Kitty Caption of the Week XVI - Skid Row Kitty (Humor/Meow Alerts)

18 August 2003 | PetroniDE

[PetroniDE]

Sorry I'm late with this week's kitty caption thread. Was extremely busy today and didn't have a chance to post this during lunch. If you don't like that excuse, please provide me with a good one for the next time thread is late.

What does kitty do when we are not home? I think this one went to a local casino. Good news, he must have won money. Bad news, he spent it on booze. BAD KITTY.

[PetroniDE]

Kitty humor thread is a weekly feature on FR in the "General Interest" section. A little humor at the beginning of the work week (i.e. Monday) courtesy of our feline friends. Among all the serious news, a little humor is always proper and is especially useful for Freeps. If you want on/off the kitty ping list (95 members and growing) or if you have a picture you want considered, plese send me freep mail.

[PetroniDE]

Money Theme: Meowla Meowla, Meowla Meowla, Meowla Meowla, Meowla.

Booze Theme: Prrrr Prrrr Prrrr Prrr **HICCUP** ...

[SAMWolf]

Bump! Hey that's my JD cat!

[tiamat]

Next time you're late say;

"The cat made me late!"

SIGH

Kitty needs at least one 12 Step program! <p. Tia

[w_over_w]

You're late damnit!

[w_over_w]

If you don't like that excuse, please provide me with a good one for the next time thread is late.

Next time just tell everyone you were nursing . . .

[Allegra]

So that explains the inconsistencies in my liquor cabinet! What a relief...I thought I had figured out a way to drink in my sleep.

[w_over_w]

Pack up your troubles in a old brown and smile, smile, smile . . .

[w_over_w]

Hey buddy . . . can you spot me $10 for some booze?

[PetroniDE]

Next time just tell everyone you were nursing . . .

I'm male..... that excuse does not work for me....

KITTY ATE THE THREAD !!!!

[w_over_w]

It's 4PM PST . . . time to get off work! Yippeeeee!

[Lady Jag]

Paw, ish that you?

[EuroFrog]

Since cats have 9 lives shouldnt they have to go through a 108 step program?

[EuroFrog]

You were late cause kitty donated a furrball to your keyboard and you either had to go buy a new one or spend the time popping off all the keys to clean out the accompanying goo.

[tiamat]

EuroFrog wrote:

Since cats have 9 lives shouldnt they have to go through a 108 step program?

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Suits me!

Though there go any plans to be reincarnated as a siamese!

Tia

[Springman]

Late or not, after this weekend, with no power that is a good one!!!

Looks like my Sister-in-law's Cat
when we where over there on Friday!!!!

[w_over_w]

Dear Moderator~

PetroniDE was late with the Kitty Thread today . . . claimed that his Kittie ate the thread. Please send him a warning.

[w_over_w]

Hicccck! I'm not as thunk as you drink I am . . .

[Lucy Lake]

This is shamelessly stolen from a DOG thread:

WHY CATS ARE BETTER THEN MEN

Cats keep their opinions to themselves

Cat's don't criticize your mother

Cats never question how much you're eating

Cats never claim they know how to fix larger appliances

Cats understand the importance of beauty sleep

Cats are happy to let you drive

Cats always look good first thing in the morning

One good purr can be worth a thousand words

Cats don't complain when you get a short haircut

Cats love it when you go shopping

Cats never return the gifts you get them

Cats are able to keep the romance alive

[RikaStrom]

ROFLOL, I love that picture!