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Michele Bachmann, hell's Barbie (Barf - SF Libs nervous)
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | June 29, 2011 | Mark Morford

Posted on 06/29/2011 10:55:51 AM PDT by wac3rd

Meanwhile, while you were sleeping, while you were allowing your attention to wander to issues more pressing, heartwarming and good, such as gay New Yorkers in love and goofy dogs running marathons, easily the most insane and wide-eyed squirrelmonkey pseudo-politician in your lifetime announced that she is hereby running for president of the United States. And by "running" she does not mean putting on those supercute little silver jogging shoes with the funny blinky LED lights in the heels that she saw at DSW that one time, because that would be silly and not make any sense at all, and she wants people to understand she is very serious about this campaign thing and is definitely not as totally loopy bats--t crazy as your demented Aunt Sylvia with the twitchy eye, 23 parakeets and the addiction to little tubes of Oscar Meyer bologna wrapped around a fistful of oxycodone.

Except, of course, that she totally is.

Yes, Michele Bachmann is running for president. Michele Bachmann, fundamentalist Christian zealot, paranoid isolationist, lowbrow conspiracy theorist, heavily shellacked automaton, anti-choice anti-gay anti-everything neo-Stepford throwback and easily the flat-out nuttiest female ever to raise a hugely depressing $13 million for her clumsy campaign launch, Michele wants to lead us all to salvation.

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(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...


TOPICS: California; Campaign News
KEYWORDS: bachamann; bachmann; economy; globalism; isolationist; liberalism; morford; sandinhispanties; sanfrancisco
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To: wac3rd

He writes like the puss-boy he is. If he wasn’t once a woman, he is now. I had to look at the by-line twice to make sure I was seeing a masculine name. Clearly mis-identified.


21 posted on 06/29/2011 11:20:43 AM PDT by OriginalChristian (The end of America, as founded, began when the first Career Politician was elected...)
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To: wac3rd
Morford - from the Anglo-Saxon "Mo" meaning attention or warning and "Rford" originally "rrrfoooordg" from the result of drinking too much cheap mead.

"Morford" signs can still be seen at the entrances of some British alehouses warning patrons that the floor might be slippery.

22 posted on 06/29/2011 11:21:22 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice! Tea Party extremism is a badge of honor.)
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To: SMARTY

Hard to think of a place that needs salvation more than San Fran Nutsville.


23 posted on 06/29/2011 11:22:39 AM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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To: wac3rd

Hatin’ on women again, eh, Mark? Oh... San Francisco... that explains it.


24 posted on 06/29/2011 11:33:02 AM PDT by ScottinVA (Imagine.... a world without islam.)
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To: Georgia Girl 2

“Meanwhile, while you were sleeping, while you were allowing your attention to wander to issues more pressing, heartwarming and good, such as gay New Yorkers in love and goofy dogs running marathons, easily the most insane and wide-eyed squirrelmonkey pseudo-politician in your lifetime announced that she is hereby running for president of the United States.”

Pelosi declared?


25 posted on 06/29/2011 11:33:09 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (Liberals who graduate from Ivy League schools are the dumbest people on the planet.)
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To: wac3rd

These sore A-holes should *conserve* their ink. This vile idiocy isn’t even fit for bird cage liners, but I think pet birds and goldfish are now outlawed in San Francisco.


26 posted on 06/29/2011 11:33:52 AM PDT by onyx (If you truly like and support Sarah Palin and want on her BUSY Ping List, let me know!)
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To: onyx

Morford has been suspended twice because of his writing. Maybe it is time to complain how ti is offensive and get rid of the morfo.


27 posted on 06/29/2011 11:36:03 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (Liberals who graduate from Ivy League schools are the dumbest people on the planet.)
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To: wac3rd
The Chronicle's purveyor of snarky one-liners is doing what all Liberals do...projection...his intensity and white-hot hatred of Bachmann

This is not hate it is envy. He sees a woman in full glory and he is diminished and exposed as a sick little pervert.

28 posted on 06/29/2011 11:37:34 AM PDT by oldbrowser (Breitbart for a Pulitzer Prize)
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To: oldbrowser
This is not hate it is envy.

It's both ... the little faggot hates himself, and hates what he wants to be but cannot.

29 posted on 06/29/2011 11:40:16 AM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

I’ve never heard of him but I will happily complain if you think it will help.


30 posted on 06/29/2011 11:41:34 AM PDT by onyx (If you truly like and support Sarah Palin and want on her BUSY Ping List, let me know!)
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To: wac3rd

Posting any article from the San Francisco Chronicle points out the insanity of that social disease ridden newspaper. This is total yellow “journalism,” the paper is in its death throes, and what is totally lacking is the concept of journalism! The Chronicle seizes every opportunity to put gay in your face, i.e. perversion is the “new norm.” NOT! It smears and condemns conservatives, especially female conservatives. It is anti-religion, especially if you are Christian or Jew, but will never say anything negative about Islam. Lastly, its socialistic/communistic undertones are so obvious, considering its condemnation of the concept of success! Think of the San Francisco Chronicle as the mouthpiece of George Soros and Barack Obama. On the other hand, if you are light of heart, think of the Chronicle as fantasyland in Hell.


31 posted on 06/29/2011 11:41:56 AM PDT by Ranger Warrior ("To stand in silence when they should be protesting makes cowards out of men." - Abraham Lincoln)
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To: wac3rd

Sorry , but I refuse to read the SF Chronicle It’s like reading a bully pit in fourth grade. I want to get my news from people who know how to think, how to write and who have graduated from eighth grade sans the indoctrination!

Go Michelle! Don’t let the brainwashed get to you! Greater is He who lives in us than he who lives in the world!


32 posted on 06/29/2011 11:44:22 AM PDT by Paperdoll (NO MORE BUSHS!)
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To: ScottinVA
I think I prefer Minneapolis Barbie to the San Francisco version:


33 posted on 06/29/2011 11:45:10 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
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To: wac3rd

This dude writes like a damn idiot. He should be interviewed by Stephanopolous, not Bachmann.


34 posted on 06/29/2011 11:49:54 AM PDT by popdonnelly (Democrats = authoritarian socialists)
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To: wac3rd

Morford is the master of the run-on sentence. If he talked the way he writes, he would pass out from lack of oxygen every few minutes.


35 posted on 06/29/2011 12:09:39 PM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: ArrogantBustard

Ding! Ding! Ding!

We have a winner!


36 posted on 06/29/2011 12:24:00 PM PDT by Emperor Palpatine (Can you afford to board the Chattanooga Choo-Choo?)
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To: wac3rd

What is it with liberal’s obsession with Barbie? The Mattel Barbie doesn’t reflect a real woman’s anatomy, Sarah Palin is Caribou Barbie and now Michele Bachmann is hell’s Barbie. Liberals have entirely too much time on their hands.


37 posted on 06/29/2011 12:24:14 PM PDT by LottieDah (If only those who speak so eloquently on behalf of animals would do so on behalf of the unborn.)
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To: SMARTY

The more Isee stuff such as this, the more I think, dayum, Bachmann may have a real chance.


38 posted on 06/29/2011 1:06:38 PM PDT by fightinJAG (I am sick of people adding their comments to titles in the title box. Thank you.)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

LOL!!!


39 posted on 06/29/2011 1:34:33 PM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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To: wac3rd

How is Michele “insane”? Give me one solid reason you (I’m speaking to libs) would call her that. That’s misogony. The left are sick. If Palin doesn’t get in I hope Michele runs away with it and scares the crap out of the left.


40 posted on 06/29/2011 2:26:09 PM PDT by toddausauras
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