What Did You Do With Your Signed Copy of Hillary's Book?

August 18, 2003 | self

[oceanperch]

Folks coming to out home were confused seeing Hillary's Book on the bookshelf.

So I did this:

Hillary's Book

[oceanperch]

Tought it might be fun to share ideas.

[Norman Conquest]

I'm only halfway through it, and I've already had to get out the plunger six times. It's quite scratchy on my sensitive nether regions, and though I wipe and wipe, I never feel really clean.

[oceanperch]

Sorry for the typo in the process of remodeling our room and the keyboard is to low for the wall mounted monitor untill next week.

[Charles Henrickson]

The birds like it, and the pages fit their cage very nicely.

[oceanperch]

Will be without internet at the end of the week and thought I would take a pepcid and some Maalox and read it.

I might need a phenagren by the time I read it.

What crap in it is most laughable to you so far.

[oceanperch]

LOL Sh***ng History now.

[Charles Henrickson]

Or "Lining History."

Or "I Know Where the Caged Bird S***s."

[FatherOfLiberty]

Wipe with crap, feel like crap.

[FatherOfLiberty]

I tried feeding a few pages through my slice and dice paper shredder. Funny thing - the motor started running in reverse!

Even my shredder has better taste than the Klinton KoolAid Drinkers.

[FatherOfLiberty]

If that is a real signed copy of her book, I hope you FReeped her good when you got to the table.

[oceanperch]

She used the situation. My son is a quad. and she stopped the book signing got up and came around the table wooed and cooed him.

I did nothing rude. It was her party.
We were guests.

Went outside though and Freeped her good.

The Oregonian printed our response in the article they did on her book signing.

The local libs out here on the coast are being a little more hateful than normal(we live in a small town).

We continue to speak loud in public when discussing our views.

Never spew hate just avid on our views.

We do no give any ammo to those who oppose us. Kill 'em with kindness.

[oceanperch]

I like the tag line FatherOfLiberty..I can't always get to town and I have been late. I got two bills in the mail from Blockbuster for late fees of less than five bucks.

Stopped going started a DVD collection instead.

[lara]

Considering most freepers didn't buy her book, I doubt you'll get many replies. Why would anyone want to give the clinton's money?

[oceanperch]

Your right about supporting the Clintons.

We had other reasons to go. We brought signed books back for Dems we know. Seniors. Who live as consrvatives but have been voting dems. all their lives.

We did have a bad run of luck after attending and I told my son never going to visit someone with a reputation like her again. It is dangerous. Our gas tank sprung a leak on the way home and the water heater in the house followed suit.

The rare thunder and lightning storm on the way should have been a big flag.

[WileyC]

What ya gotta do is deface/destroy it in some creative way that still allows it to be sold on Ebay. Make a huge banner that spells out "LIES", claim that if read aloud backwards it has messages from the devil, etc. Make it funny, and make it big then cash in! ;)

With luck, if it's good enough, someone like Hannity or Rush will pick up on it.... Heh.

[Fire-Breathing_Freeper]

Pack the book in a box full of C-4 and send it back.

[FredWolfe]

I hooked up to a polygraph machine and it exploded!

[oceanperch]

LOL Good one!

[oceanperch]

As long as I can for warn the new Labrador they own. : )

[Fire-Breathing_Freeper]

Does it look this this?

It's just a dog.