[freepatriot32]

if you ever hear your woman saying any of these things check the closet for rod serling because you are in the twilight zone :-)

[MEG33]

I object to #3.Been there done that!

[riri]

Well, I know I've said, at least, 4 and 8.

[dandelion]

Me, on #3 - but it was the FIRST infamous 1-yard fourth for Dallas. My hubby missed it, and I had to explain - he thought I surely had it wrong, they'd never do that...

[CWOJackson]

31. What an attractive girl and I'm sure those breasts are real.

[NYpeanut]

A quick little trip to this loser's site and I almost felt sorry for him, but somehow, I know he brought it on himself.

[TexasCowboy]

"7. Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, then you don't have to mess with it anymore."

Actually, my last wife said that as she walked out the door.
Haven't seen her since.....

[tet68]

#24 Honey, does this dress make me look too slim?

[Iwo Jima]

I really have too many shoes.

[PigRigger]

Here's another

No, No, I insist, let me pay for dinner; you've done enough already.

[TexasCowboy]

32. "Honey, I'm never going to have a headache again!"

[Rummyfan]

Ping!

[TexasCowboy]

32. "Let's don't go to that stupid mall today! Let's stay home and swig beer and watch porn!"

[jwh_Denver]

#33 - I've got so many great outfits I can wear tonight!

[Tax-chick]

1, 19, 24, and 28

I guess y'all just know the wrong women.

[nmh]

Too bad you don't live in our house. We respect and look after one another. This list doesn't apply to us.

[rockfish59]

One thing you will hear:

Who's that bitch?

[rface]

#32..I'm tired of watching the LifeTime channel. Lets get on of those pay-per-view dirty movies.

[HighWheeler]

"I don't need those shoes, I already have some in that color."

"I've decided I'm not doing any more fad diets, I'm just going to exercise and eat less, that's all."

"I filled the tank."

"Honey, where is the Phillips screwdriver and Cresent wrench?"

"This VCR is a snap to set up!"

"I put a 75 watt bulb in the garage fixture, that 60 watter was just too dim."

[Muleteam1]

I noticed that at the "No Marriage.com" site there is a poll asking "What are the best cities to meet friendly, low-maintenance, non-stuck up women?" Herein lies the problem with this poor disturbed fellow. He is seeking someone just as troubled as himself. A city of any type is a bad bet that anyone, male or female, will find a mate worth keeping.

Muleteam1

[dware]

I guess I'm one of the luckiest guys on earth. I've heard my wife say more of those things than not, including the ones that folks have posted as additions!