"Ultra-liberal" ladies looking for men on match.com

Match.com ^ | 9/12/03 | Uncledave

[Uncledave]

I searched match.com (after free registration) for ladies who self-described as "ultra-liberal".

I bring you some clips from choice profiles, user name is heading each one. Get 'em while they're still single!

Enjoy.. -UD

L538 It would not be misguided of me to describe myself as thoughtful, compassionate and creative... Some things I don't love: dogs (most), golf, SUVs, Republicans, suburbia...Although I was raised in CT, I have strong ties to France.

WayLeftGal My ideal match would get my jokes. Would understand the difference between "Muslim" and "terrorist."

pallagio I dont have a damn thing to complain about...I'm an eternal optimist...by the way no george bush fans need apply.

runner174 Chances are, if you are apathetic, drive a SUV, vote republican, are a couch potato, support McDonalds, wear fur, like strip malls, don't like feminists, and/or are codependent, we won't be a good match. This is a start, but [the] truth is what's on paper is NOT important to me.

cj228 I'm tall, smart, passionate and complicated with a bevy of fascinating (guaranteed not to be boring) contradictions...a white chick who likes African music...a working class girl getting a PhD...an academic who loathes the elitist nature of academia...an American drawn to European sensibilities.

amberwaves10 I was quite surprised to find myself working in the investment banking industry for the past 8 years. It was on the Human Resources/Recruiting side which somehow made it all right.

stabuj I have allowed myself to become immersed in my job...I am close to my family. My father died two and a half years ago, suddenly, at the age of 58...Oh yeah, and [I am] funny as hell.

ja71 After three years of working towards a PhD in Judaic Studies, I decided to get out of academia to teach high school English. Now if I could find a school that begins at noon, my life would be perfect. I am drawn to people who...provide a bizarre perspective. No Republicans, please!

JSMD Life is truly beautiful and diverse... I prefer African American men.

Sioux_Zen I love animals (presently share my home with one kitty and I adopted a rescued veal calf last summer).

LPDv2x I am...independent-minded...If you have included the word "Republican" or the phrase "sweet fine lady" in your profile, we may not be a good "match" per se.

violetswerve I am a native New Yorker who just moved back after a 12-year hiatus during which I explored the farthest reaches of the opposite coast and the trenches of the midwest.

[boxerblues]

Our old dog had a very keen sense of who was a trouble and who could be trusted, not true of our current dog she's as dumb as they come and thinks everyone is her friend

[KantianBurke]

is that a real ad or r u kidding? one can't tell without a sarcasm tag. sad testament to our times.

[snowstorm12]

I made a match.com free profile for fun but I didn't pay the sign up fee. I've gotten many hundreds of emails from men but I think its slim pickins because they ignore my "I'm looking for a male between the ages of..." age requirement or I don't like their picture and they ignore the other requirements I listed so I didn't bother signing up. There was a really young hot pilot and he included how much money he made on there but he didn't use the email trick so I couldn't write him back.

[cpprfld]

Or is it the thought of dating this wretch and having to have your spine ripped out and a lobotomy preformed without anesthesia

I have dated those types of women.

[MontanaBeth]

My black lab has reacted strangly to a couple of people, one man he got in front of me showing his teeth and growling, the guy backed up and even though I knew him casually, I was uncomfortable around him after that. Gizmo knew something I didn't maybe?

[MontanaBeth]

Arrange a doggie date, you know ball throwing, swimming or cooking up hot dogs with your date and dog. I know I couldn't resist a guy who had to bring his dog along occassionally.

[JRandomFreeper]

Gizmo knew something I didn't maybe?

The dogs always know.

/john

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Dear Sioux_Zen. I also love animals, and have some terrific marinades for your veal calf. Not to hot on eating the cat though. Perhaps you have some recipes that would change my mind. Let's meet!

Sadly if she adopted that calf last summer it is no longer veal. But a yearling corn fed bull is nothing to sneeze at.

[GreenLanternCorps]

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Best wishes to you and Mrs. Prof Engineer.

[Salman]

I searched match.com (after free registration) for ladies who self-described as "ultra-liberal".

Very funny stuff, Uncle Dave, but why did you do this seach in the first place? Did you figure that ultra-liberal gals are easy?

[weegee]

These womyn are so open minded that they cannot spend quality time with someone that they disagree with.

[weegee]

There's a lot of meat on these calves. And I think that the womyn on Match.commie could have a loving relationship together...

[Salman]

Thanks for not including any photos of these 'women'.

HOT STUFF!

[weegee]

This leads back to the horrible fact that most women these days really want gay men.

Did someone in the media poll them?

[weegee]

This leads back to the horrible fact that most women these days really want gay men.

Did someone in the media poll them?

[Salman]

Never trust a women who doesn't like dogs

Or who likes her cats just a little too much. She may put out, but do you want to be second fiddle to her cats in the log run? Assuming you are interested in the long run?

[weegee]

Was it her account or her herpes that was "active in the last 3 days"? ewwwwww

[boxerblues]

Being a women, Im not sure how to answer that, but Im not real fond of cats myself.

[sweetliberty]

"Not to hot on eating the cat though. Perhaps you have some recipes that would change my mind."

ROTFL!

[supercat]

Match.com has always had the very worst women.

What site would you recommend (suburban IL)? I do know that I found a positively wonderful woman on match.com back in 1998 (late wife) but can certainly recognize that there may be better sites. Any recommendations?