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Michele Bachmann, hell's Barbie (Barf - SF Libs nervous)
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | June 29, 2011 | Mark Morford

Posted on 06/29/2011 10:55:51 AM PDT by wac3rd

Meanwhile, while you were sleeping, while you were allowing your attention to wander to issues more pressing, heartwarming and good, such as gay New Yorkers in love and goofy dogs running marathons, easily the most insane and wide-eyed squirrelmonkey pseudo-politician in your lifetime announced that she is hereby running for president of the United States. And by "running" she does not mean putting on those supercute little silver jogging shoes with the funny blinky LED lights in the heels that she saw at DSW that one time, because that would be silly and not make any sense at all, and she wants people to understand she is very serious about this campaign thing and is definitely not as totally loopy bats--t crazy as your demented Aunt Sylvia with the twitchy eye, 23 parakeets and the addiction to little tubes of Oscar Meyer bologna wrapped around a fistful of oxycodone.

Except, of course, that she totally is.

Yes, Michele Bachmann is running for president. Michele Bachmann, fundamentalist Christian zealot, paranoid isolationist, lowbrow conspiracy theorist, heavily shellacked automaton, anti-choice anti-gay anti-everything neo-Stepford throwback and easily the flat-out nuttiest female ever to raise a hugely depressing $13 million for her clumsy campaign launch, Michele wants to lead us all to salvation.

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(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...


TOPICS: California; Campaign News
KEYWORDS: bachamann; bachmann; economy; globalism; isolationist; liberalism; morford; sandinhispanties; sanfrancisco
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The Chronicle's purveyor of snarky one-liners is doing what all Liberals do...projection...his intensity and white-hot hatred of Bachmann (or any Conservative) shows his fear of Obama running on his own record, which is, dismal, at best.
1 posted on 06/29/2011 10:55:56 AM PDT by wac3rd
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Wow. Clinical hysteria.
2 posted on 06/29/2011 10:57:45 AM PDT by SMARTY ("Educate men without religion and you make of them but clever devils. " Arthur Wellesley)
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To: wac3rd

He think he’s being cool and funny while everyone sees him as the immature little ‘man” he is . . . provided he is really a “man”


3 posted on 06/29/2011 10:58:12 AM PDT by A_Former_Democrat (EX Congressman Anthony Weiner: "Celebrate 'Perversity'")
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To: wac3rd

And Miss Morford soils his Depends once again.


4 posted on 06/29/2011 10:59:23 AM PDT by Noumenon ("One man with courage is a majority." - Thomas Jefferson)
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I’m officially willing to support Bachmann just based on the Left and MSMs disdain for her.


5 posted on 06/29/2011 11:00:32 AM PDT by arderkrag (Georgia is God's Country.----------In the same way Rush is balance, I am consensus.)
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To: wac3rd
Morfodite Alert!

You have been warned.

6 posted on 06/29/2011 11:01:50 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (Serenity now!)
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To: A_Former_Democrat

They don’t like conservatives...but the real reason they don’t like Michele, Sarah, and several others is answered right in the article

fundamentalist Christian

That scares lefties more than anything


7 posted on 06/29/2011 11:02:13 AM PDT by BubbaJunebug
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To: wac3rd

That rhetoric looks familiar. ;-)


8 posted on 06/29/2011 11:03:33 AM PDT by familyop ("Wanna cigarette? You're never too young to start." --Deacon, "Waterworld")
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To: wac3rd

Hissy journalism.


9 posted on 06/29/2011 11:04:24 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: wac3rd

Typical of the vulgar misogynist left.


10 posted on 06/29/2011 11:06:36 AM PDT by School of Rational Thought ("The proposition that the government is always right is manifested either in corruption or benefits)
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To: wac3rd

Typical of the vulgar misogynist left.


11 posted on 06/29/2011 11:06:48 AM PDT by School of Rational Thought ("The proposition that the government is always right is manifested either in corruption or benefits)
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To: familyop

We don’t see Miss Morford’s puke very often, here, so changes are noticeable. (S)he seems to be much creepier than before; dangerously creepy. I can see Morford and its like doing something violent.


12 posted on 06/29/2011 11:07:24 AM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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Mark “Read me, I’m witty” Morford is kind of an embarrassment to the Chronicle, IMO.


13 posted on 06/29/2011 11:09:14 AM PDT by GSWarrior
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You know, Mark Morford used to be shocking.

But with the insanity emanating from Washington the last 3 years, Mark seems tame these days.

He's gonna have to up his game.

14 posted on 06/29/2011 11:09:26 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Until Obama, has there ever been, in history, a Traitorous Ruler?)
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I’m convinced that Morford is a sodomizer, and hates women because he wants to be one and isn’t. I suspect that Miss Morford wishes he were a woman, so that he could get pregnant and then commit an abortion.


15 posted on 06/29/2011 11:09:51 AM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: A_Former_Democrat

He partakes in sword swallowing, per his own admission.

He is one of the same people who think Obama is so, so smart. Palin and Bachmann are not Ivy Leaguers, and could never understand how bright a Crypto-Marxist thinks and how “Progressive” policies of open borders, appeasement of Islam, abortion or homosexual advocacy are for the “smart people.”

The “Backwater Barbie” scares the crap out of someone like Morford, who hates logic and hard work, and loves Government programs and redistribution of wealth.


16 posted on 06/29/2011 11:13:07 AM PDT by wac3rd (Somewhere in Hell, Ted Kennedy snickers....)
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"Michele Bachmann,...paranoid isolationist,...heavily shellacked automaton, anti-choice...neo-Stepford throwback..."

There's the author's real problem, and the problem of many others: fear of the slave pool shrinking. The following is much more related than first glance would tell.

China Wants To Construct A 50 Square Mile Self-Sustaining City South Of Boise, Idaho
(one of the "'special economic zones' inside our country")
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2731687/posts


17 posted on 06/29/2011 11:14:13 AM PDT by familyop (Rome was burned in a day--twice.)
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hugely depressing $13 million

Money well spent then. Bat sh_t must be the latest favorite term of the one celled Leftist brain these days since I noticed Maher using it in his Bristol attack the other day.

18 posted on 06/29/2011 11:14:37 AM PDT by throwback ( The object of opening the mind, as of opening the mouth, is to shut it again on something solid)
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How gay.. The gays hate Bachmann and Palin because they are what “they” can never be.. ON their best days they might impersonate Liza Minnelli... in her strangeness....


19 posted on 06/29/2011 11:14:57 AM PDT by hosepipe (This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole...)
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Yes, Michele Bachmann is running for president. Michele Bachmann, fundamentalist Christian zealot, paranoid isolationist, lowbrow conspiracy theorist, heavily shellacked automaton, anti-choice anti-gay anti-everything**********

Hey Morford, I’ll bet she’s not anti-circumcision. No doubt you and your merry little band of gay crusaders are only looking out for the kids.


20 posted on 06/29/2011 11:19:07 AM PDT by bereanway
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