[E Rocc]

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

On radio, not "alarm". At maximum volume. Look around at the other customers and pick the type of music most likely to be annoying. >:)

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

Or directly in front of a toilet display.

-Eric

[No Blue States]

17. Go to the fishing department and find a 10 foot surf rod and treble hook, then go the the fish department and snag goldfish out of the aquarium.