[UnklGene]

"Lions, tigers and bears, oh my!"

[BSunday]

Just dang ping for ya, King.

[Spruce]

You'd be amazed at the things one can see in the toilet after a night of Jim Beam and White Castles.

[Cyber Liberty]

This happened to me once, after a long night of serious drinking.

I remember passing out while praying to the porceline princess, and when I woke up, all I could see was a pale white. Everywhere I looked, it was just white.

I started hollering something about going blind from cheap rotgut when someone came over and pulled my head out of the bowl.

[dfwgator]

[BSunday]

"Whatever happened that day

It's called a HALLUCINATION

[mhking]

Praying at the porcelain altar?

Just damn.

If you want on the new list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

[SouthernFreebird]

Holy Crap!!!

[Hodar]

St. Padre Pio or was it the Tidy Bowl man?

[ZinGirl]

You canNOT miss this one...

(no mention of hair color, btw)

[mtbopfuyn]

Lost her husband. Lost her mother. Should lose her job. A teacher's aide worth her beans doesn't commit suicide at school. Another thing, she was in the restroom for an hour and no one noticed she was missing from the classroom? Sniff, something smells with this story.

[BSunday]

Come on over, the water's fine! BTW how did she know it was him?

[bedolido]

I didn't read the entire article... did she read something swirling in the commode? kinda like reading tea leafs

[maxwell]

Holy moley.

[Thinkin' Gal]

"I locked myself in the bathroom at my school and I had the knife in my hand," she recalls. "But before I could actually commit the act, a brilliant light suddenly filled the room and I saw the image of St. Padre Pio in my toilet.

Yahoo scoops The Onion.

Witness spoke directly to the vision exclaiming, "Padre, you look like sh**!"

[UnklGene]

Cathryn Crawford said: "Holy crap!"

[Conspiracy Guy]

I once saw woodgrain in a door, it changed my life.

[Dog Gone]

Who is Padre Pee-o?

[California74]

She's 28 and her husband died of emphyzema? I wonder how old her husband was. Just curious. I know it has nothing to do with the story, just found it strange!

God sure works in Mysterious ways. Who'd a thought - a vision in a toilet? Well, whatever works.

[netmilsmom]

As my ex-boss the psychiatrist once said, "This vision is nothing a little Haldol won't cure."

I'm glad it saved her life but really, take it as a sign that you need to seek some help.