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Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 8

Posted on 09/02/2003 8:29:54 PM PDT by Mo1



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To: westmex; lodwick; celtic gal; ValerieUSA; sweetliberty; grannie9; Mo1; yall

1,061 posted on 09/12/2003 7:07:28 PM PDT by restornu
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To: westmex

1,062 posted on 09/12/2003 7:11:02 PM PDT by restornu
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To: restornu
Still a nice red X...The site must not be a server....

.....Westy......

1,063 posted on 09/12/2003 7:16:23 PM PDT by westmex (Oh, to hell with it all!!!!)
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To: westmex

You are my inspiration!

1,064 posted on 09/12/2003 7:21:16 PM PDT by restornu
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To: restornu
More of Eureka Springs...

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1,065 posted on 09/12/2003 7:28:51 PM PDT by sweetliberty ("Having the right to do a thing is not at all the same thing as being right in doing it.")
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How many conservative economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The darkness will cause the lightbulb to change by itself.

How many Zen masters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to change it and one not to change it.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Sixteen. One to change it and Fifteen to form a support group.

How many IBM engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They merely change the standard to darkness and upgrade the customers.

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. That's a hardware problem.

How many University of Iowa freshman does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. That's a sophomore course.

How many punk rockers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to change it and another to eat the old one.

How many existentialists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to screw it in, and one to observe how the lightbulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.

How many IBM PC owners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One. But he'll have to go out and buy the lightbulb adapter card first, which is extra.

How many real estate agents does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ten, but we'll accept eight.

How many Floridians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Don't know for sure, they're still counting.

How many database programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three. One to write a light bulb removal program, One to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure that nobody else tries to change the bulb at the same time.

How many honest polititians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Both of them.

1,066 posted on 09/12/2003 7:33:52 PM PDT by restornu
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To: sweetliberty
This is all from Arkansas very beautiful!
1,067 posted on 09/12/2003 7:41:54 PM PDT by restornu
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To: restornu
Arkansas is a very beautiful state. It's the politics that are ugly.

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1,068 posted on 09/12/2003 8:05:11 PM PDT by sweetliberty ("Having the right to do a thing is not at all the same thing as being right in doing it.")
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To: sweetliberty

This photo may soon self-destruct!

1,069 posted on 09/12/2003 8:20:41 PM PDT by restornu
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To: sweetliberty

Phlox Is that a "Stink Bug"? lololol
This photo may soon self-destruct!

1,070 posted on 09/12/2003 8:29:44 PM PDT by restornu
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To: restornu
http://dingo.care-mail.com/pictures/58/585/561/585618863.jpg

creeps!


1,071 posted on 09/12/2003 8:34:05 PM PDT by restornu
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To: restornu
Okay, but I'm off to IM....BBL

.....Westy.....

1,072 posted on 09/12/2003 8:48:42 PM PDT by westmex (Oh, to hell with it all!!!!)
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To: westmex
Where is your goodnight photo?

Good night Westy!
1,073 posted on 09/12/2003 8:58:31 PM PDT by restornu
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To: westmex; sweetliberty; .38sw; Mo1; ValerieUSA; grannie9; lodwick; Canadian Outrage; celtic gal; ...

At the construction site of a new church, the contractor stopped to chat with one of his workmen.

"Kevin," he asked casually, "Didn't you once tell me that you had a brother who was a bishop?"

"That I did."

"And you are a bricklayer! It sure is a funny world. Things in life aren't divided equally, are they?"

"No, that they are not," agreed Kevin, as he proudly slapped the mortar along the line of bricks. "My poor brother couldn't do this to save his life!"


1,074 posted on 09/12/2003 9:14:09 PM PDT by restornu
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To: restornu; Mo1; ValerieUSA; grannie9; Canadian Outrage; celtic gal; .38sw; andysandmikesmom; ...
Aurora and Mt. Baker, WA.

More Northern Lights...lol
A Goodnight to yall...
Mañana is a Saturday,; maybe....

.....Westy.....

1,075 posted on 09/12/2003 10:23:28 PM PDT by westmex (Oh, to hell with it all!!!!)
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To: Cuttnhorse
Since you have so much time on your hands today, thought you'd want to watch the Michigan v. Notre Dame football game.....doh! I forgot you only get "the other football"...heheheh....eat your heart out!

We can't get tickets....let's just say you might get a nosebleed seat for a couple of hundred bucks.

*Sigh*.....we'll just have to watch it on the big screen. 110,000 fans, cheerleaders, marching bands, the premier match up in football today. I'll be jealous of what's on your tv today, so send me those world cup reruns wouldya?

:-)

1,076 posted on 09/13/2003 5:50:09 AM PDT by Windshark (..........Liberals are fascists........:-)
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To: catpuppy; Servant of the Nine
I just saw that East Carolina plays Miami today. Sounds like last week's Michigan/Houston game all over again. I smell mashed Rat all around this one.

With such a great match up....where oh where is Ratty so we can torment him with a blow by blow...er, fop...er, paw...er, snivvle...yes snivvle by snivvle play calling.

1,077 posted on 09/13/2003 6:01:23 AM PDT by Windshark (..........Liberals are fascists........:-)
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To: lodwick; Darksheare; andysandmikesmom; Sundog; westmex; ValerieUSA; Mo1; Cuttnhorse; ...
Good morning Flakes and Freeoples.

Sharky, you are some instigator.. and mean too..lol.


1,078 posted on 09/13/2003 6:59:06 AM PDT by grannie9
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To: grannie9
Morning Gran .... neat picture ... on your meds again?

Oh where is the coffee .. I soooooooo need my coffee
1,079 posted on 09/13/2003 7:14:34 AM PDT by Mo1 (http://www.favewavs.com/wavs/cartoons/spdemocrats.wav)
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To: Windshark
I'm with Grannie .. you are a trouble maker *L*
1,080 posted on 09/13/2003 7:15:42 AM PDT by Mo1 (http://www.favewavs.com/wavs/cartoons/spdemocrats.wav)
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