[MistyCA]

How exciting, Amy! Can't think of a better person to host the vacancy created by Cote's departure. I can tell this is going to be a fun place to be! Want a giant Misty Ping?

[JustAmy]

"Want a giant Misty Ping? "

Of Course!!! We can always use a giant ping!

It's great to see you here, Misty!!

[Darksheare]

Sis, another poetry thread, this one resurrected from awhile ago, polished off, and refurbished.
This one maintained by JustAmy, and inhabited by AntiJen and MistyCa.
Have fun, the reading is good as it sits.

[Nachum]

There once was a poet named misty,
who pinged with poetry thisly,
her meter was fine,
her prose divine,
made all eyes who read it move briskly!

:)

[HighWheeler]

Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on AirForce One in 1999. After the plane was airborne, the stewardess came around to take drink orders.

"Mr. President, we are serving drinks from the bar now, what would you like?" The President said "In honor of Hillary running for Senate, I'll have a Manhattan"." The stewardess left and returned, and placed the drink before him.

As Clinton was taking a sip, the stewardess asked the minister what he would like to drink from the bar.

The minister replied in disgust, "Ma'am, I'd rather be savagely whipped and beaten by a brazen whore wearing leather undergarments and spike heels than let liquor touch these lips!"

The President quickly stopped sippping and pushed his drink back toward the attendant and said,

"I'm sorry, I didn't know there was a choice, I'll have what he's having."

[Bigg Red]

Very nice. Thanks, Misty.