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This kills me...I can't stop laughing.

1 posted on 10/08/2003 2:28:39 PM PDT by milan

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2 posted on 10/08/2003 2:29:49 PM PDT by Support Free Republic (Your support keeps Free Republic going strong!)

PRICELESS....being of Italian decent, I met a gorgeous woman last night and I agree..... LIFE IS GOOD!

3 posted on 10/08/2003 2:34:51 PM PDT by PISANO

bump...an oldie but goodie...

4 posted on 10/08/2003 2:37:59 PM PDT by Akira ("Experience is a hard teacher, but fools will have no other." - Ben Franklin)

Thanks! I needed that!

Although, now I'm having a craving for milk...

5 posted on 10/08/2003 2:38:16 PM PDT by Egon (I collect spores, molds, and fungus.)

SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.

Your neighbor's new cow is dead in two weeks. A party member arrives to cut your remaing cow in half. In five weeks, you are both standing in a ration line for milk.

6 posted on 10/08/2003 2:41:43 PM PDT by farmer18th

Not only funny,but clever. Mooooooooo!!!!!!!

7 posted on 10/08/2003 2:43:40 PM PDT by Mears

To: xsmommy; Willie Green

POLISH CORPORATION:
You have two bulls.
Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.

8 posted on 10/08/2003 2:46:15 PM PDT by martin_fierro (A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s retvrns!)

Originally, there was one for the UN. It was something about being forced to sell both cows and being given a bull. At the end of it, where you were paid to produce milk, under the UN you are paid to milk the bull.

This was handed around FYROM HQs in Macedonia in '94 when our platoon did a stint there. I wish I could remember exactly how it went...

9 posted on 10/08/2003 2:47:22 PM PDT by Prodigal Son

California Cow

Last Cow started small and bloated into a very large Cow. Gave a lot of milk but drank it all. Replaced with a huge Muscle Cow that has no history of giving milk. Might be a bull but no one seems to care. Everone is impressed though.

10 posted on 10/08/2003 2:51:09 PM PDT by Afronaut (Live as free men, but do not use your freedom as a cover-up for evil.)

Thanks for the chuckle.

13 posted on 10/08/2003 4:20:16 PM PDT by austingirl

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