Tought it might be fun to share ideas.
To: oceanperch
I'm only halfway through it, and I've already had to get out the plunger six times. It's quite scratchy on my sensitive nether regions, and though I wipe and wipe, I never feel really clean.
To: oceanperch
Sorry for the typo in the process of remodeling our room and the keyboard is to low for the wall mounted monitor untill next week.
3 posted on
08/19/2003 8:07:06 PM PDT by
oceanperch
(My keyboard is not functioning due to remodeling)
To: oceanperch
The birds like it, and the pages fit their cage very nicely.
To: oceanperch
I tried feeding a few pages through my slice and dice paper shredder. Funny thing - the motor started running in reverse!
Even my shredder has better taste than the Klinton KoolAid Drinkers.
9 posted on
08/19/2003 9:32:14 PM PDT by
FatherOfLiberty
(Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration - just TRY to stay 2 days late!)
To: oceanperch
If that is a real signed copy of her book, I hope you FReeped her good when you got to the table.
10 posted on
08/19/2003 9:34:42 PM PDT by
FatherOfLiberty
(Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration - just TRY to stay 2 days late!)
To: oceanperch
Considering most freepers didn't buy her book, I doubt you'll get many replies. Why would anyone want to give the clinton's money?
13 posted on
08/19/2003 11:30:51 PM PDT by
lara
To: oceanperch
What ya gotta do is deface/destroy it in some creative way that still allows it to be sold on Ebay. Make a huge banner that spells out "LIES", claim that if read aloud backwards it has messages from the devil, etc. Make it funny, and make it big then cash in! ;)
With luck, if it's good enough, someone like Hannity or Rush will pick up on it.... Heh.
15 posted on
08/20/2003 4:23:32 AM PDT by
WileyC
To: oceanperch
Pack the book in a box full of C-4 and send it back.
To: oceanperch
I hooked up to a polygraph machine and it exploded!
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