Posted on 09/02/2003 8:29:54 PM PDT by Mo1
.....Westy......
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How many Zen masters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to change it and one not to change it.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Sixteen. One to change it and Fifteen to form a support group.
How many IBM engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They merely change the standard to darkness and upgrade the customers.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. That's a hardware problem.
How many University of Iowa freshman does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. That's a sophomore course.
How many punk rockers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to change it and another to eat the old one.
How many existentialists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to screw it in, and one to observe how the lightbulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
How many IBM PC owners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One. But he'll have to go out and buy the lightbulb adapter card first, which is extra.
How many real estate agents does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ten, but we'll accept eight.
How many Floridians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Don't know for sure, they're still counting.
How many database programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three. One to write a light bulb removal program, One to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure that nobody else tries to change the bulb at the same time.
How many honest polititians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Both of them.
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.....Westy.....
At the construction site of a new church, the contractor stopped to chat with one of his workmen.
"Kevin," he asked casually, "Didn't you once tell me that you had a brother who was a bishop?"
"That I did."
"And you are a bricklayer! It sure is a funny world. Things in life aren't divided equally, are they?"
"No, that they are not," agreed Kevin, as he proudly slapped the mortar along the line of bricks. "My poor brother couldn't do this to save his life!"
More Northern Lights...lol
A Goodnight to yall...
Mañana is a Saturday,; maybe....
.....Westy.....
We can't get tickets....let's just say you might get a nosebleed seat for a couple of hundred bucks.
*Sigh*.....we'll just have to watch it on the big screen. 110,000 fans, cheerleaders, marching bands, the premier match up in football today. I'll be jealous of what's on your tv today, so send me those world cup reruns wouldya?
:-)
With such a great match up....where oh where is Ratty so we can torment him with a blow by blow...er, fop...er, paw...er, snivvle...yes snivvle by snivvle play calling.
Sharky, you are some instigator.. and mean too..lol.
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