Posted on 08/22/2003 5:19:16 AM PDT by BeerSwillr
Beeswax may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider:
You can be Beeswax faced, Beeswax out of luck, or have Beeswax for brains.
With a little effort you can get your Beeswax together, find a place for your Beeswax, or decide to Beeswax or get off the pot.
You can smoke Beeswax, buy Beeswax, sell Beeswax, lose Beeswax, find Beeswax, forget Beeswax, and tell others to eat Beeswax and die.
Some people know their Beeswax, while others can't tell the difference between Beeswax and shineola.
There are lucky Beeswaxs, dumb Beeswaxs, crazy Beeswaxs, and sweet Beeswaxs.
There is bull Beeswax, horse Beeswax and chicken Beeswax.
You can throw Beeswax, sling Beeswax, catch Beeswax, shoot the Beeswax, or duck when Beeswax hits the fan.
You can give a Beeswax or serve Beeswax on a shingle. you can find yourself in deep Beeswax or be happier than a pig in Beeswax.
Some days are colder than Beeswax, some days are hotter than Beeswax, snd some days are just plain Beeswaxty.
Some music sounds like Beeswax, things can look like Beeswax, and there are times when you feel like Beeswax.
You can have too much Beeswax, not enough Beeswax, the right Beeswax, the wrong Beeswax or a lot of weird Beeswax.
You can carry Beeswax, have a mountain of Beeswax, or find yourself up Beeswax creek without a
paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to Beeswax, and other times you fall in a bucket of Beeswax and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of creation.
And remember, once you know your Beeswax, you don't need to know anything else!
You could pass this along, if you give a Beeswax!
It's now in chat... where threads go to die.
RIP beeswax thread. We hardly knew ya.
RIP beeswax thread. We hardly knew ya.
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