If you're a Troll, Keath Milligan, my Kitty will have to don her Viking Cap!
Posted on 07/21/2004 9:13:35 AM PDT by Keath Milligan
John Kerry is poised to surf into the White House this November on a wave of Bush-hatred fueled by a lingering, festering soreness over the 2000 election, tell-all books, endless conspiracy theories, foreign billionaires and surrogate propaganda machines. But when the tide of bile recedes, when the tell-all books have made the rounds on the bargain rack for the last time and the hate machines set their sites on new targets, will John Kerry have the clout and influence necessary to lead effectively? Will a future Kerry administration be able to rely on an “anyone but Bush” constituency to support him when the object of their hate is gone?
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Just wait for the debates. John nor John has a chance.
"Tonight we're gonna paht-ee like it's nineteen thyurty nine!"
*ugh*
I can just imagine oe of them singing like that..
Just had to take a hair dryer to my keyboard, that was a good one, LOL!!!!
at least the troll waited 2 days after signing up before posting his drivel
My name is John Kerry and I'm running for President... I think. Please consider my qualifications as set forth in the following resume.
RESUME OF JOHN F. KERRY
RESIDENCE: Seven mansions, including Washington DC, worth multi-millions.
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE: College: I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. * Unlike my counterpart George Bush, I have no higher education and did not get admitted to Harvard or graduate with an M.B.A
MILITARY: I used three minor injuries to get an early discharge from the military and service in Vietnam. I then returned to the US, joined Jane Fonda in protesting the war, and insulted returning Vietnam vets, claiming they committed atrocities ! and were baby killers. I threw my medals, ribbons, or something away in protest. Or did I?
MY BOOK: "Vietnam Veterans against the War The New Soldier" shows how I truly feel about the military.
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE: I ran for U.S. Congress and have been there ever since. I have no real world experience except marrying rich women and running HJ Heinz vicariously through my wife Teresa.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS US SENATOR: I set the record for the most liberal voting record, exceeding even Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton. I have consistently failed to support our military and CIA by voting against budgets, thus gutting our country's ability to defend itself. Although I voted for the Iraq War, now I am against it and refuse to admit that I voted for it. I voted in favor of every liberal piece of legislation. I have no plan to help this country but I intend to raise taxes significantly if I am elected. I make no or little charitable contributions and have never agreed to pay any voluntary excess taxes in MA, despite family wealth in exc ess of $700 million. I voted to cut every law enforcement, CIA and defense bill in my career as a US Senator. I ordered Boston to remove a fire hydrant in front of my mansion, thereby endangering my neighbors in the event of fire. Although I claim to be in favor of alternative energy sources, Ted Kennedy and I oppose windmills off Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard as it might spoil our view of the ocean as we cruise on our yachts.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES: None.
PERSONAL: My wealth so far exceeds that of my counterpart, George Bush, that he will never catch up. I ride a Serotta bicycle ($6500). My Gulfstream V Jet I call "The Flying Squirrel." I named my $850,000 42 foot Hinckley twin diesel yacht the "Scarmouche." I don't own any SUVs, but my family does, including one parked at my Nantucket summer mansion, though I am against large polluting inefficient vehicles and blame George Bush for the energy problems.
PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.
That one's going to get a lot of use, for sure.
ACLU should probably start with La Crosse, Wisconsin; St. Paul, Minnesota; Corpus Christi(body of Christ), Texas.
27 posted on 07/05/2004 11:04:57 PM CDT by Susannah (Friends don't let friends vote Lieberal)
Incorrect. It's named after the game with the silly sticks. Legend has it they were going to name it, "Polo D'eau" (Water Polo), but the ponies had died. Sad, really.
29 posted on 07/06/2004 5:49:11 AM CDT by Watery Tart ("I'd rather have my husband alive than that money." Teresa Kerry-Heinz)
LOL!
If you're a Troll, Keath Milligan, my Kitty will have to don her Viking Cap!
And, typical of trolls, it hasn't replied even to explain itself. It's going to be a busy season.
BTW, I just hope you don't live/work near Boston. Just hit your profile and you live in Mass.
Might be fun there next week!!
In fact, out of all of the obscure, very difficult to understand Summer Olympic sports, water polo is one of my favorites.
Friday is the only day I have to go into Boston and I may keep it that way. This week is already a little weirder than usual. Time will tell what Friday will be like.
Are we Packers fans?
LOL! That's the expression that will be on the demonrats faces when our President crushes Kerry in the election!
Glad to hear you won't be in the mess there. Although, you could get some good Pics, kool-aid drinking ect. LOL
I like shooting events, but they show as little of that as they can. </drowned polo pony jokes>
I wish I were rich enough to have played polo as a child.
Do you think the Hilton sisters would show me how?
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