"Ultra-liberal" ladies looking for men on match.com

Match.com ^ | 9/12/03 | Uncledave

[Uncledave]

I searched match.com (after free registration) for ladies who self-described as "ultra-liberal".

I bring you some clips from choice profiles, user name is heading each one. Get 'em while they're still single!

Enjoy.. -UD

L538 It would not be misguided of me to describe myself as thoughtful, compassionate and creative... Some things I don't love: dogs (most), golf, SUVs, Republicans, suburbia...Although I was raised in CT, I have strong ties to France.

WayLeftGal My ideal match would get my jokes. Would understand the difference between "Muslim" and "terrorist."

pallagio I dont have a damn thing to complain about...I'm an eternal optimist...by the way no george bush fans need apply.

runner174 Chances are, if you are apathetic, drive a SUV, vote republican, are a couch potato, support McDonalds, wear fur, like strip malls, don't like feminists, and/or are codependent, we won't be a good match. This is a start, but [the] truth is what's on paper is NOT important to me.

cj228 I'm tall, smart, passionate and complicated with a bevy of fascinating (guaranteed not to be boring) contradictions...a white chick who likes African music...a working class girl getting a PhD...an academic who loathes the elitist nature of academia...an American drawn to European sensibilities.

amberwaves10 I was quite surprised to find myself working in the investment banking industry for the past 8 years. It was on the Human Resources/Recruiting side which somehow made it all right.

stabuj I have allowed myself to become immersed in my job...I am close to my family. My father died two and a half years ago, suddenly, at the age of 58...Oh yeah, and [I am] funny as hell.

ja71 After three years of working towards a PhD in Judaic Studies, I decided to get out of academia to teach high school English. Now if I could find a school that begins at noon, my life would be perfect. I am drawn to people who...provide a bizarre perspective. No Republicans, please!

JSMD Life is truly beautiful and diverse... I prefer African American men.

Sioux_Zen I love animals (presently share my home with one kitty and I adopted a rescued veal calf last summer).

LPDv2x I am...independent-minded...If you have included the word "Republican" or the phrase "sweet fine lady" in your profile, we may not be a good "match" per se.

violetswerve I am a native New Yorker who just moved back after a 12-year hiatus during which I explored the farthest reaches of the opposite coast and the trenches of the midwest.

[dfwgator]

Thank God, my wife is even more Conservative than I am.

[bray]

Hope she's saving the veal in the freezer, they go bad quick! Didn't say whether she had a BBQ or not???? A sixer of Bud Lite should get you dessert!

Pray for GW and The Truth

[Pyro7480]

Seriously... all I want to do is meet a conservative woman who isn't career-oriented.

[Skooz]

truth is what's on paper is NOT important to me.

Uh huh.

[dirtboy]

Lemme see if I can write an ad to attract these little darlin's:

DWM, 43, like tofu, hate fur, love Hillary, hate Republicans, metrosexual, drive a Prius, earth-loving, have homes in NY, LA and Martha's Vinyard, looking for S/D/Not quite sure/Female, the more diverse the better, to be my Monica and then lie for me.

[Pyro7480]

I don't know if the percentage would be that high, but it would definitely be up there.

[GreenLanternCorps]

Hey! I met my wife, and before her, some other very nice CONSERVATIVE women on Match.com!!!

[Hank Rearden]

On the first date you can just stare at the calf, licking your lips.. 'mmmm, veal.'

"Hey, babe, mind if I stare at your calf?"

Guaranteed to be home early enough for the Simpsons.

[Mark17]

Every time someone asks me why I went to the Philippines for a sweet lady, I remind them of stuff like this. I figured all the good women were already married, and most of the rest were Democrats.

[CJ Wolf]

Honesty is the best policy. Not sure if she's a liberal but, but at least she's honest.

[RosieCotton]

A conservative dating site? It'll be 98% guys..

Based on what I've seen of FR, not necessarily. There are plenty of intelligent, conservative single gals here.

[billhilly]

Sioux_Zen I love animals (presently share my home with one kitty and I adopted a rescued veal calf last summer).

Sioux_Zen, that veal calf should be a full grown beef just in time for the wedding, so I am proposing now. We can feed about a hundred guests, so I'll take steak along with my mistake.

[playball0]

I seem to be the perfect worst nightmare.

[hchutch]

Well, veal is 100% dolphin-safe.

Try that line.

[OpusatFR]

They'd grab the one with the big bucks. Can you see any of these babes latching onto someone making less than six figures? Never happen.

[Prof Engineer]

Hey! I met my wife, and before her, some other very nice CONSERVATIVE women on Match.com!!!

Ditto. I married her yesterday!

[freekitty]

Does anyone notice that none of these fair ladies thought they had any kind of looks to offer?

[Skooz]

The responses would crash their server.

[Just another Joe]

JimRob, ever think about starting a FreeRepublic dating site?

You mean that's not what this place is?
It's not a place to meet and greet others of the opposite sex?

I've been bamboozled I tell you!
I'm gonna sue Jim Robinson!

[Terabitten]

A conservative dating site? It'll be 98% guys..

I said conservative, not Episcopalian. JUST KIDDING, EPI'S!!!!! JUST KIDDING!!!!!