

The reason any conservative's failing is always major news is that it allows liberals to engage in their very favorite taunt: Hypocrisy! Hypocrisy is the only sin that really inflames them. Inasmuch as liberals have no morals, they can sit back and criticize other people for failing to meet the standards that liberals simply renounce. It's an intriguing strategy. By openly admitting to being philanderers, draft dodgers, liars, weasels and cowards, liberals avoid ever being hypocrites.

At least Rush wasn't walking into church carrying a 10-pound Bible before rushing back to the Oval Office for sodomy with Monica Lewinsky. He wasn't enforcing absurd sexual harassment guidelines while dropping his pants in front of a half-dozen subordinates. (Evidently, Clinton wasn't a hypocrite because no one was supposed to take seriously the notion that he respected women or believed in God.)

Rush has hardly been the anti-drug crusader liberals suggest. Indeed, Rush hasn't had much to say about drugs at all since that spinal operation. The Rush Limbaugh quote that has been endlessly recited in the last week to prove Rush's rank "hypocrisy" is this, made eight years ago: "Drug use, some might say, is destroying this country. And we have laws against selling drugs, pushing drugs, using drugs, importing drugs. ... And so if people are violating the law by doing drugs, they ought to be accused and they ought to be convicted and they ought to be sent up."

What precisely are liberals proposing that Rush should have said to avoid their indignant squeals of "hypocrisy"? Announce his support for the wide and legal availability of a prescription painkiller that may have caused him to go deaf and nearly ruined his career and wrecked his life? I believe that would have been both evil and hypocritical.

Or is it simply that Rush should not have become addicted to painkillers in the first place? Well, no, I suppose not. You've caught us: Rush has a flaw. And yet, the wily hypocrite does not support flaws!

When a conservative can be the biggest thing in talk radio, earning $30 million a year and attracting 20 million devoted listeners every week – all while addicted to drugs – I'll admit liberals have reason to believe that conservatives are some sort of super-race, incorruptible by original sin. But the only perfect man hasn't walked the Earth for 2,000 years. In liberals' worldview, any conservative who is not Jesus Christ is ipso facto a "hypocrite" for not publicly embracing dissolute behavior the way liberals do.

In fact, Rush's behavior was not all that dissolute. There is a fundamental difference between taking any drug – legal, illegal, prescription, protected by the 21st Amendment or banned by Michael Bloomberg – for kicks and taking a painkiller for pain.

There is a difference morally and a difference legally. While slamming Rush, Harvard Law professor Alan Dershowitz recently told Wolf Blitzer, "Generally, people who illegally buy prescription drugs are not prosecuted, whereas people who illegally buy cocaine and heroin are prosecuted." What would the point be? Just say no to back surgery?

I haven't checked with any Harvard Law professors, but I'm pretty sure that, generally, adulterous drunks who drive off bridges and kill girls are prosecuted. Ah, but Teddy Kennedy supports adultery and public drunkenness – so at least you can't call him a hypocrite! That must provide great consolation to Mary Jo Kopechne's parents.

I have a rule about not feeling sorry for people worth $300 million, but I'm feeling sentimental. Evan Thomas wrote a cover story on Rush for Newsweek this week that was so vicious it read like conservative satire. Thomas called Rush a "schlub," "socially ill at ease," an Elmer Gantry, an actor whose "act has won over, or fooled, a lot of people." He compared Rush to the phony TV evangelist Jim Bakker and recommended that Rush start to "make a virtue out of honesty." (Liberals can lie under oath in legal proceedings and it's a "personal matter." Conservatives must scream their every failing from the rooftops or they are "liars.")

As is standard procedure for profiles of conservatives, Newsweek gathered quotes on Rush from liberals, ex-wives and dumped dates. Covering himself, Thomas ruefully remarked that "it's hard to find many people who really know him." Well, there was me, Evan! But I guess Newsweek didn't have room for the quotes I promptly sent back to the Newsweek researchers. I could have even corrected Newsweek's absurd account of how Rush met his current wife. (It's kind of cute, too: She was a fan who began arguing with him about something he said on air.)

Thomas also made the astute observation that "Rush Limbaugh has always had far more followers than friends." Needless to say, this floored those of us who were shocked to discover that Rush does not have 20 million friends.

So the guy I really feel sorry for is Evan Thomas. How would little Evan fare in any competitive media? Any followers? Any fans? Any readers at all? And he's not even addicted to painkillers! This week, Rush proved his motto: He really can beat liberals with half his brain tied behind his back.


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Editorial; Government
KEYWORDS: anncoulter; evanthomas; liberals; newsweek; rush
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To: PhilipFreneau; Kleon
Actually, the 'Toon's book deals have been mentioned on the front page of the Slimes quite a few times.
121 posted on 10/16/2003 12:08:33 AM PDT by AFPhys (((PRAYING for: President Bush & advisors, troops & families, Americans)))
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To: Radix
Thought you would appreciate this column by Ann.
122 posted on 10/16/2003 12:31:43 AM PDT by kayak (The Vast, Right-Wing Conspiracy is truly Vast! [JohnHuang2])
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To: jsbankston
Incessent severe neuropathic pain from failed spinal surgery requires a different plane of existence, one hardly worth living.

Without adequate pain meds, a cocktail including muscle relaxers and neuropathic meds such as Neurontin with some sort of sleeping pill, Rush may not be able to move or sleep. The injured nerves are on fire; alone, the body and mind fail from exhaustion. Forget golf and well researched, pleasant, informative conversations 3 hours a day.

Burning, stabbing, grinding pain along the entire spine simply overwhelms the body and soul. One's brain, even if one half tied behind the back, sits atop a constant firestorm.

Been there.
123 posted on 10/16/2003 12:41:34 AM PDT by SevenDaysInMay (Federal judges and justices serve for periods of good behavior, not life. Article III sec. 1)
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To: jsbankston
Incessent severe neuropathic pain from failed spinal surgery requires a different plane of existence, one hardly worth living.

Without pain meds, muscle relaxers and neuropathic meds such as Neurontin, Rush may not be able to move or sleep. Forget golf and well researched, pleasant, informative conversations 3 hours a day.

Burning, stabbing, grinding pain along the entire spine simply overwhelms the body and soul. One's brain sits atop a firestorm.

Been there.
124 posted on 10/16/2003 12:56:12 AM PDT by SevenDaysInMay (Federal judges and justices serve for periods of good behavior, not life. Article III sec. 1)
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To: perfect stranger
L.A. Times: did you report this?

At least Rush wasn't walking into church carrying a 10-pound Bible before rushing back to the Oval Office for sodomy with Monica Lewinsky. He wasn't enforcing absurd sexual harassment guidelines while dropping his pants in front of a half-dozen subordinates.

125 posted on 10/16/2003 7:16:53 AM PDT by GOPJ
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To: perfect stranger
To Ann Coulter, wherever you are:

Thank you.

So the guy I really feel sorry for is Evan Thomas. How would little Evan fare in any competitive media? Any followers? Any fans? Any readers at all? And he's not even addicted to painkillers! This week, Rush proved his motto: He really can beat liberals with half his brain tied behind his back.

126 posted on 10/16/2003 7:25:58 AM PDT by GOPJ
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To: perfect stranger
When she's good — which seems to be most of the time — Ann is very, very good.

And this is good.

Dan
128 posted on 10/16/2003 7:27:04 AM PDT by BibChr ("...behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what wisdom is in them?" [Jer. 8:9])
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To: Lancey Howard

COULTER = HOT!!!

129 posted on 10/16/2003 7:33:49 AM PDT by jetson
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To: perfect stranger
Ann, If you read FR, it was wonderful meeting you at the Yankees game last night. We'll get 'em tonight...
130 posted on 10/16/2003 7:38:49 AM PDT by presidio9 (Countdown to 27 World Championships...)
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To: SevenDaysInMay
I'm still there. I have 2 herniated disks in the lumbar spine caused by scoliosis and because of my age I'm not considered a good risk for surgery. I'm on Neurontin now and it just takes the edge off. I take Elevil at night to sleep. The problem then is trying to stand after lying down for 8 hours. I never thought coughing or sneezing could be so "exciting". Sitting, walking or standing comfortably is a memory. I'm only 53 and I've been told to "get used to it" cause it's not going to get better. I can sympathise with Rush. Especially when you get to the point that you want just an hour pain free. Just an hour.
131 posted on 10/16/2003 8:10:52 AM PDT by DJ MacWoW ("I'm gonna need a hacksaw" - Jack Bauer)
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To: jsbankston
It worries me that the pundits maintain that Rush's addiction is not all that bad because he is addicted to prescription drugs ... I don't think they are saying this at all. What many are saying is that Rushs' path to addiction is starkly different from the typical street junkie. He was not seeking a new high, or a way to drop out. Doctors were trying to help him deal with pain. You are absolutely right. His addiction is no less than the junkies, or easier to cure. Anyone who does not sympathize with this aspect of his situation is blinded by hate. HOWEVER, if Rush then bought drugs ILLEGALLY, then he made a choice, and that choice has consequences.
132 posted on 10/16/2003 8:35:03 AM PDT by bobsatwork
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To: perfect stranger
The reason any conservative's failing is always major news is that it allows liberals to engage in their very favorite taunt: Hypocrisy! Hypocrisy is the only sin that really inflames them. Inasmuch as liberals have no morals, they can sit back and criticize other people for failing to meet the standards that liberals simply renounce. It's an intriguing strategy. By openly admitting to being philanderers, draft dodgers, liars, weasels and cowards, liberals avoid ever being hypocrites.

In this pithy paragraph, Ann has captured a facet of the great double standard which permeates all of society, not just the media. BTTT.

133 posted on 10/16/2003 8:49:02 AM PDT by irgbar-man (Get Well, Rush!)
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To: My2Cents
I didn't check to see if you'd been by this way. It's another great one by Ann. When the immoral and scummy lib/dems get to you, her articles are positively cathartic.
134 posted on 10/16/2003 9:17:42 AM PDT by anniegetyourgun
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To: perfect stranger
Brilliant.
135 posted on 10/16/2003 9:24:49 AM PDT by hobbes1 ( Hobbes1TheOmniscient® "I know everything so you don't have to" ;)
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To: anniegetyourgun
That's an interesting take on Ann.

This one was definitely one of her best.
136 posted on 10/16/2003 10:18:39 AM PDT by GulliverSwift (It's time to recall W spokesman Scott McClellan)
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To: Pahuanui
[ #24..That's vicious? Coulter never could write particularly well, and now it's clear she can't read with any facility, either. ]

She was quoteing others Shlubster....

137 posted on 10/16/2003 11:37:10 AM PDT by hosepipe
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To: perfect stranger


Bump for Ann!
138 posted on 10/16/2003 11:38:22 AM PDT by Rummyfan
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To: ThatsAllFolks2
If she had meant "immediate," one would assume, given her law school background, she would have used the word "immediate."

YOU might assume that, but you would be wrong. Mentioning a fact in passing a month after it was news is not reporting the story, period, no matter how you try to spin it.

139 posted on 10/16/2003 12:35:17 PM PDT by Timesink
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To: perfect stranger
Thanks Ann!

"So liberals have finally found a drug addict they don't like."

"When a conservative can be the biggest thing in talk radio, earning $30 million a year and attracting 20 million devoted listeners every week – all while addicted to drugs – I'll admit liberals have reason to believe that conservatives are some sort of super-race."

"(Liberals can lie under oath in legal proceedings and it's a "personal matter." Conservatives must scream their every failing from the rooftops or they are "liars.")"

140 posted on 10/16/2003 1:04:06 PM PDT by Kay Soze (Post 9-11 We can’t allow ourselves to be endangered by doubters (Dems) of our right to be safe.)
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