From a New Yorker (ZOT!!! Mangled by kitties, put out of its misery by mod.)

August 27, 2004 | FourMoreWars

[FourMoreWars]

I live in New York and I'm a Democrat. I'm distressed that so many Republicans believe holding the RNC in New York is a good idea. All I can think is President Bush and Karl Rove are putting ambition above morality. Nearly three thousand people were murdered here. I plan to protest the RNC this Sunday because I think it's the right thing to do.

[beezdotcom]

Uh, here, it's me! Well, maybe not really me...but I was once told I looked like him. Well, it was in a dimly lit room...but she wasn't drunk. Well, not that drunk...

[Old Sarge]

Dangit, ah done missed anuther 'un!

[Slings and Arrows]

I plan to protest the RNC this Sunday.

Oh, I'll be...at...the protest too! Wave if you see me; here's my ride:

[wolicy_ponk]

[Clinging Bitterly]

http://projectboil.pixel10.co.uk/posting/Posting.html

[The Scourge of Yazid]

Well put.

Harold:

This troll sucks. A veritable "Sack of wack." Know what I'm saying, dude?

Kumar:

Yeah dude, but...WHERE'S THE FRIGGIN' WHITE CASTLE, ALREADY???

Harold:

I told your stupid ass like a hundred times, man! Geez, jus' cause I'm Korean, you expect me to be like some super Korean, genius, astronaut guy. LAY OFF ALREADY!!!

Kumar:

Alright dude. Just chill.

Harold:

I'm sorry. It's just that Doogie Howzer. I mean, why'd the dude have to piss on my brand new Camaro? MOTHER OF AN ALF!!!

[big'ol_freeper]

Ah, you're just a dumba$$!! Now get out of here!!

[MeekOneGOP]

Re your tagline: Kerry is a Sitzpinkler!

Oh! Is THAT what you call this??:

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Just a gigolo

[Conspiracy Guy]

You sound like an idiot.

[mewzilla]

I live in NYS. And I'm a Dem, too. And I've voting for 43. Again :)

[jellybean]

I live in New York and I'm a Democrat. I'm distressed that so many Republicans believe holding the RNC in New York is a good idea. All I can think is President Bush and Karl Rove are putting ambition above morality. Nearly three thousand people were murdered here. I plan to protest the RNC this Sunday because I think it's the right thing to do.

I have infiltrated the Troll colony and have learned their language...Trolibberish. I will translate:

I hate Bush!!!

[The Scourge of Yazid]

A "sitzpinkler?"

Hmm...

That does kind of sound like a froofy French dog, doesn't it?

Or perhaps some noxious bacterium that you'd have to gargle with mouthwash in order to be rid of.

[NYC GOP Chick]

It's a male who sits while, well, *pinkling*.

[dufekin]

It's not the New York public schools. They teach children to read. The children in turn discover The New York Times, which convinces them that liberal Democrats are really "nonpartisan moderates" and that Republicans are country bumpkin evil churchgoing insane-assylum escapees.

[The Scourge of Yazid]

Oh.

I wouldn't be surprised if Kerry used a bidet.

After all, what self-respecting Frenchman wouldn't clean his plumbing using a device named after ponies used by the French royalty.

[clamper1797]

Oh come on gal ... tell em what you really think

[NYC GOP Chick]

I think I despise him more than Clintigula.

[NYC GOP Chick]

Well, yeah, I've been working on my problem re: being more assertive in my views.

[The Scourge of Yazid]

Yeah, I feel the same way.

His conceited, condescending, upper crust Mass. Brahminism really gets the blood boiling.

"Clintigula?"

Heh, heh.

Bob Guccione probably could have made a cheesy, soft core movie based upon the presidency of William Jefferson Blythe Clinton.

Ugh.

[Allegra]