Word For The Day, Tuesday, October 7, 2003

The Verbivores | 10/7/03 | Teacher

[RikaStrom]

In order that we might all raise the level of discourse and expand our language abilities, here is the daily post of “word for the day”. Rules: Everyone must leave a post using the “word of the day”; in a sentence. The sentence must, in some way, relate to the news of the day. Practice makes perfect.....post on....

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contiguous \con*tig*you*us\, adjective:
contiguously; adverb
contiguousness; noun

1. Sharing an edge or boundary; touching.
2. Neighboring; adjacent.
3a. Connecting without a break: the 48 contiguous states.
3b. Connected in time; uninterrupted: served two contiguous terms in office.
4. In actual contact; touching; also, adjacent; near; neighboring; adjoining.

The two halves of the paper did not appear fully divided . . . but seemed contiguous at one of their angles.
--Sir I. Newton.

Etymology: [From Latin contiguus, from contingere, contig-, to touch. See contact.]

[xsmommy]

i have no idea what he does with his farm animals.....

[camle]

or perhaps his sheeps are shreared?

[Slip18]

Sheesh. Now that song is going around and around my head.

[xsmommy]

this story made me think of you, camle. not sure why. Now, the fella merely carried out the transgendered individual's ardent wish that his/her member no longer be contiguous...

[Conspiracy Guy]

I almost pulled the trigger but I was able to persuade me to follow instructions.

[Slip18]

Well, Cook can't cook an egg, much less a goose. But xs is going to fry his little bottom. Let's see if he got her wrath . . .

[Texan5]

Oh, awful! I'm glad he ended up looking like the ass**** he certainly was.

My ex wasn't into public scenes as a rule, but under the influence of too much alcohol, he would act out in public. Really embarrassing. Once, he bragged about his new mistress to me when we were eating dinner at a very nice restaurant after we had separated, supposedly to discuss a possible reconciliation. He made all sorts of comparisons unfavorable to me, from age to the fact that I was too skinny for his taste. When I reminded him that this was risky behavior, he said he wasn't worried about my making a scene, because he knew I was too much of a lady to do such a thing. Since we had come in separate vehicles, I stood up, dangled my keys in his face, smiled, and whispered that I was leaving, and I would key-scratch his brand new truck on the way to mine. When he tried to jump up and grab me, I reached across the table and overturned his platter of food into his lap, ran out to the parking lot, got into my truck and drove away. I wouldn't be so petty as to scratch a nice new car, especially since some of my money had gone into buying it, but he didn't know that. That is the worst scene I have made in public in many years, and it still makes me feel good to think about it.

[camle]

me?!?!? methinks I had better run, if XS thinks of me whenever she hears of castration, puppy dogs, etc.. I am in serious jeopardy! or at least part of me is!

[Robert A Cook PE]

Xsex's lawn is neatly trimmmed regularly .... Polished and waxed.

Does that imply her lamb is shorn?

(Her lamb'swarm?)

(Her pussy cat's hot?)

(She has a hot dog? She uses a hot dog?)

(She likes a spicy Weineron'er? Weiner'n'er?)

[xsmommy]

i need that spanking pic to really give robt his just desserts....

[camle]

mebbe he knows this woman, or did once...

[xsmommy]

robt, do sit in the corner....

[Robert A Cook PE]

Do not, under any extenuated circumcisms, show this camel's photo to exsex.

http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.adp?picture_id=11835

(She'll chop off all discussion at that point.)

[camle]

you mean this pic?

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Actually AA stands for Alcohol Assistance...... for us unemployed folks, the government helps pay for our alcohol so we can enjoy it right along with you hard working folks...... ;^)

[Texan5]

Wow! A kid with balls! Good for him!

[xsmommy]

no, grimmy's demented spanker pic. the one SG likes so much....

[camle]

XS does seem to have some sort of fixation on male..er.. shall we say.. seperation?
I hear she carries a gillotine-style cigar cutter with her at all times...probably has a few notches on it...

[camle]

i owuldn't know where to find it...

[xsmommy]

why do you malign me so, sweety pie?