[PetroniDE]

Kitty humor thread is a weekly feature on FR in the "General Interest" section. A little humor at the beginning of the work week (i.e. Monday) courtesy of our feline friends. Among all the serious news, a little humor is always proper and is especially useful for Freeps. If you want on/off the kitty ping list (95 members and growing) or if you have a picture you want considered, plese send me freep mail.

[PetroniDE]

Money Theme: Meowla Meowla, Meowla Meowla, Meowla Meowla, Meowla.

Booze Theme: Prrrr Prrrr Prrrr Prrr **HICCUP** ...

[w_over_w]

If you don't like that excuse, please provide me with a good one for the next time thread is late.

Next time just tell everyone you were nursing . . .

[Allegra]

So that explains the inconsistencies in my liquor cabinet! What a relief...I thought I had figured out a way to drink in my sleep.

[Lady Jag]

Paw, ish that you?

[EuroFrog]

You were late cause kitty donated a furrball to your keyboard and you either had to go buy a new one or spend the time popping off all the keys to clean out the accompanying goo.

[Lucy Lake]

This is shamelessly stolen from a DOG thread:

WHY CATS ARE BETTER THEN MEN

Cats keep their opinions to themselves

Cat's don't criticize your mother

Cats never question how much you're eating

Cats never claim they know how to fix larger appliances

Cats understand the importance of beauty sleep

Cats are happy to let you drive

Cats always look good first thing in the morning

One good purr can be worth a thousand words

Cats don't complain when you get a short haircut

Cats love it when you go shopping

Cats never return the gifts you get them

Cats are able to keep the romance alive

[RikaStrom]

ROFLOL, I love that picture!

[JulieRNR21]

Kitty: I like a little nip before my nap! Hic Meow Hic

[Not A Snowbird]

Well! I'd better lock up the kahlua, just in case such behavior is common to orange cats.

[JulieRNR21]

My Siamese, Georgio W. Bush doesn't like booze!
He prefers milk!

[MEG33]

Kitty gathers daddy's favorite things to keep her company when he's out.

[Erasmus]

Rummy Tummy Tigger.

[giznort]

Just a humble "thank you" for your kitty captions of the week. A ray of sunlight into my life! As soon as I can figure out how in the heck to post photos and links on here, I hope to be a contributing member. I'm not dumb, just busy....so used to just pointing, clicking, copying, pasting....not used to mumbo jumbo commands....

[giznort]

thank you for the ray of sunshine!