[JustAmy]

"Want a giant Misty Ping? "

Of Course!!! We can always use a giant ping!

It's great to see you here, Misty!!

[ladyinred]

What a beautiful opening Amy! I especially like the wolf! I haven't written poetry since my hair was dark brown, but I do like to read it!

Congratulations on your new thread, it will be a huge success I am sure. There are a lot of talented people here on FreeRepublic!

[Don W]

Thanks for the ping, and I hope that this remains a poetry list. Whilst I do enjoy prose, poetry is a welcome respite. I am somewhat less than talented when it comes to producing cogent and enjoyable uses of the written word, I truly enjoy the efforts of those gifted in allusion and allegory.

I suppose I'll most likely just be a lurker here, but kindly keep me on the ping list.

Thanks, Don

[MistyCA]

Are you kidding? This is a wonderful surprise and a great idea!

[JustAmy]

Golf Tips
POSTED AT A LOCAL GOLF CLUB!!

1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.
2. Form a loose grip.
3. Keep your head down.
4. Avoid a quick back swing.
5. Stay out of the water.
6. Try not to hit anyone.
7. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.
8. Don't stand directly in front of others.
9. Quiet please... while others are preparing to go.
10. Don't take extra strokes.

Very good. Now flush the urinal, go outside, and tee off.



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Heh Heh Heh

I wonder if JustAmy hired a net nanny?
She won't know I was here until she comes back tomorrow! Heh Heh

[chadsworth]

I will be happy to visit this thread - only one thing, you have to promise to make Texas Cowboy behave.

Good Idea on the thread - should be fun!.

There was a Marine deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up...AND she wants the pictures of herself back.

So the Marine does what any squared-away Marine would do.

He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures to his girlfriend with the following note: "I'm sorry but I can't remember which one you are but please take the one that belongs to you and send the rest back.

[MistyCA]

The Prayer............

Gosh, it’s been a funny year

Some say they’re gone, but they’re still here.

Their handles change but that don’t matter

They still spit out the same old chatter.

They post their graphics from the same old sites

They send their minions to instigate fights

They make attacks under different names

Still playing all the same old games

Like high school girls they scheme and plot

Time hasn’t changed that pathetic lot

But I would like to simply tell ‘em….

For goodness sake, Take your valium

[dixie sass]

I was pinged to post 15, but it seems to have been pulled!

[visitor]

pong ;^)...rto