15 fun things to do at a Wal-Mart

[Gopher Broke]

15 Fun Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, Code 3 in Housewares . . . and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers ou'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"

And last but not least:

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here!"

[AngryJawa]

The best thing to do in walmart is to buy the 100 round value packs of winchester white box ammo!

The weekly allotment of 9mm WWB at my local Wallyworld lasts approximately 7 minutes before they're sold out. It's good stuff, but man is it dirty!

[E Rocc]

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

On radio, not "alarm". At maximum volume. Look around at the other customers and pick the type of music most likely to be annoying. >:)

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

Or directly in front of a toilet display.

-Eric

[AxelPaulsenJr]

Oh please, this thread is so old.

[No Blue States]

17. Go to the fishing department and find a 10 foot surf rod and treble hook, then go the the fish department and snag goldfish out of the aquarium.

[AxelPaulsenJr]

This old list of stale and lame jokes you had pasted here goes by various titles, but few state they are "fun" things. Usually the word "bored" is used, as in "jaded" and "inured."

My thoughts exactly. The subject of this thread is as old as the hills and twice as dusty.

[No Blue States]

Hey if yall dont like a thread why post on it?

You sound like whiney liberals.

How DARE Gopher post something you dislike or have read before?

Oh, the horror!

[Prof Engineer]

ping

[Snidely Whiplash]

This old list of stale and lame jokes you had pasted here goes by various titles, but few state they are "fun" things.

I wonder...if someone shoved a lump of coal up this guy's whatsis, how long d'yall think it'd take for it to metamorphose into a diamond?

Snidely

[Cultural Jihad]

No, liberals are those who preach, proselytize, and parade personal irresponsibility.

[ErnBatavia]

There's a brand new one in my area.

You'll be surprised at how quickly it gets that "lived in look"...I swear they (like Ross Dress for Less) have staffers to actually come in bright and early and toss stuff on the floors and generally make the places look messy.

[Tank-FL]

I do not go there

[Yardstick]

Because childish crap cheapens this place.

[Wright is right!]

"1. try to find any products NOT made in china."

Another stale old Wally World bromide. Wal-Mart carries tons of brand name products that are not made in Chinee.

Michael

[Corin Stormhands]

This one gets around. It's posted on the employee bulletin Board at the Wal-Mart where Mrs. Stormhands works.

[No Blue States]

Yes, and so does a lack of humor.

[Sloth]

Fun thing to do @ the movies: Order popcorn; when they ask if you want butter on it, say, "No, thanks -- I'll settle for the same yellow oily stuff you give everyone else."

[No Blue States]

Please use the Barf Alert before posting family pictures.

[E Rocc]

Because childish crap cheapens this place.

There, the bandwidth is now less expensive. >:)

-Eric

[Solson]

...and it's okay...because you had Subway for lunch.