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Most Functional Word. Now Admin Moderator approved!
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Posted on 08/22/2003 5:19:16 AM PDT by BeerSwillr

Beeswax may just be the most functional word in the English language.

Consider:

You can be Beeswax faced, Beeswax out of luck, or have Beeswax for brains.

With a little effort you can get your Beeswax together, find a place for your Beeswax, or decide to Beeswax or get off the pot.

You can smoke Beeswax, buy Beeswax, sell Beeswax, lose Beeswax, find Beeswax, forget Beeswax, and tell others to eat Beeswax and die.

Some people know their Beeswax, while others can't tell the difference between Beeswax and shineola.

There are lucky Beeswaxs, dumb Beeswaxs, crazy Beeswaxs, and sweet Beeswaxs.

There is bull Beeswax, horse Beeswax and chicken Beeswax.

You can throw Beeswax, sling Beeswax, catch Beeswax, shoot the Beeswax, or duck when Beeswax hits the fan.

You can give a Beeswax or serve Beeswax on a shingle. you can find yourself in deep Beeswax or be happier than a pig in Beeswax.

Some days are colder than Beeswax, some days are hotter than Beeswax, snd some days are just plain Beeswaxty.

Some music sounds like Beeswax, things can look like Beeswax, and there are times when you feel like Beeswax.

You can have too much Beeswax, not enough Beeswax, the right Beeswax, the wrong Beeswax or a lot of weird Beeswax.

You can carry Beeswax, have a mountain of Beeswax, or find yourself up Beeswax creek without a

paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to Beeswax, and other times you fall in a bucket of Beeswax and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of creation.

And remember, once you know your Beeswax, you don't need to know anything else!

You could pass this along, if you give a Beeswax!


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1 posted on 08/22/2003 5:19:16 AM PDT by BeerSwillr
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To: BeerSwillr
Frenobulax!
2 posted on 08/22/2003 5:21:28 AM PDT by thoughtomator (Are we conservatives, or are we Republicans?)
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To: BeerSwillr
Of course Beeswax is a euphemism for everyone's most used four letter word starting with s...
3 posted on 08/22/2003 5:21:33 AM PDT by BeerSwillr
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To: BeerSwillr
then there is the new Catholic Order order
Sisters of Your Sorrowfilled Beeswax (Individuals also known as Nun of Your Beeswax)
4 posted on 08/22/2003 5:21:51 AM PDT by joesnuffy (Moderate Islam Is For Dilettantes)
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To: BeerSwillr
This is a no beeswaxer, eh? You wouldn't beeswax a fellow FReeper, would you? That would be a pretty beeswaxy thing to do.
5 posted on 08/22/2003 5:22:16 AM PDT by WestPacSailor ("Atomic batteries to power; turbines to speed....")
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To: BeerSwillr
No Beeswax?
6 posted on 08/22/2003 5:23:21 AM PDT by jimtorr
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To: BeerSwillr
Apparently the Admin Mod doesn't give a beeswax about this thread.

It's now in chat... where threads go to die.

7 posted on 08/22/2003 5:26:09 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: Constitution Day
It's now in chat... where threads go to die.

RIP beeswax thread. We hardly knew ya.

8 posted on 08/22/2003 5:27:30 AM PDT by WestPacSailor ("Atomic batteries to power; turbines to speed....")
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To: Constitution Day
It's now in chat... where threads go to die.

RIP beeswax thread. We hardly knew ya.

9 posted on 08/22/2003 5:27:31 AM PDT by WestPacSailor ("Atomic batteries to power; turbines to speed....")
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To: thoughtomator
Big as a blimp with a rhinestone collar!

Snapping off the trees like they were bonsai'd shrapnel on a dry-wobble landscape! Keep it away!

Somebody get out the pants!
10 posted on 08/22/2003 5:28:02 AM PDT by BraveMan
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To: Constitution Day
Yeah, figures. I must be on their Beeswax list!
11 posted on 08/22/2003 5:28:12 AM PDT by BeerSwillr
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To: BeerSwillr
Mind your own Beeswax.
12 posted on 08/22/2003 5:30:17 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: Constitution Day
Admin Mod is obviously having a beexwaxy morning.
13 posted on 08/22/2003 5:32:02 AM PDT by FourPeas
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