[2ndDivisionVet]

I think they've finally lost their minds.

[Perdogg]

Hillary is going to have to keep Joe silent about the deal Joe made with Obama.

[Jonty30]

It’s genius, actually. As criminal as the Democratic party os, Joe’s hands are clean if only because he is kept out of all major meetings.

If Hillary becomes President, Biden will also be kept out of all the major meetings. If things go bad for Hilary, as with Obama, Biden can step into the Presidency pardon everybody and then retire.

[Lurkinanloomin]

The Idiot Biden has been the perfect insurance policy for the current _resident.

[TwelveOfTwenty]

I think they've finally lost their minds.

If the MSM wasn't on the Dems side I would agree, but with their help he has beaten us twice.

[Bubba_Leroy]

[Bubba_Leroy]

It makes sense actually.

Hillary gets them the womyn and lesbian vote. Plugs gets them the special needs and dead people vote.

That's most of the Democrat demographic.

[HereInTheHeartland]

My chocolate lab is available to run. My chocolate lab is smarter than Biden, better looking; and would get more votes than would Biden.

[chris37]

Joe Biden is impeachment insurance.

[9thLife]

Oh, now there’s a winning ticket.

[Cry if I Wanna]

Not a chance.

[Sirius Lee]

Slo’ Joe’s virtue is in having both mastered the stump speech, and in redefining “stump”.

[OrangeHoof]

If she nominates Biden, the GOP can quickly tar her as Obama’s Third Term. Surely she’s smart enough not to do that.

Only Republicans are stupid enough to back nominees who latch themselves to unpopular presidents.

[Dr. Sivana]

In the financial world, inflation is defined as “too much money chasing too few goods.”

Only if you are a Keynesian.

Simply put, "It's an increase in the money supply" is closer to the truth.

[bigbob]

Hillary will pick Scott Walker cuz he loves amnesty, or something

[Mr. K]

it’s going to be HilLIARy/Elizabeth Warren and it is going to be extremely hard to beat without a woman (like PALIN) in the GOP Ticket

[Kenny500c]

One word: Gravitas!

[SWAMPSNIPER]

[Elsiejay]

HILLARY as President; America a suicide, self-destructed..

[Kenny Bunk]

I am tired of sending and re-sending this memo, which Mr. Axelrod was kind enough to copy me on.

Here's the Democrat Party Ticket for '16:

POTUS: Joey Plugs
VEEP: Michelle Robinson*

Background:
The Democrats' long-term strategy is to blame the continuing Depression on The Republicans, naturally. The smart money says the real SHTF fan scenario hits in 2018-19. So by coming up with this loser ticket for 2016, the Democrats get to pass the hot potato to ...guess who? They'll take back Congress at the half, and we're off to the races again. Democrats re-solidify their base with the Amish, and the 27 million new Mexicans, taking Congress and the WH in 2020. The new Amerika remains under Democrat Party Iron Rule for the next 150 years.

Schedule of Unforseen Events:
Incredible as it may seem, Republicans could lose in 2016. They just might come up with their usual stellar candidates: something like Dole-McAnus, W's brother, or that weird Mormon Milquetoast guy who says he ain't running. In that case, Joey Plugs is scheduled to shuffle off the mortal coil right after Inauguration Day anyway (Infected Hair Transplant Plugs), leaving Michelle Robinson as POTUS. (*You remember her, she used to be married to some gay guy from Africa and is Jesse Jackson's cousin?) She will appoint Hillary as the new VP.

Ger with the program,Sam, go with the flow, Bro.

[lostboy61]

I saw that movie “ Dumb and Dumber “ already!