Taglinus FreeRepublicus - 19th Edition

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[jigsaw]

Taglinus FreeRepublicus (19th Edition)

Recent taglines exhibiting Freeper wit, compassion, curiosity, brilliance, etc.

Billboards for the rich,
spraycans for the poor,
and taglines for the rest.
~ thatdewd ~

Too much Bozo Spew broke my bozo filter.     Sir Gawain, 8/10

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "I'll man the guns. You drive."     dixiechick2000, 8/10

For any remedy there is a misery.     SAMWolf, 8/10

I BRAKE FOR BUTTERFLIES.     arasina, 8/10

I have one thing to say to the big spenders; LET US VOTE!     steveegg, 8/10

Shooting is for outside! ~Chin Lee     RJCogburn, 8/10

Infinite Justice.....Yep that's what we're dealing out....     ThreePuttinDude, 8/10

The borg assimilated my race, and all I got was this lousy tagline...     thatdewd, 8/10

Now what?     secret garden, 8/10

And I thought I was the only one that reads tag lines.     Flyer, 8/10

As the world grew smaller, America found itself living in a bad neighborhood.     Barnacle, 8/10

Proud to be a Freeper!     Sen Jack S. Fogbound, 8/10

Dear IRS: I would like to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name from your mailing list.     DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet, 8/10

Beware: the Chip is pissed.     ChocChipCookie, 8/10

Let the Democrats dig their own holes, heck, let's buy them some shovels.     bd476, 8/10

I don't have a solution; but I do admire the problem.     b4its2late, 8/10

Repeal the Law of the Excluded Middle.     RightWhale, 8/10

I'm not a complete idiot. Several parts are missing.     rdb3, 8/10

Current odds on Hillary running in 04......4-1     AGreatPer, 8/10

New slogan for the environmentalist whackos: "Its for the Landscape."     CedarDave, 8/10

Keep the Faith - GO VMI.     Tank-FL, 8/11

I didn't claw my way to the top of the foodchain for a salad!     MarkL, 8/11

All we need from a Governor is a VETO PEN!!!     Ernest_at_the_Beach, 8/11

A fiscally conservative social liberal is an oxymoron.     Canticle_of_Deborah, 8/11

The Difference between Chapel Hill , Ithaca and Berkely is only Barometric.     Helms, 8/11

I AM in shape, round is a shape, ya know.     irishtenor, 8/11

I can only support FR by donating monthly, but ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!     Robert A. Cook, PE, 8/11

Official New Mexican Disruptor of the Lone Star Chat Thread     Tijeras_Slim, 8/11

As right as I can be.     GrannyAnnie, 8/11

Hold fast the form of sound words.     Ff--150, 8/11

Now that I've learned to make my own decisions, I now need to make the right ones.     jwh_Denver, 8/11

Optional, printed after your name on post.     oceanperch, 8/11

We now have had 15 seconds of fame, are we gonna want our full fifteen minutes?     LakeLady, 8/11

Smoke Gnatzies -- Tiny buzzing pests. Swat em. I'm not a hunchback, that's my azz.     Flurry, 8/11

Tommy Dasshole isn't "saddened." He's just... sad... and small.     upchuck, 8/11

Dangerous Jesus Lover.     Osage Orange, 8/11

To see pictures of Jayne's quilt: http://bulldogbulletin.lhhosting.com/page50.htm     RJayneJ, 8/11

4 years? Dems can't even handle 4 short months of good works and security successes in Iraq.     Ragtime Cowgirl, 8/11

Those that live by the sword get shot by those that don't.     LasVegasMac, 8/11

Traficant is a real conservative who will stomp out the socialist rats but good!     Cathryn Crawford, 8/11

And, as the world grew smaller, America found itself living in a bad neighborhood.     Barnacle, 8/11

Arnold is the electable "airplane spoon" to help the Dems eat "RIGHT."     NordP, 8/11

Arnold Schwarzenegger, RINO for CA governor.     nhoward14, 8/11

http://righteverytime.blogspot.com - home to Tall_Texan's new column.     Tall_Texan, 8/11

Moderation in all things? Isn't that a little extreme?     gitmo, 8/11

Dis blondes in MY presence willya?!     camle, 8/12

I call him "Mel". He calls me "Security".     DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet, 8/11

None of us is as dumb as all of us!     bedolido, 8/12

Three left turns, make a right................................     Osage Orange, 8/12

No animals were killed or harmed while making this tagline.     CounterCounterCulture, 8/12

Collective Bargaining is for Communists.... Privatize Calif.!     4Liberty, 8/12

A Muttly Bribed is a Muttly Earned.     PoorMuttly, 8/12

And an angel rides in the whirlwind and directs this storm.     Wolfstar, 8/12

Howlin <-------- Being stalked by a whacko!!!!     Howlin, 8/12

Progressives are a threat to my children!     seenenuf, 8/13

President Backbone's Got My Vote.     floriduh voter, 8/13

The more protection government provides one group, the more security is lost by everyone else.     CanisMajor2002, 8/13

It is a poverty to decide that a child must die so that you may live as you wish. ~Mother Teresa     SpookBrat, 8/13

Have you committed one random act of thoughtcrime today?     Spiff, 8/13

Live from the People's Republic of Cambridge.     libravoter, 8/13

I need more time, more coffee, and more bandwidth.     kimmie7, 8/13

Let's WORK as if everything depended on us; PRAY as if everything depended on God!     DesertGOP, 8/13

Chuck Schumer belongs to a group which excudes women from full membership.     syriacus, 8/13

And so the ant replied, "I can't even lift the pen!!"     perfect stranger, 8/13

In search of a witty tag line...     abner, 8/13

Turning sacred cows into quarter-pounders since 1998.     jfritsch, 8/13

Please step away from the tag line.     scab4faa, 8/13

Graduate: Burt Gummer's Survival School.     sauropod, 8/14

Democratic fundraising....If PBS won't do it, who will?     Drango, 8/14

Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o     Liberty Valance, 8/14

Hired Mercenary - Have Bullhorn - Will Shout for Freedom!     Tijeras_Slim, 8/14

Everybody in this house needs to calm down and eat some fruit or something. ~Mel Gibson, "Signs"     ZviTheWise, 8/14

Still think the Administration's BIG failure was not to dispense with N.Korea before Iraq!     AmericanInTokyo, 8/14

Magna cum laude, summa cum laude, the radio's too laude. ~Johnny Dangerously     .cnI redruM, 8/14

Nothing is impossible until it is sent to a committee.     SAMWolf, 8/14

Do unto others before they do unto you!     meandog, 8/14

He who controls communications rules the world. ~Adolf Hitler     concerned about politics, 8/14

Fortunately the feedback was slightly out of phase.     D-fendr, 8/14

McDonald Clan - Hired Mercenary - Have Bullhorn - Will Shout for Brew!     Seeking the truth, 8/15

Leave Sid alone. ~John Lydon     dyed_in_the_wool, 815

Gary Coleman, a porn star or a billboard queen should do a better job than Davis!     John123, 8/15

Faced with the pain of freedom, man begs for his shackles. ~Gerry Spence     Joe Brower, 8/15

We do not share a grid- We don't share a grid!     JustPiper, 8/15

Trying desperately to ignore Hillary.... and not succeeding.     Tallguy, 8/15

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.     geedee, 8/15

Liberals and Libertarians: Similar Agenda, Different Reasons.     m1-lightning, 8/15

The National League needs to adopt the designated hitter rule.     hchutch, 8/15

Harness (the) static..Hillary gives this administration..plug her *** into the..power grid. ~Tallguy    Ragtime Cowgirl, 8/15

9 out of the 10 voices in my head told me to go home & clean my weapons!     SERE_DOC, 8/15

Who needs congress if they only vote by what's in the polls?     cq, 8/15

Were you in Georgia or New York when the lights went out?     CedarDave, 8/15

When I am asked what my political preference is, I answer "Christian".     InvisibleChurch, 8/15

Why did DemocRATS allow a perjuring rapist to remain in the Oval Office?     doug from upland, 8/15

HHD: Middle Earth First, We'll Electrify the Rest Later.     Prof Engineer, 8/15

Bringing you quality, non-unnecessarily-excerpted threads since 2002.     Paul Atreides, 8/15

This is not the tag line you are looking for... move along ... move along.     battousai, 8/15

The foregoing was dictated but not proofread until signed.     San Jacinto, 8/15

Conquest by immigration and subversion spells the end of US.     fightu4it, 8/15

Schwarzenegger, who gave 1 million to his campaign on Tuesday, called Buffett "my mentor and my hero."     Canticle_of_Deborah, 8/15

If you’re not passing, stay out of the left lane!     Major_Risktaker, 8/15

The knots of folly grow tighter.     Princeton, 8/15

Dog?? The dog IS my food storage.     glock rocks, 8/15

Ha! I guess I got a little carried away there!     Melinator, 8/15

We liberated Iraq. Now Let's Free Cuba, North Korea, Iran, China, Tibet, Syria, ...     WOSG, 8/15

Hillary!'s book is reputation-cleansing prep work for a run for higher office; FReep her everywhere!     tgslTakoma, 8/15

Recycling is a waste of time for hardworking taxpayers; hire the homeless to sort garbage.     w1andsodidwe, 8/15

Death before electability!     Steel Wolf, 8/16

So how do you like taxation with representation?     dts32041, 8/16

Miles to go before I can sleep...     Aut Pax Aut Bellum, 8/16

If you can read this you are posting too close.     Flyer, 8/16

Surly to bed... surly to rise...     glock rocks, 8/16

Reuters: A wholly owned subsidiary of the Left - We distort, You comply.     CholeraJoe, 8/16

Will vote for a new 187 and retain prop 13...I guess that leaves McClintock.     spokeshave, 8/16

Ain't Skeered...     reagan_fanatic, 8/16

The people who live in Paris are called Parasites.     LindaSOG, 8/16

Our enemies within are very slick, but slime is always treacherously slick, isn't it?     F.J. Mitchell, 8/16

Check out the Texas Chicken D 'RATS!: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/keyword/Redistricting     MeeknMing, 8/16

The Kelly Holcomb era for the Cleveland Browns has begun.     dubyaismypresident, 8/17

Trust government, any government, and you're digging your own grave.     SAJ, 817

Arnold's positions are like the alien in Predator - you can't see them but you know they're lethal.     dirtboy, 8/17

Any one want to buy a chinchilla?     Sinner6, 8/17

The American Heartland--the Spirit of Flight 93.     Savage Beast, 8/17

[reagan_fanatic]

"You love me...you really love me!!"

- Spongebob Squarepants

[NordP]

I want to thank my Mom and my Dad.....

[Prof Engineer]

I'm famous now ping.

[Victoria Delsoul]

How do you like mine?

[SAMWolf]

Not bad. One has to believe that in the end it's true.

[MarkL]

Thanks for the Ping!

Mark

[Victoria Delsoul]

That's right. I like this one too.

[bluelowrider57]

put mine up: "When i bite into a york pepperment patty, i feel a sudden rush! the rush isnt me goin anywhere, its my blood starting to flow again, i take another bite, and drop the patty seizing my chest. I think im having a heart attack."

[secret garden]

Muchos gracias Senior Jiggy! :-)

[SAMWolf]

That sounds like some old proverb.

[Victoria Delsoul]

That sounds like some old proverb.

The good thing is that I created them, check google. :-)

[SAMWolf]

Most of mine are just things I've heard somewhere or other and I like them.

[Victoria Delsoul]

I like your taglines. They are thoughtful, and a lot of times funny. I think a dose of humor is always good in almost everything.

[SAMWolf]

Thanks. I tend to like the satircal and sarcastic ones.

I'm glad jigsaw does these threads or I'd miss a lot of good taglines.

[Princeton]

PRE-OWNED TAG LINE FOR SALE

OWNER BANNED:)

"Don?t bother to examine a folly ? ask yourself only what it accomplishes." -
Ayn Rand

[dixiechick2000]

Wow! I'm truly honored that you selected my tagline, again!

Now, I have to find a new one...

< pressure >

[dixiechick2000]

"...thank you Dixie Chicks for accusing me of being a Freeper so long ago."

I not quite sure how to take that...

[jwh_Denver]

Awesome! I wonder how many people really got mine...hehehe...

To borrow from a tagline, the committee of voices in my head don't have a clue and I don't either. If I wasn't so stupid I'd be rich.

[MeekOneGOP]

Thank ya !!

[MeekOneGOP]

Here are the Texas Chicken D 'RATS, btw ...

Photos taken from the Texas Senators of the 78th Legislature website.

The 11 Obstructors:

Gonzalo Barrientos, Austin/Rodney Ellis, Houston/Mario Gallegos Jr., Houston

Juan "Chuy" Hinojosa, McAllen/Eddie Lucio Jr., Brownsville/Frank Madla Jr., San Antonio

Eliot Shapleigh, El Paso/Leticia Van de Putte, San Antonio/Royce West, Dallas

John Whitmire, Houston/Judith Zaffirini, Laredo

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The Lone Democrat that is staying:

Kenneth Armbrister, Victoria